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Cross talk about energy conservation and emission reduction; within 3 minutes, the number of people is 2 to 4.

A:: Brother Liu, thank you very much for agreeing to join me to talk about this cross talk for everyone.

B:: It’s okay, I’m dark anyway, and it will get late after the performance, so I can just sneak out.

A:: Why are you wandering around? After we finish talking, you will be a celebrity in the unit.

B:: Really? That needs to be said nicely. Oh, what do you think we should talk about?

A:: Let’s say something?

B: Yes, tell me, you have a lot of ideas.

A: Yes, I am white, so I can find it even in the dark, and there is nowhere to hide. Alas, it’s so impressive. Let’s talk about energy conservation and emission reduction, which are currently popular.

B:: I think it works, so where should we start? The scope of energy conservation and emission reduction is huge.

A: Yes, where to start? For us, let’s first talk about what energy saving and emission reduction mean. Brother Liu, you are older than me, can you tell me?

B: I am older than you, but if you look at our size, you can tell that you eat a lot more salt than me. You'd better say it first.

A: Yes, let me just say, save energy and reduce emissions, so the name means saving energy and reducing emissions.

B: Isn’t this nonsense? Who doesn’t know what it means? Go deeper.

A: Going deeper? To put it more deeply, we should save energy and reduce emissions. It is to save underground energy and reduce underground emissions.

B: So deep?

A: What kind of deep method do you want to use? What do you mean by energy saving and emission reduction?

B: I said?

A: Yes, you said.

B: Okay, I’ll just say it. I think energy saving and emission reduction means saving the use of energy and reducing the emission of pollution. A: Go, go, squat down below.

B: What’s wrong, what’s wrong, what’s wrong with me.

A: I thought you could say how deep you were. Isn’t your love the same as mine?

B: Isn’t this what energy conservation and emission reduction mean? The main reason is that this word has too much meaning and covers too many areas.

A: Yes, that’s the truth. This word contains too many aspects, and I really can’t say it all at once, but the meaning is what we said.

B: Now the whole country is talking about energy conservation and emission reduction, and our unit is also doing well, right? j/amp;7L@Y

A: That is, our unit not only held special meetings and increased publicity efforts, but also organized various activities to allow employees to actively participate in the activities. Take the speech contest at the beginning of the month as an example. The manuscripts written by many employees were true speeches from the bottom of their hearts, and they were written quite well.

B: Really? Alas, but I think there are some people who are biased in their thinking. They either don’t do it or they do it. A: Are there still such people?

B: Yes, just two days ago our neighbor removed the light bulb in the corridor and took it to their house.

A: Huh? How dark it was in that corridor.

B: Isn’t that right? I went to their house to look for him. A knock on the door. Dang Dang Dang. Is Brother Wang at home? Brother Wang's old father came out and opened the door. (Imitating lameness) Who is it?

A: Alas, why did this image appear?

B: I came back from drinking two days ago, and there was no lamp that fell down in the corridor.

A: Oh, isn’t this just looking for trouble? Others were fine, but my father fell first.

B: Who is it? Hey, you are Lao Wang. How can this kid talk? Lao Wang, no. Oh no. Xiao Liu, who is opposite me, is Brother Wang at home? Not here. What was he doing? Removed the light bulb.

A: Ah, it’s still being dismantled.

B: This guy not only demolished our corridor, but also demolished everything in other buildings.

A: Okay, the whole community needs to be demolished so that a lighting store can be opened.

B: No, no, it can’t be opened.

A: What?

B: They are all old 20W light bulbs in the corridor, and no one wants them for sale.

A: No one can make him sell it.

B: Do you have anything to do with him? Ah, something happened. Isn't this the light bulb in the corridor? It's too dark and inconvenient to go back and forth. I want Brother Wang to put it back in.

C: Put it back, it won’t work anymore. I can’t pretend anymore.

A: What’s wrong? Why can't you pretend anymore?

B: He was smashed.

A: Smashed? Well, why did the light bulb break?

