Laugh at one's embarrassing sentences

1, I used to be poor, but happy. Now it's different, not only poor, but also unhappy.

2. Get down, I am the master of my road.

3, you look like a fool, I didn't expect you to have half a catty of wisdom in your head, which is quite difficult to do.

When I lost my hair, I found myself a dandelion, and unconsciously the wind became my enemy.

5. Sometimes dreams are too beautiful to wake up; Sometimes the reality is too wonderful to sleep.

6. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer me ten dollars, and you will pay successfully.

7. The word "wholeheartedly" is the warmest force in the world and the most beautiful word.

8. Seeing other girls eating, I followed suit. When I saw other girls buying it, I followed suit. When I saw other girls thin and beautiful, they all looked at me, poor and fat.

9. I am a 24-hour online high-intensity surfer. How dedicated I am. Will you consider giving me a trophy?

10, I want to eat my sadness in one bite, but I don't want to eat it in one bite.

1 1, I have to choose a rich man or a circle of friends.

12, I can't solve any problems, as long as money can solve them.

13, people are really busy and have no complicated emotions at all. People are too idle to take trivial matters seriously.

14, my life can be summarized in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and my salary is naturally cool.

15, sincerely feel every minute of the moment, because I think life is worth recording.

16. Criteria for judging whether a person is "waste": Anyone can do the same thing better than him.

17, I don't know what to eat when I am hungry, but I want to eat the bitterness of love. Who can take care of me and let me taste how bitter it is?

18, now, what you can't get up is your grades, what you can't get down is your weight, what you can afford to put down is chopsticks, and what you can't get in and out is the quilt.

19, when you are young, you must have a vigorous love. Don't miss it when you meet it. If you miss it, your family will arrange a blind date for you.

20, more important than the three views is the five senses.

2 1. If I don't reply to your message, just look at the last sentence you said to me in our chat record. It seems that people will say. I am ashamed of you. Can I reply to your loan?

22. May your future life be full of ups and downs, ups and downs.

23. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

24. Another day passed. How was your day? Is your dream farther away?

25, even if you are black and blue, you must live beautifully.

26. Although you have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks, the only thing you can be proud of is that you have a good appetite!

27, three points busy, seven points busy, and finally filled life with ten points.

28. Adult love needs material and ritual surprises.

I won't give up, but I can't die.

30. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's a little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat!

3 1, I have a good background.

32. People can't lower their noble heads, except when picking up money.

Don't talk to me about ideals, quit! That thing is not very valuable, and it will be destroyed if it is not repaired.

34. Speaking in the same language without * * * is like falling apart. I don't need the wind to blow. I want to take a shower after a few words.

35. I said that my salary has bought you meat. You don't believe me. I pointed to your whole body and said that I left these for you with milk tea.

36. Ask me directly if you have anything in the future, instead of always asking me if I'm here, so that I can choose whether I'm here or not according to your choice.

37. In fact, Tang Priest is also pretty sexy. Say looks are called benefactors, and say looks are called bodhisattvas.

38. It's only been a day since I left you. You are like a child who only needs my comfort.

39. I want to go to the movies with my colleagues this weekend. Where's the handsome guy? It doesn't matter whether I go to the movies or not. The key is to find a boyfriend from them

40. No one believes that my love for you is forever, and time will prove that my love for you is forever.

4 1. In reality, we lie with our real names. On the Internet, we tell the truth under pseudonyms.

42. When girls go to worship Buddha, they must remember: no makeup! If it succeeds, the Bodhisattva will protect you, and I'm afraid she won't find you!

43. After checking the balances in Alipay, Bank Card and WeChat, one thing is basically certain. I am a poor man.

44. Everyone loves beauty. If you don't love me, aren't you human?

45. I have been wondering why teachers invite parents. A person who hasn't even educated a minor wants to educate an adult?

Life is like a dream, but I can't sleep.