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It is worth seeing the love that pokes the center nest: neither too cold nor too hot is the most comfortable in nature.
2. Some people like the way you tie your hair, others like the way you tie your hair, so you hesitate to tie it or wear it, but you ignore that the person who really likes you likes all your looks. People who know you will naturally know who you are. Companionship and understanding are more important than love. A person's happiest moment is to find the right person, the one who dotes on you, indulges your habits and loves everything about you.
There are always people who will change themselves and put down the bottom line to cater to you. I am not born with a good temper, but I am afraid of losing you, so I would rather spoil you and hold you in my arms. The so-called personality incompatibility is just an excuse for not loving.
4. If you love deeply, you will be jealous. If I don't care, I will never cry.
To love a girl, it is better to keep her and fight for her happiness than to give her up for her happiness.
6, the road of life is to rely on their own, many times, love, can stand the wind and rain but can not stand the dull; Friendship can stand the dull but can't stand the wind and rain. There is always a face that can't stay; Between joys and sorrows, there is always unexpected goodbye. In fact, all true feelings don't need instant tenderness, but wait for a lifetime.
7. The furthest distance in the world is not love or hate, but a familiar person who gradually becomes strange.
8, neither cold nor hot, this is the most comfortable temperature in nature, but in the emotional world, this is the most desirable temperature.
9. Do you know the benefits of liking someone? Is everything he treats you a gift? Even when chatting, I saw "being beaten" and thought it was a hidden surprise.
10, if predestined friends, time and space are not distances; If there is no chance, we can't get together all day.
1 1, perhaps, the person you love is always grumpy, because she is convinced that you will not leave her, while the person who actively loves is good-tempered because of fear of losing, so she is tolerant of everything.
12, the distance is terrible, because you don't know whether he is thinking of you or forgetting you.
Jane Eyre worth seeing
If others don't love me, I'd rather die than live-I can't stand being lonely and hated.
If a gust of wind or a few drops of rain stop me from doing these easy things, what's the use of such laziness in my planned future?
Do you think I will stay here for nothing? Do you think I'm a robot without feelings? Do you think that because I am poor, humble, unattractive and unknown, I have no soul and no heart? You are wrong. I have as many souls and as full a heart as you. If God gives me a little beauty and a lot of money, I will make it as hard for you to leave me as it is for me to leave you now. I'm not talking to you according to the rules and customs of social life, but my heart is talking to your heart.
Violence is not the best way to eliminate hatred-similarly, revenge can never cure harm.
◆ Human nature is so imperfect! Even the brightest planet has such black spots. Miss Scatchard's eyes can only see subtle defects, but turn a blind eye to the radiant light of the planet.
◆ Within the rugged boundary of desolate rocks, it seems to be a prison, which is the limit of exile.
Because of this changed environment, this promising new world, all my senses have been revived and become extremely active. But what do they expect? I can't say at the moment. It's a pleasant thing anyway. Maybe not on this day or this month, but in the uncertain future.
The moon strode solemnly into the sky, leaving behind the previously hidden top of the mountain and the distant mountains below, as if still looking up, bent on reaching the dark and unpredictable zenith. Those twinkling stars followed. I looked at them and felt my heart trembling and my blood boiling. Small things often pull us back to this world. The clock in the hall has rung, which is enough. I turned from the moon and the stars, opened the side door and went in.
I like today's day, like the iron-gray sky, like the solemn world in the cold, like Thornfield, like its antique, like its vastness and tranquility, like the thorns of the old tree where crows live, like its gray front, like its rows of dark windows reflecting the gray sky. But in the long years, I felt disgusted at the thought of it, avoiding it like a plague breeding ground: even now I still hate it-
When I was alone again, I thought about what I heard, peeped into my mind, examined my thoughts and emotions, and tried to put everything wandering in the endless and hopeless imagination wilderness into the reliable norms of common sense with a pair of strict hands.
Life is too short to hold grudges. Everyone makes mistakes in life, but we will die soon. Our sins will disappear with our bodies, leaving only the spark of spirit. That's why I never want revenge and never think that life is unfair. I live a quiet life, waiting for the end.
