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The best name in Journey to the West
the first journey: the source of spiritual roots and pregnancy-the mind is cultivated and the road is born
There is a flower and fruit mountain in the sea of Aolai, Dongsheng Shenzhou, and a stone on the mountain gives birth to a stone monkey. The stone monkey found a cave named "water curtain cave" at the source of the Jianshui where he lived, and was acclaimed as king by many monkeys. After another 35 years, the stone monkey suddenly lamented that life was impermanent and he could not live long. According to the advice of an old monkey, the stone monkey went to Xi Niu He Zhou through Nan Shan Xun Zhou, went up to the square inch mountain of Lingtai, entered the Sanxing Cave of Xieyue, and met the founder of Bodhi. He was accepted as a disciple and named the Monkey King.
the second time: it's wonderful to realize bodhi-to break the magic and return to the original yuan god
Wukong learned the way of longevity, seventy-two changes and "somersault cloud" from his ancestors. One day, Wukong was provoked by people and turned into a pine tree, which caused his ancestors to be unhappy and was expelled from the cave. Go back to Huaguo Mountain, fight with the mountain demon to win, and bring back the captive monkeys and articles. [Organized by www.DuanMeiWen.Com ]
The third time: All the Qian Shan in the four seas are arched-Nine secluded places and ten categories are all removed from the list
Wukong made the photographer move the weapons in the Aolai Treasury into the mountains and perform a group of monkeys. Demons and beasts in the mountains worship Wukong in succession. Wukong asked the Dragon King for a golden cudgel weighing 13,5 Jin. Tick off the name of the monkey genus in the book of life and death in the underworld. The Dragon King and the Yan King show the Jade Emperor, please subdue the demon monkey. The Jade Emperor sent Taibai Venus to Huaguo Mountain to woo Wukong. Superpersonality
The fourth time: What is the official's intention to win the horse?-The name notes that God is not peaceful.
Wukong was awarded the official of "winning the horse's temperature", and he learned that this official was the last rank and returned to Huaguoshan. The Jade Emperor ordered King Tota Li Tian and his son Prince Nezha to capture Wukong. Defeated by Wukong. Venus once again attracted Wukong. The Jade Emperor ordered to build the Great Sage Mansion in Qitian, where Wukong lived.
The fifth time: The Great Sage who messed up the flat peaches stole the Dan-against the gods of the Heavenly Palace. qq talk about
Wukong manages the flat peach garden and eats all the big peaches in the garden. Go to Yaochi again and drink all the fairy wine; Eat up the golden elixir in the gourd of Taishang Laojun. Flee back to Huaguo Mountain. The Jade Emperor ordered King Tota to lead the heavenly soldiers to capture Wukong. Wukong beat back the gods.
the sixth time: Guanyin went to the meeting and asked why-the little sage surrendered to the great sage
Mu Cha, a disciple of Nanhai Guanyin, helped the heavenly king and was defeated. Guanyin also recommended Erlang God. Erlang God fought against Wukong, and the old gentleman watched the battle in the sky, dropped the King Kong sleeve and hit Wukong. The gods escorted him back to the upper bound. The Jade Emperor issued a decree to be executed.
The seventh time: The Great Sage who escaped from the Eight Diagrams Furnace-Wuxing Mountain made up his mind to be an ape
The Grand Master put Wukong into an alchemy furnace for burning, and forty-nine days later, Wukong came out and made a scene in the Heavenly Palace. The Jade Emperor invited the Tathagata. The Monkey King did a somersault all the way, but he couldn't jump out of the Buddha's palm. The Tathagata turned his five fingers into mountains and pinned Wukong down. Ordered the earth god to feed Wukong with iron pills and copper juice.
the eighth time: after 5 years in Chang' an, the Buddha wanted to find a disciple to learn from, so that Buddhism could be spread to the east forever. Guanyin led Mu Cha, took the cassock, xizhang and three hoops, Jin, Jin and Jin, and drove to the cloud. Along the way, Sha Wujing, Zhu Wuneng and Xiaobailong were collected; Advise the Monkey King, let them * * * protect the scriptures.
