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Fight and talk.

1, sweet mouth, hard heart. Stay and roll. From now on, bear it or be cruel or get out.

2. When people are really busy, their expressions are cool, they don't have much emotion, and they don't like children. If you feel bitter, you should keep yourself busy.

3, a person's life, years flow away, the original good and bad, everything is good.

Life has not taught me anything. It only tells me four words: grab it if you like!

In the face of powerful opponents, you don't have to fight. The highest state of officialdom is control.

6, rowing without paddles, sailing without waiting for the wind, relying on waves all your life.

7. Don't rely too much on others in this world. Because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

8. Appreciate others. You are good, and I am not bad. Your world is big and my life is small. This place is very good. Take your time.

9. Casual means that I am too lazy to think about it, but you must come up with an answer that I am satisfied with.

10, be nice to yourself once in a while, steal a little and be lazy to smoke a little, which will do no good.

1 1. May you work hard all your life, be loved all your life, have everything you want most, and let go of everything you can't get.

12, with such a poisonous mouth, you must have a lot of bitterness in your heart.

13, I owe you in my last life, so I owe you in my life.

14, not to mention matching, 1 yuan lighter can also light 1 10,000 yuan cigarettes.

15, 100 sheep led by a lion is much more terrible than 1 0 lion led by a sheep.

Your mouth is so poisonous, you must have a lot of bitterness in your heart.

Sometimes you have to understand that some people can stay in your heart, but they can't stay in your life.

2. A woman's greatest failure is bravery. However, men believe it.

The night gave me black eyes, but it made me fall in love with the pain it caused me.

At night, facing the lonely lamp, I fell into an indescribable yearning. When I can't get rid of it, I wander on the beach and grass where we are walking, calling to the stars and the moon.

5. On the way to success, there will definitely be failures; For failure, we should treat it correctly, and we will succeed if we are not afraid of failure; If you are afraid of failure, you are useless and will fail more.

6. The happiness of a woman lies in: he really loves me; A man's happiness lies in that she deserves my love.

7. If you shed tears, my heart will be wet first.

8. There is nothing soft in a hard city. Love, life, not Lin Daiyu, will not be amorous feelings because of sadness.

9. The loneliness we are experiencing is called confusion. After those loneliness, we call it growth.

10, why do you feel how strong love is when you lose it?

1 1. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

12, water is flowing, fish is swimming, there is no reason to love you; The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I will accompany you to the end of the world; The sky is gray and wild, I want to fly with you; You have love, I have love, I love you forever; We will never part!

13, every time I feel depressed, I will think of your smile and your encouragement, which makes me face it firmly. Thank you!

14, true love is not a simple effort, but also includes appropriate refusal, timely praise, appropriate criticism, appropriate argument, necessary encouragement, gentle comfort and effective urging.

15, don't spy on me with mysterious words, don't look at me with suspicious eyes, you have to know me and trust me, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life.

16, we can compare wealth to sea water. The more we drink, the more thirsty we are, and so is our reputation. -Schopenhauer's The Wisdom of Life

17, I wonder if you are ok now? Is it so easy? If you are enjoying happiness, please don't tell me. Please tell me if anything happens to you.

18, if we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and bow our heads slowly, while listening to the story of never getting old.

19. In fact, women are very enthusiastic. Do you love her or not? She can tell at a glance, but some are playing dumb, some are deceiving themselves, some are wronged, and some decide to play with you.

20. Those things that we once thought were unforgettable were forgotten by us in the process of remembering.

2 1, people are sometimes very strange. They like to shed tears to people who don't love them, and they like to spend money on things they don't need. Sometimes, I just want someone to hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

22. We started with a smile, but ended with a cry.

23, sweet talk, romantic flirting, I won't, but I have a heart that will love you.

24, many people, because of loneliness and love a person by mistake, but more people, because of love a person by mistake, and lonely life.

25. Sometimes, we change our signatures frequently just to let others know how you feel, but forget that maybe others don't care about you at all.

26, to be honest, my best friend and Lan Yan are both good, and I can't help feeling a little distressed.

27. Pick a thousand stars to light up your future; Plant a thousand roses, intoxicated with your mood; Fold a thousand paper cranes to keep you happy; Find a thousand reasons, I hope you have no worries!

28. Sometimes I'd rather you were bad to me, and I hate hanging on this love-hate relationship. I often challenge my temper with your dissatisfaction, so that I can hate you comfortably, but your kindness to me occasionally makes me unable to hide my concern for you and drag you back from the bottom of my heart. Either be good to me with all your heart or be bad to me with all your strength. I like the feeling of clear love and hate.

29, your mouth is so poisonous, you must have a lot of bitterness in your heart.

30, it's cold, I want to send you a coat: it's warm in your pocket; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you through every minute, and be sure to be happy.

3 1, choose a few people that you think you can rely on to form a good, stable and strong interpersonal core. The first few people can include your friends, family and people close to your career. They form your internal circle of influence, because they can give full play to your strengths, and each wants the other to succeed.

32, a person can be happy, but occasionally feel lonely; A person can also play around, just calm down and feel lonely, but he can't find a happy feeling when he is alone. You are the source of happiness.

33. If you have a big goal, you must make big moves; Great pursuits require great changes.

34. Every day we wear similar masks to please others. After a long time, we forgot the face under the mask and finally became the last person we wanted to be in our original intention.

35. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.

There must be a lot of resentment in your heart when you laugh so hard.

1. [You don't know, I really want to make a leafy tree to provide you with a shade]

There is no need to make any explanation for what you have done.

Third, I never dare to think too much of myself, so even if I get hurt, I can still laugh at my mouth.

Don't worry, I won't get up easily as long as I can continue to sleep.

