A provocative humorous joke

1, I don't miss you very much, but I can't sleep over and over. When I close my eyes, it's all you. 2, holding the hand of the secret, delicious as spirits. 3, Bao, I'm going to get a vaccine, what vaccine, love you every second. The second you fall in love is both an instant and forever. 5, time is quiet, talking to you; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old. In my life, except my hometown, I have only written about the moon for you. 7. If the feelings are not equal, I am willing to love more people. 8. Because of love, I miss you. That person always worries me. 9. My world is wonderful because of you. Would you like to share it with me? 10, I can't do anything well, but I can do one thing well, and that is to like you very much. 1 1. If I pretend to have amnesia, how many people will take the opportunity to throw things away. 12, if you think too much and are not careful, you will grow old together. 13, you are my favorite part, but it is not the so-called passing. 14. Love is everywhere. Give your love sincerely. 15, are you walking without eyes? Why did you accidentally hit my heart? 16, Bao, I made nucleic acid, what acid, can't get your sadness. 17. Boys who have no objects in the circle of friends let me delete each other, and I don't want boys who others don't want. 18, I'm thorns flower with a thorn. Give the thorns to others and the flowers to you. 19, are you a rabbit? Why are you jumping so fast in my heart? 20. Autumn grass grows longer, autumn colors turn yellow, and autumn is embarrassing. Can you taste it? 2 1, I like you, and I like Chili to sneak into my neighbor's house. Next door number. 22, tell you a story, this story is very long, I'll make a long story short, I miss you. 23. When the golden wind and the jade dew meet, they will win countless people. 24. You are a sweet love story in midsummer and an unexpected surprise. 25. I still like you. It doesn't matter if I can't steal the chicken. I have enough rice. 26. Can you call me husband? Your mouth is free anyway. 27. I like you, so I will be gentle with you. 28. Use my half-life savings as your dowry for life. Dear, we have some simple little happiness. 30. My love for you is like the sun and the moon. Just look up at the sky and you can see it. 3 1, I have never drunk the strongest wine, but I gave up the person I love most. 32. I have two wishes in my life, you are by your side, by your side. 33. Roses bloom brilliantly, expressing love sincerely. 34. You said Murmansk, I am the warm current of the North Atlantic, so you should hold tight. I want to ride the wind. 35. There is infinite tenderness in my heart. Give it all to you, all of it. 36. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you. Now I finally understand that if I love you, I shouldn't bind you. 38. The mountains and rivers are far and wide, and the fireworks on earth are all you, all of you. 39. Cactus can't bloom and can't be held in the palm of your hand. 40. I would like to be a tree and stand on the road you must pass. 4 1, you are everything here. When you are away, everything is yours. 42. I don't have any rival in love, because I love myself most, but now I have you. 43. All I want is you, whether in this life or in the next. 44. Can I give you a hug? So I won't be very sad. 45. I'm sorry I fell in love with you without permission. In order to prevent myself from spending money indiscriminately, I spent all my money in advance. 47. I am not your moment, I am your forever. 48. I wish you peace and happiness for the rest of your life, with a smile on your lips and a good fate with her. 49. I know I may have gone too far, but I just miss you so much. 50. I still believe that stars can talk and stones can blossom. 5 1, I like you very much, the kind that I like all my life. 52. The people who live in the local area are so pitiful that it rains almost every day. 53. I believe that a lot of love in this world is casual and needs no reason, just like the answers to those math problems are unsolvable. 54. You are the only woman I want to protect in this world. 55, the word love, love is short, love is long. 56. Being influenced by one person is annoying, but it can also be sweet. Don't use honey traps on me, or I will cooperate with you. 58. The more people like you, the more naive they are to you. I love you. If I am blind, I am willing to be blind again. 60 years, half a year, let me wait for you. I'm happy to wait for you. Please don't give up easily. 6 1. I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, and now I just want to marry you. 62. Tell you a story. Will you listen? But you have to plan to listen for a lifetime. 63. It's not good to give up halfway. I suggest you love me to death. You are the only one for me, dear, I love you! 65. I like you by my side and feel that I am your world. 66. Do you still like me? Sorry, I don't like you anymore. 67. I don't want to accept red envelopes, I just want to accept your little baby. 68. If life needs a lifetime, it must be a lifetime of knowing and staying with you. 69. Let me love you and live with you, ok? 70. It's a long way, but it's good to take you with me. 7 1, I will always love, even if I am lonely. 72. I want you to live in my heart alone, not other neighbors. 73. Let me report that I really like you today. The provocative humorous joke 2 1, my circle of friends, half show love, half sad, mixed with several powerful WeChat merchants. 2. Other girls can be gummy bears, angel babies and sweetheart babies. I can't. I want to be an aunt and a living ancestor. 3. Why do I often cry? Because my deskmate always insults me. Talking to the person I like is like talking to God. You said they never responded. 5. Seeing that Conan didn't learn much reasoning and problem-solving skills, he learned a lot of modus operandi. I planted a seed for reading many years ago, but it is still a seed. 7. When your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry. Don't go, I can't bear it. Can you give me money for a small pudding? 9, you roll for me, keep rolling. 10, looking back on my life, I am the biggest official, that is, the qq group administrator. 1 1, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people. 12, people like me who don't even know a few famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth. 13, although giving up won't kill you, even if you die, you won't give up. 14 Unlike you morning runners, I tried my best just sitting in bed. 15, if there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts! 16, the long road of life has been lost. 17, when you step into the society, you will find that you can't spell your parents, but you can only Pinduoduo. