Funny humor at the beginning of the circle of friends (74 selected sentences)

1, who will ask my teacher for leave? I have a phobia of starting school.

2. When school starts, I want to be cold, talk cold, walk steadily, do my homework, go to bed early and have a cold class. Yes, I thought so last year.

I want to tell my children to be strict with themselves and to listen carefully in class. I won't put pressure on you.

4. It's time to start school. When you get busy, you won't have so much time to miss it.

If you do your homework hard, it is the night before school starts.

We always have something to do before school starts. Let's practice the words.

I have begun to study how to walk into the classroom on the first day of school.

8. It was another day in early autumn, and I saw the wheat turn yellow again. Fallen leaves can't cover my eyes staring at the school.

9. I hope Yu Lan will be a child that parents like, a child that teachers like and a child that classmates like!

10, school is about to start, and my mother abandoned me for a long time.

1 1. Start school if you are not crazy. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

12, I hope you can treat it with a refined attitude in your future study career. No matter what you do or take the exam, you will always be accompanied by a serious attitude.

13, school is about to start, others say it is to adjust work and rest, but I am jet lag.

14, success is accumulated step by step. You have accumulated small achievements in the past, but you are still far from your goal, right? You are a person with a dream, so work hard!

15, want to go to school, but don't want to go to school.

How sad it is to start school.

17, I want to have a holiday when I start school, and I want to start school when I have a holiday.

18, tell you a sad ghost story: school will start tomorrow.

19, intentional study, but failed the course.

20. I hope that in the new semester, under the hard cultivation of teachers, Yin Maojia will be better in all aspects! Better!

2 1, school, you got my people but not my heart.

22. The days of having lunch after brushing your teeth are coming to an end.

23. After military training, you are not single dog, but a military dog.

24. Hope to start school as soon as possible. I don't want to have classes online at home.

25. My wish is that the epidemic will end as soon as possible and the school will start as soon as possible!

Tell you a ghost story. School starts in one day.

27. Best wishes for the start of school. My deskmate is gentle and considerate.

28. The children are going to school. He left home for a distant university for the first time, and his heart was full of worries, but he also knew that this was something he had to experience in the process of growing up and an opportunity to exercise himself.

29. I don't panic in the face of this pile of unmoved homework.

30. It's the school season again. See you in August and be kind in September.

3 1, time flies so fast that the children will start school.

32. I only hope that the head teacher will be married by the devil in the future.

33. I hope Bin Jie can learn to read books consciously, and don't let adults rush him to finish his homework. May he be healthy and happy!

34. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard, it will be the day before school starts. What a painful understanding!

It is said that the first person who smiles at you at school will have a good relationship with you.

Zhezhe hopes that you will cultivate your interest in learning and develop good study habits next semester, so as to make progress in your study!

I hope Xinyu will be brave and strong in the new year and study hard!

38. The holiday balance is insufficient, and school will start soon!

39. I want to say to my children most: Baby, I hope you will grow up healthily and happily, and work hard towards your goals in a down-to-earth manner!

40. I wish my son to continue to carry forward the spirit of not being afraid of hardships and learning without limits in the new semester of grade three and achieve satisfactory results.

4 1. Next semester, I want to make myself very simple. I only have problems and achievements in my eyes, and only dreams and you in my heart.

42. I hope you will always keep a happy mood to study! Believe that you are always the best!

43. If it's not crazy, we'll start school. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

44. I hope Fu Shiyi will calm down and study hard in the new year, be more patient, use more brains, be bold and make progress in all aspects!

If you see someone sitting there quietly, it must be faking it.

46. At the end of school, I remembered something called summer homework.

47. Health and happiness will always accompany you, which is the biggest expectation of mom and dad.

48. I want to say to my children most: Son, my father loves you more than my mother. You know that.

49. I hope that in the new year, Fang Xiaoyu will make great progress in his study habits, keep up with his physical and mental achievements, and enjoy life and study for teachers and students.

50. Pack your bags and run to the ocean of knowledge. Go to the temple on campus and learn scientific knowledge. Master modern science and technology and go to the peak of the world. School begins, let's learn all subjects well together and pursue our dreams here.

5 1, everyone's first sentence must be: "I will study hard this semester."

52. Dead mice are not afraid of cold, and the more they start school, the more waves they get.

53. I'm about to start school. How can I comfort you?

54. The summer vacation is over, the children are going to school, and they need to buy something for the school, but they are still very happy.

55. Although the navigation performance has improved, the shortcomings have not changed, the homework is unconscious, and the temper is very bad. We really hope that she can completely get rid of these problems, and then your grades will be better!

56. Some classes, like Fu Nan Battery, are longer than six years!

57. Achievements can only represent the past. I hope the new semester will have a new look and meet new challenges.

58. The beginning of school is a new beginning and a new departure.

59. I hope Bobo will thrive under the careful cultivation of the teacher.

60. School is about to start, and children's shoes are chic for a few days.

6 1. When I saw my child carrying a schoolbag to school, I found that the child had grown so big that I unconsciously reached the age of primary school.

I hope Jiaying will make persistent efforts in the new semester and achieve better results! Be a good helper for teachers and a good friend for students!

63. I want to tell my son that I hope to get new good grades in the new semester and strive to be an excellent student with all-round development in morality, intelligence, physique, beauty and labor!

No one in our class can make me feel better. I don't want to start school.

65. In September, it turned out to be just a farewell song living in the distant memory, just like raindrops knocking on everyone's heart, but it was also a brand-new beginning.

66. My mother hopes that Chen Yichu will be healthy physically and mentally in the new year, make progress in his studies and become a useful person to society in the future.

67. In the new semester, Shi Hao will grow up in health, knowledge, ability, health and happiness! School and family work together!

68. What I want to say to my children most is to form good study habits from now on and lay a solid foundation for entering primary school.

69. I don't want to read. No one has confessed to me for so long.

School is about to start, and I miss the books on my desk!

7 1, I hope Xu Shijie will make new progress in the new semester, respect teachers, care about classmates, listen carefully in class and speak actively.

72. I feel like a husky at the thought of starting school soon.

73. When school begins, smiling is the best way to face life.

74. Mom wants you to be more beautiful, healthier, happier every day and study better!