B: That’s right. I asked him, what are you doing when a good light bulb is smashed? Doesn't this save energy and reduce emissions? The removed light bulbs were thrown away directly to pollute the environment, which was also dangerous, so he smashed them all and sent them to the place where the broken glass was collected. Xcb\N

A: Okay, it’s really sold. $LjIeVA5

B: If you sell it, you should smash it and sell it. #8cY,lt;S]

A: This is not right. What everyone bought with property fees, why should he just deal with it like this? vI4St;

B: Isn’t it? I got angry when I heard about it, I said Lao Wang. ip~PF5

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A: This old man has a pretty good memory. It seems really urgent. ))lt;3 ^S0V\

B: I say Lao Wang, your family is too unauthentic. How can we dismantle this government-owned thing? You kid, why are you so ignorant? Well? What the hell? Am I ignorant? Isn’t that right? The public electricity is free of charge? Are the public lights on? B: 7!

A: This is different from the light being on. .7" f~amp;oP

B: That’s right, that’s what I said, and the old man said again that our family didn’t do anything else with the money. XDUamp; Z2A

A: What are you doing? IWX6*Zz

B: Come on, come into the back room. The uncle took me into the kitchen. There is a big refrigerator. !gt; YEZ"

A: Did you spend the money to buy a refrigerator? J"# o #~

B: No, there are not so many. There are so many, I will remove them too. Gz@'W6yaV

A: What about that? YQLp #

B: The uncle asked me to open the refrigerator door. What a refrigerator? =otJf~

A: A refrigerator? B/ 7c`V

B: Go, put the light bulb in the refrigerator. "CXamp; 2Xfe

A: Huh? What are you doing with so many of those things? y ~7]9?T

B: That’s right, I’m surprised too. I asked the uncle, and he told me that these were all bought with the money from selling light bulbs, and he was going to give them to everyone in the building so that they could use them when they went upstairs at night. He said that his son had been thinking hard since he fell. It took two days to come up with this idea. # **vIwX-Q

A: This method. . . g)nsP

B: Okay? bdEc ?

A: It’s really not much better. \4zb9CxOZ

B: You said that although this approach has good intentions, it affects the normal life of yourself and others. ;Sl]8IZ

A: Yes, this method is not advisable. The final effect of energy conservation and emission reduction should be to promote social development. If you want to do it this way, replace all lamps with kerosene lamps or Candles are more energy efficient. z)*7LI

B: This is just one of the neighbors, there are more scary ones than this.

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A: Where do you live? How come you never meet such a person? J0K25w

B: I live on Earth. G; Jqby8d

A: How fresh, that is Chang'e living on the moon. I'm asking which community you live in. :!Ea.v

B: Which community is ours? v 9\ 2/B

A: Ah, yes. What is the name of the community? Tell everyone. Next time we go there, we’d better prepare a flashlight. a$-: F$z

B: Oh, I don’t need a flashlight. Isn’t there a cocoon light stick? Y_Sgt;S( 0

A: People who are trying to escape are also allowed to send it. 8Evonamp;G59

B: Yes, why else would their family have a refrigerator. R{N9 '2l:

A: Okay, this one is really amazing. What are the new and radical practices of the other company you mentioned? !5FZxmUup

B: New Trend Talk No. It’s not enough even if it’s radical: s(vn Ie^

A: How is that scary? 0{0BL@H

B: The main measures taken by Brother Wang just now are To save electricity, this company is saving water. (4ueO~jb $

A: So what are the measures? Tell us. hqr V {c

B : Everyone, please sit down. Please touch anyone who can. 6h8fzqRzc

A: Okay. #I]5)XT

B: I’m afraid. Everyone is afraid that they will fall like Lao Wang in the future. ~

B: This family’s practice is to wash clothes and children together. $mS] K!\

A: Oh, wash clothes and children together. Should I use a basin or a shower? "otks\Ilt;

B: Oh, wouldn't it be scary if I used both of them? r@j$$Pk`

A: What should I use? It can’t be a washing machine. aVIFycYo

B: Congratulations, you can answer it quickly. "gt;?ocJ\9

A: Huh? A washing machine. , will the child survive? Can he still survive? s*blZdP

B: You are more cruel, the child who is fully automatic must not drown.

