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What are the classic lines of soldier assault?
Classic dialogue lines:
Gan Xiaoning: Do you know how the bear died?
Xu Sanduo: How did it die?
Gan Xiaoning : So stupid!
Xu Sanduo: Why are you so stupid?
Xu Sanduo: Deputy monitor, am I stupid?
Wu Liuyi: Really? I have no idea. I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen anyone like you!
Company Commander: Xu Sanduo, when you and I are the only ones left in the company, you will be my hell!
Company Commander: That soldier! What are you mumbling there
Xu Sanduo: I am reciting what you said
Company Commander: Oh, can you recite it?
Xu Sanduo started to recite it fluently
Company Commander: You Do you know what it means?
Xu Sanduo: I don’t know the report
Company Commander: Then why are you carrying it?
Xu Sanduo: Write a letter to my father
Company Commander: Shi Jin, each person in your class will copy the confidentiality rules 3 times tonight!
Company Commander: Write me a 5,000-word review.
Instructor: The company commander is very kind to you, do you know?
Xu Sanduo: I know.
Instructor: OK, tell me.
Xu Sanduo: Exercise your writing skills.
Instructor: Lao Ma, this is a glorious and arduous task!
Lao Ma: It’s so glorious but so arduous!
Lao Qi commented on Xu Sanduo: He is obviously a great person, but he is born like a bear.
Company Commander: Pull him out and kill him!!!
Qi Huan: Xu Sanduo is having a nightmare
Xu Sanduo looked frightened
Qi Huan: I dare to sleep alone in a grave. I see your expression, I want to find someone to embolden me.
Xu Sanduo: Yes
Qi Huan: The voice is so small! Are mosquitoes a relative of yours?
Xu Sanduo: Yes! ! !
Yuan Lang: Actually, don’t think that I’m doing this to you on purpose now. . .
Xu Sanduo whispered: I know, I know you are not that kind of person. .
Yuan Lang shouted: Five points deducted! Trying to get close to the instructor in the queue!
Qi Huan put on sunglasses for Xu Sanduo: Look at Hei Chao
Xu Sanduo: Like a fly.
Tuo Yonggang: "Brothers, what do you think I am wearing now?"
Wu Zhe: "Wedding dress"
Tuo Yonggang: "I "Wearing the emperor's new clothes", I wish my comrades a happy dream! (female accent)
Wu Zhe distributed biscuits to everyone, and Xu Sanduo said: I will give you money tomorrow.
Wu Zhe: 27, get out, 41, you’re welcome, 42, I want to kick your ass!
Gao Cheng: "I can drink 1 jin, and I will drink 2 jin with you."
Yuan Lang: "I can drink 2 taels, and I will risk my life if I drink with you...
p>Gan Xiaoning: Give it to me!
Qi Huan: The more you peel, the more money we will have!
Xu Sanduo: Tomorrow! What arrangement?
Qi Huan: Save the earth! Are you going!
Xu Sanduo looked serious: You tell them to live well, the dream ahead is waiting. They
Yuan Lang: 10 points deducted!
Drug dealer: I will become a gust of wind, no one can catch me
Xu Sanduo: In your case! Before you change, give that to me
Wu Liuyi (angry): From now on, you are not allowed to speak your hometown dialect in front of me, do you hear me?
Xu Sanduo (joyful): Medium
Wu Liuyi: ..
Xu Sanduo caught the company commander and stuffed something into his mouth
Company Commander: Don’t be still, give artificial respiration when you come up. Who caught him? Mine?
Everyone said: Xu Sanduo.
Company Commander: The boat capsized in the gutter.
After the Seventh Company was disbanded, the Fifth Company came to collect supplies:
Old Seventh! Lao Qi!
Cremated! ! ! . . .
Lao Qi! Lao Qi!
Scavengers! Vulture! ! Maggots! ! !
Xu Sanduo: Company commander, company commander, company commander, it’s time to eat.
Lao Qi: The cooking class has been disbanded. How about eating the pot lid?
Xu Sanduo: Let’s go to the Sixth Company to join forces
Lao Qi: Will you die if you miss one meal?
Gao Cheng said to himself: I am just a monkey, jumping around in front of the sun every day, thinking that I am making progress every day. say what? A certain son of a certain military commander and a certain monkey?
Li Meng introduced Lu's name to the instructor, and finally said that the one in the middle was Li Menglu.
The instructor said: "Li Menglu, and Marilyn Monroe too
Zhang The officer went to the Red 3rd and 5th Class to interview Xu Sanduo.
When he saw the beautiful scenery, he cursed: How can I get a Japanese broken digital? Japanese broken digital.
Xu Sanduo: You are the helper of this life. I have the most people, I remember this
Yuan Lang: What a lifetime, how old are you? A lifetime, my teeth are sore
Xu Sanduo: So I can’t bear it if you are wrong Just tell me
Yuan Lang: Why are you so anxious?
When Xu Sanduo pleaded with Yuan Lang for Chengcai, he said that he liked Lao A very much, so he returned there.
