Funny sentences about Sanba not receiving a gift

The humorous sentences about not receiving a gift are as follows:

1. He was afraid that I would lack oxygen, so he gave me air on holidays.

2. In fact, I also want to receive gifts and feel cared about.

3. Thank you sir, who is always afraid that I will be hypoxic, and has been giving me air during festivals for decades.

4. I have never received such a tacky romance as a rose in my whole life. I have never experienced it.

5. Don’t ask my husband what he gave me on Chinese Valentine’s Day. He gave me wool, a hammer, a shovel, and a toothbrush.

6. Thank you to my husband for the red envelope and gift. Although I haven’t received it yet, it may be because the time has not come, so it is impossible not to give it.

7. My husband loves me the most. He is afraid that I will lack oxygen and will give me air. If you find me posting gifts on my friends in the future, I will definitely change my husband.

8. I want to know where those of you boyfriends who transfer five hundred today and one thousand tomorrow, shrimps without shells, water that can reach your mouth, and gifts for every holiday, get it. .

9. Chinese Valentine's Day is not suitable for me. There is no one to accompany me and no gifts. Maybe I should celebrate Double Eleven.

10. Others think you are just keeping a low profile and not showing off your gifts. In fact, only you know that you have not received any gifts at all, and you are suffering from internal injuries and grievances that make you explode.