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Who are the four wonders of Harbin Institute of Technology?

I have heard of it many times, but there are only three, 1 and 2, which are very few now.

1. Qiu Ping Xiao Pang.

He is about 165, chubby, carrying a bag to pick up bottles, sometimes talking loudly about the football team while walking, and passers-by look askance. I often hang out in the convenience canteen, because he often watches the ball conveniently and comments while watching it. His voice is very unique. The female is not the female, the male duck is unfair to the duck, and the gong can't be broken ~ ~, which is indescribable, but one thing is certain, that is, after listening to it once, he will never forget such a charming voice.

It is said that I used to be a student at the Polytechnic University, which was a great blow. Then I became a little abnormal, and I was also a poor person.

2. "Baby, give me a dollar."

This is an old woman who lives in Hua Fu area. She looks pale and falters. The characteristic is to pick boys, call the baby after them, and then say that they want to buy medicine or call home, but they have no money and ask for money, usually not much, about one or two yuan. My girlfriend and I both call him an "old liar". She asked me three times in college. I said to her for the last time, aunt, I know you. Do you know me? She waited for a while and then left. Sometimes you can see her buying food on the first floor of the convenience building or the bachelor building. Of course, you can find the boy next to you to punch in and erase the money, so that the employees in the convenience canteen basically know her.

Once, when she was having a snack at Hua Fu University of Technology, she came in, turned around and went out again. Then she heard the proprietress chatting with others and said that she had divorced the old man because of this behavior.

3. Old people who repair shoes

The old man who repairs shoes between two apartments and three apartments has a small house at the small door behind the three apartments. The characteristic is that the mouth is particularly broken, and sometimes it can be described as cheap. You know everything, from international current events to how much the shoes you bought. Go to SHUJI and you will know.