appendix-Chen Guangrui goes to his post for disaster-revenge of the monk in the river
Chen Guangrui was chosen as the first scholar in the middle school, recruited as the son-in-law of the prime minister, and was appointed as the owner of Jiangzhou. On his way to office, Liu Hong, a boatman, was killed, his wife was robbed, and Liu Hong risked his life to take up his post. Chen was saved by the Dragon King and put in the Dragon Palace. His wife and children were thrown into the river. Rescued by the elders of Jinshan Temple; It was named Jiangliu, and later it was named Xuanzang. The elders told him about his life. Xuanzang found his mother. Go back to the capital and seek redress from my ancestors. Liu Hong was executed. Chen Guangrui returns to Yang. Xuanzang entered Hongfu Temple to continue his practice.
the ninth time: Yuan Shoucheng's ingenious and selfless song-The Old Dragon King's clumsy plan violated the dogma
The King of Jinghe changed the rainfall into Chen privately in order to make Yuan Shoucheng's prediction fail. And destroyed Yuan Shoucheng Guapu with the loss of accuracy. Yuan Shoucheng asserted that the Dragon King would be beheaded by Wei Zhi, the Prime Minister of Tang Dynasty, for violating the decree. And let the dragon king seek a way to survive from Emperor Taizong. Emperor Taizong's Dream Dragon King interceded, promised it, and ordered Wei Zhi to serve in the court so that he could not slay the dragon.
the tenth time: the ghost of the second general Gongmen Town-the resurrection of Emperor Taizong's underworld
When Wei Zhi and Emperor Taizong played a game, he dreamed of beheading the old dragon. That night, Emperor Taizong dreamed that the Dragon King would die, and since then he has been physically and mentally uneasy and sick. In order to prevent sneaking, he made Weichi Gong and Qin Shubao stay at the palace gate at night. Emperor Taizong died soon, and met Wei Zhi's old friend in the underworld, Cui Jue, who is now the judge of the underworld. Cui Jue added 2 years to Taizong's life. On the way back to Yang, Emperor Taizong was pestered by ghosts and gave away gold and silver to the ghosts.
the eleventh time: I was born in the Tang dynasty, and the king followed the good results-I was lonely, and Xiao Yuzheng was empty.
Emperor Taizong came back to life and went to the DPRK to declare an amnesty for the world, and it was forbidden to destroy monks and slander Buddha. Everyone elected Chen Xuanzang to preside over the land and water conference, and Taizong made it.
the 12th time: Xuanzang built a meeting in good faith-Guanyin became a golden cicada
Guanyin bodhisattva became a wandering monk and presented xizhang's cassock to Taizong. Emperor Taizong gave it to Xuanzang. Guanyin came to power to tell Xuanzang the beauty of Mahayana Buddhism. Xuanzang wanted to go to the Western Heaven, and Taizong named him "the holy monk of the royal brother" and gave him the title "Sanzang". Sanzang's Tang Priest went through the customs.
The 13th time: The Golden Star Trapped in the Tiger Cave-A monk staying in Boqin, Shuangqialing
The Tang Priest rode westward. Mountain side city, climbing the double fork ridge at night, was captured alive by the tiger demon king's men. Taibai Venus rescued Tang Priest. When the Tang Priest was walking to the two boundary mountains, he suddenly heard shouts like thunder: "My master is coming!"
the 14th time: the heart of an ape is reformed-six thieves have disappeared
The caller is the Monkey King. Tang Priest accepted Wukong as an apprentice. On the way to the west, Wukong killed six robbers who cut the diameter, and Tang Priest complained endlessly. Wukong Zongyun left the Tang Priest. Guanyin gave the Tang Priest a magic spell, and Wukong understood the advice of the Dragon King and came back to protect the Tang Priest. He put on a magic spell to show that it was against the teacher's words not to pay cash.
the fifteenth time: the gods in the snake mountain secretly bless-the eagle sorrow stream intends to rein in the horse
passing through the snake mountain, the horse is swallowed by the dragon in the eagle sorrow stream. Guanyin summoned the dragon, turned it into a white horse and gave it to Tang Priest as a seat.
The 16th time: black wind mountain, a monk in Guanyin Temple, stole the cassock to Guanyin Temple.
The old abbot wanted to set fire to the Tang Priest and his disciples in order to occupy the cassock. Wukong borrowed from heaven that he covered the Tang Priest with a fire shield, and blew himself to clean the temple. The bear monster in black wind mountain took advantage of the fire to steal the cassock. Wukong went up the mountain to find a demon and asked for the cassock.
