Tell me a joke about bullying your husband.

1, do you have time for this chest brother to meet and talk? Woman: ... A woman called her husband to say that there was a car accident. He rushed to the scene to have a look ... Bugatti, and then said to the owner of the accident: This wife is for you! I went to dinner with my friends. After dinner, I went to check out and said to the cashier, sister, check out.

2. Husband, what should I do if I drop my mobile phone in the toilet? Is that thing sending me a message?

Give birth to a handsome and lovely doll in the future, and let her husband take him to see the world.

After dinner, husband and wife watch TV news in the living room. The wife saw the news and said disapprovingly to her husband, look, this man is disgusting! It's disgusting to sell your wife after losing all the gambling! Honey, you won't do the same thing to me, will you? The husband replied bluntly: of course not! How can you mortgage something worthless?