I will consider meeting someone who has a secret crush in the future. It's good to be friends. It's really good.

Since there is no one to comfort you when you are angry, don't be angry.

7. They are used to criticizing you behind your back because they don't have the capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner. Don't be afraid.

Eight, there is always a hurdle in my heart that I can't break, or is it because I am too sensitive and think too much?

Why don't you just say that you have me in your heart so that you won't leave?

Maybe this is love, first blush, then blush.

I have enough patience to indulge what I want, as long as I want.

What makes me happy is you, and what makes me sad is you. What do you want from me?

Thirteen, [If there is no end, I want to grow old with you]

I don't remember who my brother was when I was brilliant, but I will remember who accompanied me through the storm when I died.

15. Did you get good grades? Are you a local tyrant? Isn't someone like you? No, then what is the meaning of your life?

In this muddleheaded world, it is really not easy and precious to have a heart for friends. Don't worry, if my friend can stop me, I will help you.

Seventeen, passing by, none of us turned back.

Eighteen, the so-called love, but some people can endure and insist on your many shortcomings that others can't stand.

19. If you can't find someone to walk with, spend the rest of your life with time.

Girl, please put your face in your pocket. I'm afraid I will step on it.

If you just want to fall in love with a face, I advise you to break up as soon as possible.

Twenty-two, [there must be a lot of resentment in laughing so hard]

Twenty-three, the biggest fear is that the people you care about suddenly change their tune and feel that the whole world doesn't want you.

Please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can make me grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

Let me tell you a secret. I will like you again next year.

26. I'm not her. How can you beat a tribe in your heart?

Twenty-seven, [how can anyone who wants to retreat blame you for throwing me into the fire]

Twenty-eight, China one day less homework, the earth more than a forest.

Twenty-nine, [Teach me to play a so-called passerby with a gesture]

Thirty, [ How many people were separated on this road]

I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

Thirty-two, love, either go home or your mother becomes my mother.

Everyone has a glorious moment. Don't treat a moment as permanent.

People who can control your emotions must be your favorite.

35. My mother said not to hang from a tree, but I said there was only one tree in my world.

36. As long as you want it, as long as I have it.

When it comes to love, there is always a sentence that touches you.

1, dear. I've been waiting for you to treat me to KFC that you owe me.

Beauty is in the eye of the lover, but the east is in the eye of the enemy.

If love is a game, why should I miss it? Don't insist on what doesn't belong to me.

If you have another woman in your heart, then another man can sleep under my bed. ...

5. I love you! What do you care?

6. I love you but forget myself.

7. Love is like a smoke turn, going back to the past.

8. I don't love those who love me, and those who don't love me will die.

9. If you love someone and don't respond, it's better to walk away proudly than to beg for love.

10, feelings can be cultivated slowly, and the process can be omitted.

1 1. It is said that if you love someone too much, that person will not love you.

12, the most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

13, if love can make up the exam, then I am not cheating.

14, if you don't want me to marry you, forget it, then marry me.

15. If I love you, I will love you more than anyone at any time and any place.

16 I love you. These three words, extremely warm, extremely thin and extremely cold, are absolutely incomparable.

17, the end of love is just a passer-by.

18, the person who loves you is waiting for you there like a fool, and the person you love is pretending there like an old man.

19, love, sometimes fragile like a withered rose, only the flower shape is colorless.

20. Love means that you consume my feelings with your body, and I consume your body with your feelings.

2 1, love is like a joke, it kills others, but it also hurts itself.

22, love is the road, friends are pigs; There is only one road in life, and there will be many pigs on the road; Don't go the wrong way if you have money, and don't sell pigs if you have no money.

23. A lover is a road, but a friend is a tree. There is only one road in life, and there are many trees on one road. If you have money, you won't get lost; if you lack money, you will rely on trees; if you are happy, you won't forget your way; when you rest, you will water trees.

24, love should be open, don't pretend until dawn, you have to be your own hero.

25. Love sometimes makes you go your way and I go my way. But sometimes it may be explained as: the end we are facing.

26. Emotion is a very strange thing, which can make people jealous, envious, and even love and hate.

Dear, you must be well. No matter where you go, I will wait for you.

28. On Valentine's Day, a MM called him: "Come to my house, no one!" He ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one!

29. If love can be love against my will, I choose silence.

If you don't love me enough, love me again when I don't love you enough.

3 1. If I don't love you, how can I hurt you so thoroughly?

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I can be before you.

Set him free when you love, and set him free when you don't love.

I didn't realize that I loved you. When I hate you, I know I love you so much.

35. Love and friendship will not last forever. Maybe one second it's too good to die, and the next it's their separate ways.

Love is a game, because the letters of the word "I love you" are combined into a word "play".

37. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

38. What is love? Nothing more than watching movies, eating and adding eggs to the cake.

I fell in love with you, not because you gave me what I needed, but because you gave me a feeling I had never felt before.

40. If you love someone, you will hurt him first. Guilt is the best way to maintain love.

4 1, love is a person's self-pity at some point.

42. The reason why feelings are bleak is that one person usually begs another person but doesn't give alms.

43. Honey, I'm not responsible for flying slowly, so be careful to fall.

44. Valentine's Day is actually very short. As soon as the hand is pulled and released, a lover is gone.

45, if the feelings as a game, then in this game, only lose!

46. If you don't like the real me, then choose a corpse to show you.

47. If you don't mean it, why bother? I am stuck, and you are embarrassed.

48. When I love you, please cherish it. When I don't love you, it's no use cherishing it again.

49. Love is a luxury. Just like the fox fur coat in the window of Paris, it is so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will make people awake. Love is also a luxury, you can only look at it from a distance, don't fantasize, don't touch it, because it takes the right time, the right person and the right place to meet, and both are indispensable!