A classic joke about leg cramps.

1, a real warrior, dares to face his own face.

There is much grass in the sea, so why look for it among people?

3, money is a bastard, spend it and earn it back.

4. Teenagers are not reckless, but bold. Where did you get the theme when you were old?

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

6. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

7. Don't come back after you leave, because no one will wait for you in the same place.

8. Women are moths, and they are naturally good at putting out fires and are not afraid of death.

9. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

10, if happiness is a cloud, if pain is a star. Then my life is really cloudless and full of stars in Wan Li.

1 1, things are often like this, and it is too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to be a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.

12. Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

13, playing with you is like playing lianliankan more and more convenient.

14, when I love you, you are wine, which makes me drunk at dawn. When I don't love you, you are also wine, which makes me vomit until dawn.

15, I wanted to show a different me with a different mood, but suddenly I collapsed in front of you.

16, give me a fulcrum and I can pry your girlfriend away.

17, dead man, afraid of you talking to him, afraid of him talking to you!

18, Chairman Mao said: Everything that doesn't aim at giving strength is a cloud.

19, if you treat the world like shit, we will treat you like a maggot.

20. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card. The second part: I didn't do the listening, reading and composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

2 1, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

22. Drink medicine, pass the bottle, hang yourself with a rope, and jump off a building with a small handkerchief.

23. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

25, this revenge is not reported to the gentleman, dare to report this revenge and kill you.