I'm angry and jealous, and I can't stand it. But when I saw the elegant little man (I knew him and despised him) and heard their heartless and frivolous conversation, my anger went out. Jealousy has vanished. Because such a woman doesn't deserve my love, and such a rival in love doesn't deserve my hate.
I can't help my eyes, and I can't help going to see him, just like a thirsty man who knows that water is poisonous but still drinks it. I didn't intend to love him, and I tried to nip the bud of love, but when I saw him again, my love came back to life.
I love Mr. Rochester so much that I almost regard him as a god. Although I don't think he is evil now. But can I trust him again? Can you go back to him? I know I have to leave him. To me, he is not what he used to be. He is not the man I imagined. My love has been lost. Hope is shattered, lying in bed in a daze, just want to die. Darkness slowly surrounded me.
If God endows me with wealth and beauty, I will make it as hard for you to leave me as it is for me to leave you now. But god didn't arrange it this way. But our spirits are equal. Just like you and I walked through the grave and stood before God as equals.
There is nothing happier than being loved by your peers and feeling that your arrival can add a joy to them.
◆ I should hate those people who always hate me no matter how I please them; I should resist those who punish me unfairly. She will soon be detached from the secular wind and rain, and her spirit has struggled to get rid of its material residence. When it is finally free, where will it fly?
People abandoned by fate are always forgotten by friends.
◆ You are cold because you are lonely; No one can touch the fire in your heart. You are sick because the best, noblest and sweetest feelings people have been given are far away from you. You are stupid, because no matter how painful it is, you will not summon that emotion to get close to you, nor will you step forward to meet it where it is waiting for you.
1, you are mortal, so mistakes are inevitable.
At least give me a new kind of hard labor.
3. Forget the disaster in your dream and only think about the happiness in reality!
I'm afraid my hope is too bright to come true!
If I were you, I would like the earth to crack and swallow me.
6. People who are abandoned by fate are always forgotten by his friends!
7. When I was beaten for no reason, we should fight back hard!
Since the trial is inevitable, we have to bite the bullet and bear it.
9. People should act, even if they can't find it, they should create it.
10, I want to pour tears on you, just hope it falls on my chest!
1 1, the fire of love is lit in our hearts, and we will be one from now on.
12, I think everything in the world belongs to me, because you are in love with me.
13, even for people like me, there are still a few rays of sunshine in life after all.
14, you beautiful and lovely bird, where are you taking my heart?
15, this wine glass is sweet and pleasing to the eye, because it has touched the lips of the bosom friend.
16, one stage of my life will end tonight and start a new stage tomorrow.
17, within the rugged boundary of desolate rocks, it seems to be a prison, which is the limit of exile.
18. Patiently enduring the pain that only you feel is far better than acting rashly and producing bad results.
19, my principles have never been trained, so I may grow crooked because of lack of care.
20. I gave up praying and imagined a more humble prayer, praying for change and praying for excitement.
2 1, violence is not the best way to eliminate hatred-similarly, revenge can never cure harm.
22. Who said it was winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.
23. The more lonely you are, the less friends you have, the less support you have, and the more you should respect yourself.
24. A quarter spent in Lowood seems to be an era, not a golden age.
25. Canadian-style low temperature no longer appears at night and early morning, and almost freezes the blood in our veins.
If others don't love me, I'd rather die than live-I can't stand being lonely and hated.
27. The unpolluted and infected memory must be a great wealth and an inexhaustible source of physical and mental happiness.
28. You have the right to refuse my love, but you can't despise my love, because it is a heart that really beats for you.
29. Revenge I tasted it for the first time and liked drinking. After drinking it, it is fragrant and sweet, but it is full of bitterness afterwards.
30. I will always be gentle and sincere to those who are gentle and steady, disciplined and strong, and resilient in quiet inside.
3 1, I'm just reminding yourself, sir. You say that mistakes bring regrets, and you say that regrets are the poison of life.
32. If you can't avoid it, you have to endure it. Can't stand what life is destined to endure, it is weakness and stupidity.
33. Feelings without judgment are really tasteless, but judgments without emotional treatment are too bitter and rough to swallow.
Love yourself. Don't waste your whole-hearted love, soul and strength generously as gifts in unnecessary and despised places.
