Humorous jokes about family.

1, the newlyweds quarreled, and the wife cried: I'm going to pack my things and go back to my parents' house! The husband is unmoved: OK! Your ticket to go home is here! The wife took the money and counted it. She continued to cry: What about my way back?

2, my wife's birthday, my husband volunteered to cook. He tinkled in the kitchen for a long time, brought seaweed soup and said expectantly, honey, how about a taste? The wife tasted it and said, well, it's very spicy!

3. A male mouse fell in love with a female bat, and said that she flew in the air at work, at least as a stewardess! A female dragonfly fell in love with a male mosquito and said that when he opened his mouth, someone clapped his hands. At least he is a leader!

4. The husband tasted the soup and asked: Is there any salt at home?

Wife: Sure, I'll get it for you.

Husband: No, I thought you put all the salt in the soup.

5, a person makes a fire to cook, for a long time, he didn't make a fire. Put on your wife's floral apron, the fire has already started. He casually scolded: What a bitch! He got angry at the sight of his wife!

6. The son asked his father for money to buy cigarettes. Dad scolded: You are really incompetent. You have been angry with your daughter-in-law since you got married. At the beginning, your grandfather was afraid of your grandmother, which passed back to your generation. Forget it, don't beg her, I'll give you a dollar tomorrow.