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American feelings and sadness

1, the mask is the same as eating. You can't use it once in your life, but for a while at most. Eat rice every day and apply mask frequently to achieve the effect of maintenance!

If a woman is a flower, she should know how to bloom for herself. Whether it is day or night, blooming for yourself, even if no one appreciates it, is also a state of women's high-quality life. Flowers can bloom at any time, let alone humans.

3, breakfast, lunch and dinner, pay attention to balance, breakfast, lunch and dinner, Fan Fan pay attention to punctuality, vegetables, pickles, dried vegetables, Caicai pay attention to maintenance, clear soup, tea and juice, water is healthier, I wish you more maintenance for three meals and stronger body.

4. The most painful thing in life is to find that people with the same paragraph are better than you. On the way, I met a girl wearing the same brand of pants as me. I chose black because my legs are thick, and girls with thin legs wear white. Suddenly, my spiritual mentor, Ah Q, gave me a powerful force from the bottom of my heart. It's okay. My sister won the leg length competition. Life is so hard, why deceive yourself.

5, women remember: be sure to eat, play, sleep and drink well; Once exhausted; Other women spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.

6, the mask is the same as eating, you can't solve it once in your life, at most for a while. Eat rice every day and apply mask frequently to achieve the effect of maintenance! Don't wait until you are hungry to think of fragrant rice, don't wait until your skin is bad to think of a mask, and don't ask if it will rebound if you don't use it. If you use a few tablets in your life, a woman will have no skin care for life.

7. A woman with good skin care has snow-white skin and shines with charming brilliance like white porcelain in the sun. I often like a beautiful girl. Women who don't maintain their skin are black and wrinkled, just like a rough piece of leather.

8. It is impossible for every family not to bump into each other, but I won't make a scene with her. Whether you are wrong or I am wrong, I admit my mistake ... I won't let my wife get angry overnight. If there is any contradiction, I will always take the first step. Men and women are never absolutely right or wrong ... I never feel how awesome I am. The only thing I think is that my woman's name is Miley.

9. Chongyang drinks chrysanthemum wine to improve eyesight, brain and longevity; Climbing high and looking far, the mood is open, and the fine flower cake tastes good; Sesame fragrance, glutinous rice fragrance and honey are soft, which is beneficial to maintenance; Inserting dogwood is refreshing and I miss you deeply. Happy Chongyang!

10, if you want to be loved by others, you must first love yourself! Because, beauty is like a gem, but the bonus lasts for a few days, and time waits for no man! And smart women are like treasures, men! Willing to dig for a lifetime!