Yuan Lang looked at him and said seriously: "Thank you for your patronage."
Yuan Lang (collapsed and furious): Xu Sanduo! Don't let me see you again today!
Xu Sanduo (opening the door and revealing his head): Captain! There will be a meeting tonight!
Yuan Lang (sweating, depressed): .... See you tonight...
Wu Zhe : "On the Internet, if I am A to you, I am lying to you and want A to the enemy." Then he looked at Yuan Lang and said: "Of course, you are more A to us.
Wu Zhe: Comrades, there are so many wives and concubines. ! I am the happiest man in the world! Xu Sanduo! My flowers are blooming! You've been wilting in this bed for three days. Are you going to be in confinement?
Wu Zhe: These are all anti-fashion clothes. If I don’t wear them, I will fall behind and become fashionable!
Qi Huan: Look at how you’ve trained us, I really want to be reincarnated and do it again.
Wu Zhe: Reincarnation Hey, reincarnation, will your family accept more than three hundred dollars?
Sanduo: Our family, ah, our family has no quota. Otherwise, it will be there when my brother gets married or when I get married and have children. .
Baitiepi stood up: Enemies, I, Lao Bai, are here. Come one of you, I will kill one, come two, I will kill two..." He didn't say anything. , the other party shot him to death. Liuyi, Xiaoning and others burst out laughing
Grassland Class 5, watching TV
Xue Lin: The classic play "Big Waves in the Sand" will continue tonight. ".
Li Meng: Hey, the sand tonight seems to be whiter than yesterday.
Yuan Lang came to the group to recruit people to go to Lao A
After he explained the rules of the game, Captain Wang said:
I will give you a suggestion. You might as well Call all my soldiers, tie them up, grab a machine gun, shoot them, and take them away alive.
Li Meng: Squad leader, this is wrong. How can I get on the Central People's Broadcasting Station? TV, this is an infringement!
Yuan Lang: How does it feel to leave the old army?
Xu Sanduo: How does it feel?
Yuan Lang: One day
Xu Sanduo: What do you do in one day?
Yuan Lang: Say goodbye and tidy up
Need Sanduo: I want to see the deputy of Class 5, and I also want to go to the prairie to see Class 5
Yuan Lang: I'm giving you more than a month to go back and see your parents. I'm going too far
Yuan Lang didn't notify everyone of the emergency march
27: Report! Why not give advance notice!
Yuan Lang: Hire a wet nurse for you!
Xu Sanduo’s confession, what he said after doing 333 abdominal twists
People say they feel dizzy after success. I was so dizzy that day that no one could compare to me
Sanduo also has a famous saying: "To live well, to live well is to do meaningful things, to do meaningful things is to live well"! !
A classic among classics! ! !
Housekeeping Requirements
Sanduo said: Flat on four sides, octagonal on the side, flies will fly up and do splits, mosquitoes will step on them and slip!
Li Meng, Lao Wei, and Xue Lin went into the dark to destroy the road built by Sanduo.
There was a sound~~~~
Sanduo asked: Who? Password!
Li Meng asked the other two: What is the password tonight?
Xue Lin said: The ghost knows
Li Meng replied: The ghost knows (reflected something was wrong)
The three ran away.
Shi Jin asked Sanduo: Regarding the seven words "Chinese People's Liberation Army", what do you think about it?
Sanduo's answer: Ideas, ideas are Chinese People's Liberation Army
Sanduo: Living well means doing many meaningful things
561: What is having Meaningful things
Sanduo: The meaningful thing is to live well
561: Me
After the training, 561 taught Xu Sanduo alone, standing in a military posture .
Xu Sanduo couldn't stand straight. 561 looked at it and said: You are not circling, why can't you stand straight?
He patted Sanduo's leg, and Sanduo immediately sat down. On the ground,
561 said: Why are you sitting down? If you are standing right, you should fall forward when you touch it. Stand up!
Sanduo stood up again, but as soon as 561 hit Sanduo, Sanduo fell forward.
561 said: Why did you fall down again?
Sanduo said: Didn’t you say that you would fall forward as soon as you touched it?
Xu Sanduo; I don’t want to leave.
The company commander said: You are a naughty soldier, my mother’s toes were almost broken.
Classic quotations:
1. Don’t abandon, don’t give up.
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2. Live a good life.
3. Stop messing around, don’t come back and let life mess with you.
4. He usually speaks very civilly, but today... Today, it’s time to be humble and impatient.
Fifth, my father said that as a human being, you must live a good life. (What is a good life?) My father said that a good life is to do meaningful things. (How to do meaningful things?) My dad said that to do meaningful things is to live a good life. (Sweat...)
6. The squad leader actually missed home, and he cried when he thought about it! So he gave up Head, you shed your blood and led us to build this road.
7. A normal heart, a normal heart.
8. Why rush into each other... (Stop it, the one with the same root as you is a lettuce)
9. There are two words between "think of" and "get": "do".
10. The Seventh Steel Company is a knife: a bayonet to the enemy; a razor to training; a razor to oneself.
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