Humorous greetings

First, the new year is coming, and I wish you old age. There's nothing to reveal, so we have to take it while it's early. I wish you a good meal and a good sleep. If there are similarities, it is purely coincidental. If there is, it must be copied from me. Happy new year!

Second, the earth is round, sugar cane is sweet, and my short message cost a dime. I wish you a happy Spring Festival. I didn't mean to. My intention is true and my blessing is very effective. This is recommended by scientific experts!

Third, the sky will bless you greatly, so you should first call its mobile phone, ring its bell, vibrate it, light its screen, display its words, convey a string of blessings and make a smile. Finally, I wish you a happy new year and smile every day!

20 19 funny New Year greetings in the Spring Festival of the Year of the Pig, a happy and playful sentence, different!

Fourth, the Spring Festival is coming. I wish you good luck every day and a better life. You win the lottery every time, which is very interesting. If you forget me, be careful with the stick!

The new year is coming, I want to give you something, but I don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

6. I can't represent the party and the central government, nor can I represent the local government, but I can extend my greetings to the baskets on behalf of my family's vegetable gangs, stumps, melons and seedlings, noodles and soup: Happy New Year to you!

20 19 funny New Year greetings in the Spring Festival of the Year of the Pig, a happy and playful sentence, different!

Seven, at the dawn, happiness is around you; The sun is shining at noon, smiling in your heart; At night, when the sun goes down, you can enjoy yourself. Happy New Year and good luck!

Eight, I wish you in the new year: financial resources rolling, like a fat pig; Great body, as strong as a bear; Love is as sweet as a bee; Money is rolling in, a dime a dozen!