Whenever and wherever, Helen has proved to me that a calm and faithful friendship, embarrassment or anger can do no harm.
Even if the whole world hates you and believes that you are a bad person, as long as you have a clear conscience and know that you are innocent, you will not have no friends.
37. Just like the joy experienced by a man dying of thirst, he knew that the spring water he climbed into had been poisoned, but he bent down to drink holy water.
38. Instead of indulging in resentment, the bitterness and indignation in the narrative is much less than in the past, the attitude is restrained, the content is concise, and it sounds more credible.
39. Unfortunately, he is just a selfish and heartless person. After hearing the disaster, the self-centered pain is mixed with blind contempt for the victims!
40. I love you If one day, I turn into a cup of loess, the spring grass growing on this loess is also green for you, and the flowers blooming on this loess are also bright for you.
The complete works of Jane Eyre worth seeing
1, you are mortal, so mistakes are inevitable.
At least give me a new kind of hard labor.
3. Forget the disaster in your dream and only think about the happiness in reality!
I'm afraid my hope is too bright to come true!
If I were you, I would like the earth to crack and swallow me.
6. People who are abandoned by fate are always forgotten by his friends!
7. When I was beaten for no reason, we should fight back hard!
Since the trial is inevitable, we have to bite the bullet and bear it.
9. People should act, even if they can't find it, they should create it.
10, I want to pour tears on you, just hope it falls on my chest!
1 1, the fire of love is lit in our hearts, and we will be one from now on.
12, I think everything in the world belongs to me, because you are in love with me.
13, even for people like me, there are still a few rays of sunshine in life after all.
14, you beautiful and lovely bird, where are you taking my heart?
15, this wine glass is sweet and pleasing to the eye, because it has touched the lips of the bosom friend.
16, one stage of my life will end tonight and start a new stage tomorrow.
17, within the rugged boundary of desolate rocks, it seems to be a prison, which is the limit of exile.
18. Patiently enduring the pain that only you feel is far better than acting rashly and producing bad results.
19, my principles have never been trained, so I may grow crooked because of lack of care.
20. I gave up praying and imagined a more humble prayer, praying for change and praying for excitement.
2 1, violence is not the best way to eliminate hatred-similarly, revenge can never cure harm.
22. Who said it was winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.
23. The more lonely you are, the less friends you have, the less support you have, and the more you should respect yourself.
24. A quarter spent in Lowood seems to be an era, not a golden age.
25. Canadian-style low temperature no longer appears at night and early morning, and almost freezes the blood in our veins.
If others don't love me, I'd rather die than live-I can't stand being lonely and hated.
27. The unpolluted and infected memory must be a great wealth and an inexhaustible source of physical and mental happiness.
28. You have the right to refuse my love, but you can't despise my love, because it is a heart that really beats for you.
29. Revenge I tasted it for the first time and liked drinking. After drinking it, it is fragrant and sweet, but it is full of bitterness afterwards.
30. I will always be gentle and sincere to those who are gentle and steady, disciplined and strong and resilient in quiet inside.
3 1, I'm just reminding yourself, sir. You say that mistakes bring regrets, and you say that regrets are the poison of life.
32. If you can't avoid it, you have to endure it. Can't stand what life is destined to endure, it is weakness and stupidity.
33. Feelings without judgment are really tasteless, but judgments without emotional treatment are too bitter and rough to swallow.
Love yourself. Don't waste your whole-hearted love, soul and strength generously as gifts in unnecessary and despised places.
Whenever and wherever, Helen has proved to me that a calm and faithful friendship, embarrassment or anger can do no harm.
Even if the whole world hates you and believes that you are a bad person, as long as you have a clear conscience and know that you are innocent, you will not have no friends.
37. Just like the joy experienced by a man dying of thirst, he knew that the spring water he climbed into had been poisoned, but he bent down to drink holy water.
38. Instead of indulging in resentment, the bitterness and indignation in the narrative is much less than in the past, the attitude is restrained, the content is concise, and it sounds more credible.
39. Unfortunately, he is just a selfish and heartless person. After hearing the disaster, the self-centered pain is mixed with blind contempt for the victims!