A: Get a straw and stick it out, G|WO

B: No problem, you have to die inside OIT9.c0h

A: Then use a semi-automatic one. y1zNF$lt;q

B: Well, it’s semi-automatic. Put a small lifebuoy around the child’s neck. Alas, the head is floating on the water, and the body is stripped and put into the water together with the clothes. , start the washing machine. The clothes are flying off the child, and I don’t have to give the child a bath. After a while, the child is clean, and the clothes are also clean.

A: What kind of parents are you doing? Is it okay for the child to come out? bC[TLsh7{2

B: Don’t talk about it, I also interviewed the person involved OI=. LuWGQE1

A: He does it quite formally. BseK?`]U"

B: Children, do you have any objections to your parents putting you in the washing machine like this? Do you think this is appropriate? IV"OzQONx

C : Just..., it's pretty, pretty, pretty good. 8XwZJ\5

A: Why is this child still coughing? Washed in a washing machine? vrS)VJg`

B: No, that’s how it is.

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A: Oh, I was shocked. I thought it was washed by a washing machine. Xx N=vLamp;m

B: So what do you want to say to your parents? I,,,I,,,I just,,,just,just,just want to talk to my mother. uxbDRlOS

A: Slow down, slow down, don’t rush. -uho;

B: Let,,, let,,, let,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, my, my, my, my mother, again, again, when washing clothes, when, when, don't don't put me Dad puts his socks inside. WYHr'xJ

A: Alas, this child is too pitiful. How can you put children and socks together? Isn't that a case of athlete's foot? lt;NIg`B@'s

B: His dad doesn’t have athlete’s foot. =y5~7amp;9'

A: That can’t be put together either. lt;"SDU_lt;xG

B: Later, I interviewed the child’s parents, the inventor of this method. The child’s father. amp; VY(W{\eY

A: What did the father say? c1v, 5c6d j

B: The child’s father said this: First of all, I don’t have athlete’s foot, but my feet are slightly smelly |! 0R"lv'u

A: It's smelly, it's smelly at all. d 9T}? T: *

B: The reason why we do this at home is because we use a washing machine to wash it The principle of clothes is the friction between clothes. The purpose of bathing a child is to make the child's body clean. Putting the child and the clothes together can increase the friction on the clothes and can also be used on the child through the clothes. Rub it around to clean the child, which saves water and time. It also has a very meaningful purpose. }]-SAM

A: What is the purpose? R

B: We hope that the child can become a dancer in the future. Putting him in the washing machine like this can lay a good foundation for his future dance practice. ELx?ph-9

A: Where is this? Is there any practice like this? W#p A W

B: I was very touched after listening to it. This is so profound. My son, what a visionary and miraculous father he is.

A: What a wicked father. Yxx

B: What a lack of virtue. fBI), bZa

A: Is it not unethical to put your child in the washing machine? Let your parents try to put you in the washing machine tomorrow. G$ lgt; By

B: No, I'm too big to put it in. . This approach is too undesirable. b;!oPT

B: Yes, actually, there are many things we can do to save energy and reduce emissions, it just depends on whether we pay attention to discover them. oR.KtS$uh

A: Yes, it’s easy to handle things if you are careful @@U'I^iG

B: For example, setting the computer screen saver and turning off the lights when people leave. oa: GGW4Q

A: The power cord of the air conditioner is unplugged when it is not in use, and the comrades who are driving turn off the fire while waiting for others v= b`kCH}

B: Alas, these are all things we can do. Energy conservation and emission reduction must start from small things, and slowly cultivate our good habits of conscious conservation. Only in this way can this work be achieved. Let's continue to develop healthily and long-term. }ramp;^*" 2=

A: The New Year will be here in a few days. I hope that all employees of the company can start from small things to save energy and reduce pollution reasonably. emissions and promote the company’s rapid and healthy development.

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B: Yes, alas, we have finished what we want to say, why don't we go down first and give the opportunity to perform to others? oB27Yamp;nO

A: Okay, let’s give it to someone else. If we don’t perform for a while, we can save a few kilowatt hours of electricity. Let's go. OQlt;|Xd I$

B: Oh, don’t worry, do you have light bulbs at home? f=v D0K$n

A: What are you doing? mA5xke_)

B: Take two from our house, the corridor is still dark.

A: Go home and use your cocoon light stick.

[The question is so economical]