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them. 19 actually, I have a very handsome angle, but you didn't find it. 20. The saddest thing is that your girlfriend likes your boyfriend and your boyfriend's buddy likes you! 2 1. I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. Do you have any good dating recommendations? 22. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone. 23. I am really comfortable to see people who are not pleasing to the eye add trouble to your hearts. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's more, one garlic a day can drive everyone away. 25, don't ask me what is the standard of handsome, ok? Look at me and you will know! I scolded you for your own good. You should learn something from it, such as self-knowledge. 27. Don't always make excuses for yourself! When you are constipated, you blame gravity for not having gravity! 28. I have never understood why the elevator is clearly standing and why it is always said that it is taking the elevator. 29. In the era of soaring prices, only wages are still calm, and they must change accordingly. 30. There is nothing I can't understand. 3 1, I regret not seeing you all my life, and I regret seeing you all my life. 32. Missing is a short-lived regret; Mistakes are permanent regrets. 33. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant. 34. I found that myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see money when I open my wallet. It is polite to give you face, but it is reasonable not to give you face. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold. Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity. 38. Heroes don't ask the source, but love the speed of finding me. 39. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together. 40. It's not that reading is useless, but that you are useless, mainly because you are useless. 3 1. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! 2, kiss you, you are chocolate; Kiss you, cream mixed with honey; Kiss you, you are coke and sprite; Kissing you is nothing, just because I love you. You want me to count the stars with you and give you a romantic mood. What if there are no stars? I'm tortured to death by you, and I see stars! 4. In Me Before You, my heart is like a small river, flowing smoothly; After meeting you, it's like the sea of Wang Yang, full of light and rough waves! 5. Is it accidental to really meet? Do you know the dignity and preciousness of friendship after breaking up? It's really hard to love and be loved! It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, hard to forget when we fall in love, and it's too late to regret it later! 6. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married. 7. The day I met you was the starting point of our life happiness, but falling in love with you was my life happiness! 8. Honey, your legs must be sore, right? Because you've been running around in my head all day! 9. If you shed tears, my face will always be wet; If you are sad, it is always my heart that cries! 10. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now. 1 1, the sea does not dry up, the stone does not rot, my love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them. 12, if you are a lovely red apple, I would like to be an idle bug and chew you! 13, I didn't know what luck was until I met you. Hug you and understand what is fiery warmth. I didn't know the sweetest thing in the world until I kissed you. With you, I have no complaints in this life! 14, sometimes I wish I were the sacred flame at the summit of Mount Everest, igniting your frozen heart for thousands of years; Sometimes I wish I were a flame in the forest, burying your body deep in the soil; What did you say?/Sorry? 15, there is a touch that can make people cry, an excitement that can make people scream, and a touch that can make people tender. Just for you and me! 16, it's good to have someone who misses me, like being hugged by the moonlight! You live quietly in my soul castle! We have each other to rely on! 17, suffering for the person you love is a kind of happiness, but only a few people in the world can enjoy this happiness. 18, you are positive. I'm a negative number, we're both rational numbers, and that's a natural couple. 19, without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am empty! 20. Happiness is short-lived. It will fly away with its wings. I hope you remember that I, a stupid woman, once loved you! 2 1, honey, your legs must be very sour! Because you've been running around in my head all day! 22. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times. 23. If you were the wheat in the field, I would like to be the cabbage in the field beside you. The snow is like a quilt, so I will sleep next to you. 24. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day. 25. I miss you when I am sad, just like I miss the sun in winter; Thinking of you when you are happy is like thinking of the shade in the hot sun. 26. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life! 27. Would you like to experience the feeling of not being single with me? I have been proud for more than ten years, and I am afraid to see you. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me. 29, you are crazy, I am stupid, lingering to toothless! 30. Do you know why I like you? The doll's face is funny, the panda's figure is stupid, his ears are lucky and his steps are funny. Best for you to see the exhibition. 3 1, a red line leads the fate, two of a kind leads the love, cares about the fake asking you out, makes enemies on all sides, and all kinds of people make you happy, eager to marry you, love you for a lifetime, and get married perfectly. Marry me, and you are the only one for me. 32, meet you, this life is predestined friends; Fall in love with you, willingly; Without you, it would be dark; Without you, I will die! Go west, cross the terminator line, cross the Japanese line, and go back to the day when I first met you. 34, with full love and sweet desire. I carefully prepared acacia soup, put a little more tenderness, and then season some happiness, so that you can love me more after drinking it! I looked at the stars at night and found something unusual. There is a rare lucky light around your sign. What happened? I calculated and calculated, wow! So I'm in love with you!