40. I love you If one day, I turn into a cup of loess, the spring grass growing on this loess is also green for you, and the flowers blooming on this loess are also bright for you.
4 1. If a gust of wind or a few drops of rain stop me from doing these easy things, what's the use of such laziness for my planned future?
42. These people neither understand nor discover their inherent virtues, but only appreciate the skills they have acquired, just as they appreciate the skills of their chefs and the interests of their maids.
Since it is inevitable, there is only patience, which is the duty of being a man. I can't stand what I am destined to do, not only cowardice, but also stupidity.
44. Now I understand that the world is infinitely vast. Hope and despair coexist, and opportunities and challenges coexist. This world belongs to those who have the courage to pursue and explore.
45. Sometimes I thought I caught a look, heard a tone, saw a figure and announced that my dream was coming true, but I woke up immediately.
46. The real world is infinitely vast, and a world full of hope and anxiety, excitement and excitement awaits those who have the courage to take all kinds of risks and pursue the true meaning of life.
47. Solomon put it well: "It is better to be vegetarian and love each other than to eat fat cows and hate each other." Now, I will never trade poor lowood for Gateshead. He is always in luxury.
48. I'm afraid of being discovered and being driven back to my room. I must see Helen. I must give her a hug before she dies. I must kiss her for the last time and exchange my last words with her.
49. There must be a kind fairy who puts the idea I need on my pillow when I am away, because when I lie down, the idea flashes in my mind quietly and naturally.
If God endows me with wealth and beauty, I will make it impossible for you to leave me, just as I can't leave you now. Although God didn't do this, we are all equal in spirit.
Funny humor worth seeing. Tell me about it.
Funny humor worth seeing. Tell me about it.
1. We are just passers-by, playing group games here. Whether you lose or I win, we will play games together in the end!
Don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop my camera.
3. Break up with you, because you are not worthy to hold hands!
4. One day, San Xiao cried because San Xiao appeared!
5. Sanlu milk powder, the choice of stepmother.
6. Taking the road of RMB makes people have no choice!
7. Breaking up is boring. Divorce if you can!
8. Guinness Book of Records: The world's largest coffee table covers an area of 9.6 million square kilometers and can hold 654.38+03 billion cups.
9. To love yourself, be selfish first. Only selfishness can love deeply.
10. Some people always sell what they have in exchange for what they don't have.
1 1. At school, that money was used to dawdle, and now it is used to dawdle!
12. I did well in the exam, relying on my deskmate.
13. I despise those who often chat with expressions.
14. You will be tired if you have a heart, but it doesn't matter if you don't.
15. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.
16. How big a body do you have to be to support your dirty soul!
17. You can't eat as a meal, but I can't eat without you.
18. If life deceives me, then I will also deceive life.
19. You embarrassed me, and I didn't even give you a chance to go on stage.
20. you live in my heart Have you paid the rent?
2 1. The PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!
22. The most embarrassing thing is to register with my girlfriend in the Civil Affairs Bureau. The staff is actually an ex-girlfriend
23. If you don't like me, I will castrate you and be my sister.
24. I stood in your smart room and shouted: Ouch! How deep!
25. The third person is not the later one, but the one who doesn't love deeply.
26. The most depressing thing in the world is stepping on your own poop.
27. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.
28. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.
29. Men say they like you, but in fact they just like your body.
There are thousands of men in the world, so it is really impossible to change them every day.
3 1. Matador, VIP among bitches.
Chopin, if you can bring out the sadness of labor and capital, labor and capital will give you a dollar.
33. Most of us who are alive have only done three things in our lives: deceiving ourselves, deceiving others and being deceived.
34. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.
35. If you were a flower, the cow wouldn't shit.
36. As soon as you went out to Baishan, there were no birds, and thousands of people died.
37. Women are like clothes, but big sister is a kind of temperament that you can't wear.
For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. When the world is full of love.
39. I'm going to get a haircut. I've turned my head over into the sea.
40. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.
4 1. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, with a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.
42. It was noon on weeding day, so it was really difficult to go to school. I entered the school and stood all afternoon.