The seventeenth time: Monkey made a scene in black wind mountain-Guanyin subdued the bear monster
When Wukong saw that a black Han was discussing with a Taoist priest and a Untitled Scholar about opening a Buddhist costume meeting, he killed the Untitled Scholar snake monster and fought with the black Han Xiong Jing. Wukong killed a demon outside the cave, got an invitation and became an old abbot to attend the meeting. Seeing through, I had to invite Guanyin. Guanyin became a Taoist and persuaded the bear monster to take the elixir changed by Wukong. Wukong makes the bear bear feel unbearable pain in his stomach. I had to return the cassock and convert to Buddhism.
Chapter 18: The Tang Priest of Guanyin Temple escaped from the disaster-The Walker of Gao Laozhuang reduced the demon
Gao Laozhuang, Gao Taigong, requested to reduce the demon because the monster was adopted into his home. Wukong became the daughter of Taigong. Confuse the monster. Show your original body again. The monster turned into a gale and fled. Wukong followed closely.
the 19th time: Wukong receives the Eight Rings in Yunzhan Cave-Xuanzang receives the Heart Sutra in Futushan
The monster went into the cave and took out a nine-toothed rake-Wukong battle. When Wukong said that he was going through this place to protect the Tang Priest, he dropped the rake and went to visit the Tang Priest with Wukong, and was named Pig Eight Rings. The three men went to the Buddhist monk in Futushan and Fengwuchao, where they got a volume of Heart Sutra.
The 2th time: Tang Priest in Huangfengling is in trouble-Eight Pigs in the Mid-Levels compete for the first place
Huang Fengguai Pioneer Tiger Spirit in Huangfengling takes Tang Priest to the cave. Wukong and Bajie rushed to the mouth of the cave to fight. Tiger Pioneer was defeated and fled, and was killed by Pig.
the 21st time: the protector set up a village to keep the Great Sage-Xu Miling to set the enchanter
Wukong fought but Huang Fengsheng was defeated. Please come to Lingji, catch the goblin turned by the stingray and rescue the Tang Priest.
Twenty-second time: Bajie vs. Liusha River-Mu Cha received enlightenment from the law
In Liusha River, the monster tried to rob the Tang Priest, and Bajie Wukong went to fight, but the monster dived into the water and refused to go ashore. Wukong went to see Guanyin, who asked Mu Cha to go with Wukong. Mu Cha called out the monster Wujing. Wujing made a boat with a skeleton under his neck and crossed the Tang Priest across the river.
the 23rd time: Sanzang never forgets his roots-Four Saints try meditation
Mother Lishan, Guanyin, Pu Xian and Manjusri Bodhisattva become mother and daughter, in order to test whether the meditation of the four groups is firm, but the meditation of Bajie is not firm and bound.
the 24th time: the immortal of Wanshou Mountain keeps an old friend-the traveler of Wuzhuang steals ginseng
There are trees bearing ginseng fruit in Wanshou Mountain Villa, which grow old after eating. The two boys in Yuanzidu, the master town, entertained Tang Priest with ginseng fruit, mistaking it for a baby and not daring to eat it. Wukong stole three fruits and shared them with Pig and Friar Sand. Eight quit too few, pour out. The two boys cursed the Tang Priest.
Twenty-fifth time: Zhen Yuanxian chased the monk Sun Walker to make a scene in Wuzhuangguan.
Wukong couldn't bear to destroy the curse and knocked down the tree. Er Tong designed to lock the Tang Priest and his disciples into the main hall. The disciples fled at night. Zhenyuanzi caught up with the clouds and returned to the Tang Priest and his party with his robe sleeve. Master and apprentice escaped again at night. He was ordered by Zhenyuanzi to fry Wukong, but Wukong turned himself into a lion and smashed the pot.
The 26th time: the Monkey King Mishima Begging for Recipes-Guanyin Ganquan Living Tree
Wukong is a living fruit tree for medical treatment, so he visited Guanyin, and Guanyin and Wukong came together to revive the fruit tree. Zhenyuanzi held a ginseng fruit party to entertain Guanyin, the immortals and the Tang Priest, and became brothers with Wukong.
the 27th time: Tang Sanzang-the holy monk hates to chase the Monkey King
The Tang Priest sent Wukong to eat fast. The goblin in the mountain changed into a beautiful woman, an old woman, an old man, puzzled Tang Yan, and Wukong killed the goblin. Tang Yan was furious and drove Wukong away.
