Quotes about bringing a dog

1. A whip made of dog excrement - you can’t smell it, you can’t dance it.

2. A dog swears by a shit hole and will never correct it.

3. A dog thinks about a pig's head and tongue - don't even think about it.

4. Grapes on a dog’s hooves – no material.

5. The dog's hooves hit the horse's shoe - it doesn't match the number.

6. Dogs raise fish for cats - serving people.

7. The dog licks the dustpan - there are no answers.

8. A dog licks the roller - there is no big oil or water.

9. A dog is happy when he hears people fart.

10. Putting an oil lamp on a dog’s head means he is alive and well.