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Talk about expressing that you have lost weight (58 selected sentences)

1, several people use the same key to open the same door; Several people bid farewell to the empty dormitory with the same eyes.

2, summer is here, it's time to lose weight ... Sisters get up early ... I also want to listen to Brother Lu and exercise. Good morning, Mr. Lu.

The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of in the evening are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.

For the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full.

As long as you sit anywhere related to me, I will be happy to death.

If I see you, it will be many years later. How can I greet you with tears and silence?

7. Reluctantly asking for a reason will only make you sad. Why try to be independent and rational?

8, screaming to lose weight every day is just to scare the meat.

9. When the school season starts next year, the people sitting in this classroom will no longer be us.

10, don't take someone too seriously, because you may be nothing in that person's heart.

1 1. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

12, running a whole bottle, it's a bit difficult to lose weight in summer.

13, see the number in weighing scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. Meet someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. Seeing myself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. Meet someone you like: I want to lose weight. See food: go to * * * to lose weight!

14, with a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma's stomach won again today!

15, I have a learning heart, but I just gave birth to a failed life? I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

16, big s means eating a banana every day for a week. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?

17, losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper;

18, losing weight is not that easy, everyone has his size.

19, people lose weight, waist and thighs, why must we start with brain cells?

20. In the future, we will share weal and woe. If you are in trouble, yours is mine, and mine is mine.

2 1, beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful!

22. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.

23. Don't eat at night and want to lose weight. After all, the season of revealing meat in summer is coming, but I am too hungry to sleep. I rummaged through the refrigerator to find dark chocolate, dead and thin.

24. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you!

25, fat people are always ignored by people who care about them, it will be very sad, and even more sad is that you have to pretend not to care.

26. There are 88,000 lies in a person's life, and the easiest lie to blurt out is: "Nothing, I'm fine".

27. How to spend this summer without losing weight? How dare you mention last year? Try to lose weight ~

When you graduate, you should buy a clean white T-shirt and have the whole class sign it.

29. If you don't lose weight in summer, your husband can only look at other people's legs.

30. Thin paper never knows the helplessness of fat paper standing on the scale. Fat paper never understands the desolation of thin paper being gently pushed down.

3 1. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took away our best time.

32. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.

34. I'm not fat, just inconspicuous.

35. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the telecommunications that human beings enter.

Thank you, you always remind me when the teacher finds me playing-to my dear deskmate.

I didn't think of losing weight until it was too late. Summer is coming in Harbin.

38. No wonder you can't lose weight.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.

40. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

4 1, school broadcast, class is over, teacher: You have worked hard, class is over, classmates, you will suffer again.

42. Adolescence love is the spirit. Whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

43, don't always talk about losing weight, I think my sister is only five and a half pounds when she is the thinnest!

44. If you don't lose weight in winter, you will feel sad in spring, summer and autumn.

45. If you don't control yourself, you will envy others all your life!

46. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

47. I have lost weight once, and it makes me sad to think about it.

48. When we parted, we had no lingering tears. We are relatively speechless. Look at the sunset through the peak of Wenfeng Tower and sprinkle its afterglow on Xiqing River.

49. You should cheer for yourselves. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.

50, the recent troubles, I can't find a partner to accompany me to KFC, and summer is coming all around me. I want to lose weight quickly. I don't feel fried, but I can't do a bucket by myself!

5 1, on the road of love, Russia always stands still, and my mother says Russia can't walk.

52. I want to tell those children who are trying to lose weight that human beings are not trying to climb to the top of the food chain for vegetarianism.

53. On that day, I passed by my alma mater and heard the familiar deep voice after class, as if I saw the scene of our heavenly heart playing.

54. I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.

55. My mother said that I would give a bottle of Fuyanjie to anyone who bothered me while I was playing games.

You know, I won't hesitate if I can change classes for one year by handing in a blank sheet of paper that day.

57. Why do I get fat when I want to lose weight? My wallet is very thin when I want to gain weight.

58. If you don't study well, you will graduate. If you don't lose weight, it will be summer.