The 28th time: Demons gather in Huaguoshan Group-Three Monks in Black Pine Forest Meet Demons
Wukong returns to Huaguoshan, spreads wind and blows stones, and kills the hunters who went up to catch monkeys. Tang Priest was caught by mistake in the demon cave. Pig, Friar Sand and Huang Paoguai, the old demon, killed each other in midair.
Chapter 29: Coming to China from a Difficult River-Thanks to Bajie's kindness, he turned to a mountain forest
In the cave, the Tang Priest met a woman who claimed to be the Princess of Baoxiang, and was photographed by Huang Paoguai thirteen years ago. The princess persuaded the old demon to release the Tang Priest. When he reached Baoxiang, the Tang Priest handed the letter entrusted by the woman to the king. The king begged Pig and Friar Sand to save the girl, and they promised to go to war in Huang Paoguai. However, Pig could not meet the enemy, so he went into the grass to hide. Friar Sand was captured into the cave by Huang Paoguai.
The 3th time: Evil spirits invaded the Dharma-Yi Ma Yi Xin Ape
Huang Paoguai turned into a handsome man and went to Baoxiang to visit King Yue Zhang, turning Tang Bei into a tiger. Bai Longma turned into Gong E, raised a knife to plot against Huang Paoguai, and was hit in the back leg. Eight quit to go back to Gao Lao Zhuang, Bai Longma advised him to find Wukong. Realizing that he refused, Bajie came down from the mountain and cursed, and was caught back by the monkeys.
Chapter 31: Pig Bajie dared Monkey King-Monkey Walker to drop the monster
Pig goaded Wukong to come with him now. Wukong turned into a princess and wept bitterly, swallowing the nine monsters' Neidan relic, showing his true image, and clubbing the monsters all the way without a trace. Wukong went to visit the heaven, and the star god recited a spell to take back the Kuimu Wolf who had come down to earth to make trouble privately. Wukong brought the princess back to China and restored the Tang Priest to his original state.
The 32nd time: A message from a Gongcao in Pingdingshan-A disaster happened to Mumu in Lotus Cave
When he went to a mountain, Wukong heard that there was a demon, and the master encouraged Bajie to visit the mountain. Bajie tried to sleep and lie, but Wukong, who was turned into a bug, heard about it and exposed his lies to his face. Bajie had to explore again. King Yinjiao, one of the two demons, led many demon caves to patrol and catch Pig.
Chapter 33: The Eccentric Truth-Yuan Shen Helped the True Heart
King Yinjiao turned into a Taoist with a broken leg lying on the road, and the Tang Priest asked Wukong to carry him on his back. The demon sent three mountains to hold Wukong down and took Tang Priest and Friar Sand to the cave. Land, mountain gods, etc. moved away the mountains and freed Wukong. Wukong became an old Taoist priest, and with the help of Prince Yi, he exchanged fake gourds for real gourds that monsters pretend to be people.
Back to the 34th time: The Devil cleverly calculated that the sleepy ape-Dasheng Tengna tricked the baby
Wukong became an old demon and entered the cave, and the Eight Rings who were hanged got wind of it. King Yinjiao and Wukong fought. Wukong threw a golden rope from the old demon to bind his opponent. King Yinjiao recited the rope-loosening curse to get rid of it, but tied Wukong with a rope instead. Wukong turned out a steel file and broke the rope to get away. He became a little demon and stole the golden rope. King Yinjiao installed Wukong with a gourd. Wukong tricked the demon into opening the gourd, took the opportunity to escape, and then sneaked into the cave to steal the gourd.