43. I am proud of my flat chest, and I save cloth for my country.
44. Hold your hand and drag it away. If you don't go, you will continue to drag on!
45. Since suffering from mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.
46. I have no time to hate those who hate me, because I am busy loving those who love me.
47. Don't be defiled by love because of the pure thing of going to bed.
48. If you want to say something, you will naturally say it. If you don't want to tell, all you hear is lies.
49. Because I'm not afraid of anything and I can't lose anything.
50. Some people are so modest, others are so proud, but no one is realistic.
5 1. We are like two parallel lines that will never intersect.
52. Parent-teacher conferences and mistresses are essentially the same, both of which provoke family relations.
Carelessness is not necessarily bad, and gentleness is not necessarily true.
54. I am not a fragile girl. I don't need protection. I can be fine alone.
55. Even if you lose weight and look good, everything will be fine. People who don't love you still don't love you.
56. Bitches last forever, while dogs and men can't live without chickens.
I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.
58. The man who loves me the most in the world married my mother.
The real state is that you would rather forgive others yourself than let others forgive you.
60. Life is breathing, breathing is for breathing, and breathing is for fighting for breath.
6 1. If there is love in the sky, it will be old, and the person who robbed me will have died long ago.
62. The biggest difference between a game and a girlfriend is that one has to make a copy and the other has to pay!
63. Be a light and cheerful woman and write noble love letters to yourself.
64. There are not so many simple ifs in this world. Not loving is not loving.
65. I have no merits, but I have a strong ability to be praised!
66. What if I feel beautiful? I don't care. After all, I am not a mistress.
67. When I still love you, can you miss me?
68. Your attitude determines my attitude. If you are silent to me, I have to be indifferent to you.
69. Don't look at me from your point of view, I'm afraid you can't understand.
I don't need anyone to love me, and I don't need anyone to love me. I will love myself.
7 1. I don't want to see you unhappy, but I envy you for being so happy with others!
72. Those who pour cold water on me will be boiled and returned to you.
73. The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.
74. You gently smoothed all my water chestnuts, and then tried your best to hurt me to death.
75. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so miserable.
76. Since you planted it in my heart so easily, don't try to escape easily!
If you look like a pig, don't think you are human. I look down on you.
78. Don't tell me you are not short of money. In that case, come on, you throw it and I'll catch it.
79. Don't say mistress, who let him be fooled as soon as he hooked up.
80. Whose old love is not someone else's new love, and whose new love is not someone else's old love.
8 1. Whoever dares to mess with me again, I will bury him before Qingming.
No matter who throws cold water on us, we should have the backbone to turn it into boiled water and throw it back.
83. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
84. Qianshan has been in love. Can you give me some advice? The world has its own true feelings, and giving a perfect score is also love!
85. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date means looking at feng shui for the grave, confession means digging the grave, marriage means double suicide, empathy means moving the grave, and a third party means robbing the grave!
86. I always bow my head in class. When the teacher asked me why, I answered calmly and sank back. I suddenly remembered home!
87. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.
88. Come to school early every day, seemingly loving learning, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.
89. It's nonsense that boys who play football are handsome and boys who play basketball are handsome. As long as you are handsome, you are handsome enough to play glass balls, and ugly golfers are like shoveling shit. Any gentle girl is attractive, and girls who don't wear makeup are pure and fart. As long as you are beautiful, you can sell tofu as a beautiful woman, and playing the violin as ugly as a cramp.
90. I fucking see through the world!
9 1. Eating food is kind, because you just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.
92. You did such a difficult thing to get up, and nothing can beat you the next day!
93. Big gold chain, small watch. Three small barbecues a day. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table. Being drunk is drinking. Social wine is drunk every day. Die at the small table sooner or later.
94. The family has money and drives a 13 Cadillac. You can tell by the sound that it is a good machine, imported from Germany, chug chug. At first, half of Beijing was smoking black smoke.
95. You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are nothing like human beings!
96. Do you know what is the most painful thing in a man's life? No wife. Do you know what is more painful for men? Had a daughter-in-law, and ran away with others.
97. Listen to your words and hang the Southeast Branch.
98. I used to believe that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope I don't turn my life into a case.
99. You can't believe any news until it is officially denied.
100. If your wife and your lover fell into the water at the same time, would you like to find a plump one or a petite one? Still looking for people who can't swim.
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