The thirty-fifth time: Exotic bullying was positive-the mind monkey got the treasure to hide the evil spirit
Exotic bullying was positive, and the mind monkey got the treasure to hide the evil spirit. King Silver Horn was put in the gourd by Wukong and instantly turned into water. King Jinjiao fanned the fire with a fan and defeated Wukong. Wukong got into the cave and stole the clean bottle and fan. Putting the old demon in a clean bottle, the old gentleman said that he was entrusted by Guanyin to turn the boy into two demons to test the Tang Priest and his disciples. The second boy came back to life.
the 36th time: the ape is lying on the edge-breaking through the side door to see the moon
When he comes to a broken temple, four disciples are enjoying the moon in the courtyard. The Tang Priest was homesick, and Wukong took the moon as a metaphor, pointing out that "it is easy to see the Buddha and return to the old field", and Tang Priest realized it and was full of joy. Bajie and Friar Sand watched the moon, and each gained something from Buddhism.
Chapter 37: The Ghost King visited Tang Sanzang-Wukong in the night to deify the baby.
The Tang Priest came to dream, claiming to be the king of Wuji Kingdom here. Three years ago, he was pushed into the well of the Imperial Garden by a Taoist priest and killed. The Taoist priest became the king and usurped the throne. And gave it to the Tang Priest. As a token to inform the real prince. The Tang Priest woke up from his dream, but there was a jade Jue under the steps. Wukong turned into a white rabbit and introduced Taitai, who was out of town hunting, into the temple. He became a dwarf and explained his father's affairs to the prince, and asked him to go back and verify with his mother.
Chapter 38: The baby asked the mother if she knew the evil was right-Jin Mu went to the Xuan to see the false and the true
The mother and the prince confirmed that the king had been changed by a demon. Wukongba is the imperial garden, and you can see the buried well under the banana tree. Pig went down to the well, got the king's body and carried it back to the temple. He also incited Master to recite the incantation and forced Wukong to heal the dead.
the 39th time: an elixir was given in heaven for three years, so the master was born in the world.
Wukong asked the Grand Master for an elixir to save the king. The fake king was afraid to become a Tang Priest, but he was caught because he couldn't read the magic spell. Manjusri Bodhisattva told Wukong that the king had immersed himself in the Yushui River for three days, so he sent a rider to immerse himself in the Year of the King to repay his former hatred.
the 4th time: the baby plays Zen and is confused-the ape and the horse's sword return to the mother's empty space
Hong Haier's longitudinal wind scares the Tang Priest away. Wukong learned that Hong Haier was the son of my sworn brother Niu Mowang 5 years ago, and wanted to ask him for his master.
Chapter 41: The ape was defeated by fire-Mumu was captured by the devil
Hong Haier didn't believe what Wukong said, and he ejected smoke from his nose and mouth to fire Wukong and Bajie. Brother Dragon King was invited to spray water on Hong Haier, which almost killed Wukong, who was dressed in fireworks. Bajie went to invite Guanyin, but the monster pretended to be Guanyin and earned money in the cave.
The 42nd time: Great Sage worships the South China Sea-Guanyin Charity binds Hong Hai
Wukong turns into Niu Mowang, and Hong Haier asks him to throw himself into the South China Sea, asking Guanyin to subdue Hong Haier.
the 43rd time: the evil monster in Heihe River went to capture the monk-the western dragon son caught the catfish back
The monster in the Heishui River turned into a boatman and took the Tang Priest and Bajie in the boat to the bottom of the water. Friar Sand dived and fought the monster, but he couldn't win. Wukong blames the Dragon King. The Dragon King ordered Prince Moang to go and collect.
the forty-fourth time: the dharma body is transported to the car-the mind is right and evil, and the ridge is closed
to the country where the car is late. The king preached Taoism and destroyed Buddhism, and the monks were all punished with hard labor. Wukong supervised the Taoist priests, let the monks go, woke up Pig and Friar Sand, blew up the Taoist meeting, knocked down the statue in the temple and turned it into a feast for Sanqing.
Chapter 45: The Great Sage of Sanqing View-The Monkey King of Che Chi Kingdom shows the law
All the Taoist priests regard the three as the coming Sanqing to pray for water. The three of them gave urine and went back in the clouds. The three immortals told the king that Wukong and others killed Taoist priests and pretended to be Sanqing. The king ordered the Tang Priest and others to gamble with the three immortals for rain. Tiger force big fairy first went to the altar to do magic, called the gods of wind, cloud and fog and the Dragon King of the Four Seas, but was stopped by Wukong's magic, and there was no rain. Wukong went to the altar, the wind and thunder were blowing hard, and the rain poured down.
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