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Classic funny QQ says: One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of pregnancy.

1. Why is there so many people who get something for nothing in the world, but I am missing one?

Don't be stingy, because the door will rot.

I envy those who leave indifferently. I can't. I have to take something from you when I leave.

Doing bad things will be discovered sooner or later, so do it at noon.

Son, it doesn't matter if you don't do well in this exam. You are young, your father and I are young. We can have another child.

6. I am single because fairies can't fall in love, which will break the dogma.

Since the final exam, my status at home has changed from a first-class protected animal to a wild animal.

8. It's so hot that my boyfriend doesn't want to chase.

9. It's really beautiful to see the heroine's head facing the bus glass. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

10. I've been having a hard time these years, except for my beauty and talent, I'm as poor as a church mouse.

1 1. People with high values often don't care about grades.

12. On the way to Doubi, I accidentally used the accelerator as a brake and rushed to the front.

13. Let's not meet again. Shampooing is tiring and expensive.

14. I really envy you people who have boyfriends to accompany you to the concert. Unlike me, my boyfriend will try to give you a concert.

15. No one has ever confessed to me, which shows that I have always been secretly loved.

16. I know I have a bad temper. If you can't stand it, I hope you can reflect on yourself and why others can.

17. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret it as soon as I appear, and they already have a girlfriend.

18. I saw a dress on the internet today and there were three comments. Two of them commented on it and one praised it. The content of comments is generally different from pictures, with color difference and unsightly. The content of praise is for my classmate. She is ugly, and I am satisfied.

19. The clever monster wrote down the Tang Priest's spell.

20. After knowing Ma Yun, I achieved two major successes: landing success and payment success, and also gave me a car: a shopping cart, which also made me understand my own shortcomings and insufficient balance.

2 1. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of pregnancy.

22. Every time I take the elevator, I feel like I'm in the microwave oven when I hear the jingle of the door.

23. I will still pay attention to your dynamics from time to time. It's nothing. I just hope that you are unhappy every day without me.

24. You should set up lofty ideals from an early age, or you will never know how much you will fail in the future.

On the bus, a little girl pointed a wand at me behind my back and said, turn you into the most beautiful girl in the world. When I turned around, she exclaimed, Mom, I can do magic.

26. It's nothing to have no money now, and there will be many days without money in the future.

27. I want to sit on the roof with you, push you down by the way, hold you when you slide to the roof and ask if you love me. If you say no, I'll let go. A sad saying that one person is afraid of loneliness and two people are afraid of disappointment.

Never talk to you about the past again, never fall in love again.

You don't have to say your love. Believe me, I'm satisfied with being with you.

I hate people who are hot and cold to me. Do you think of me because no one is with you?

Because of someone else's words, you and I have come to an end. Never go back.

Any unreasonable behavior in front of you can be forgiven.

There are always people who want you to redeem the pain you left others.

I lost you, so I don't have to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss.

After class, the teacher said, what else do you not understand? I stretched myself and said, what class does the teacher have this time?

We can only be friends, no matter how hard I try, I still can't change this reality.

Some people forget what they should forget. People don't care, why flatter themselves.

A promise that cannot be kept is called a lie. Don't promise too much if you can't give it. Hurt people and hurt themselves.

I just need someone who will never give up on me.

Those things that can be found have never been lost; Those lost things may never really be owned.

I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

Many times, I don't think like that in my heart, but I can't help myself and say the opposite.

Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us feel uncomfortable.

Pretending to be calm, but I can't stop screaming inside. It's not what you see.

When I understand and understand, you are gone.

If you don't want to do it, you will always find an excuse. If you want to do it, there will always be a way.

How many people fall in love just for feelings, not really for this person.

The hardest thing to face is not breaking up, but the fragility in my heart.

Don't tell everything you know, and don't believe everything you see.

If you can remember me, what if the whole world forgets me?

Is there really such a miracle in the world? You like him and he likes you, two people, for life.

I want a whole life, not a moment. Friendship or love?

You are single not because you are not good enough, but because no one deserves you at present.

You will always be your own protagonist. Don't always play a supporting role in other people's plays.

I want to forget you and let myself go.

Give me a fulcrum and I will touch your heart.

To be a man, we must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating and forgetting promises.

If I can remember you in my next life, I will die incompletely in my life.

In fact, we like school, but we don't like class. We miss those times when we used to have fun and laugh together.

I know many friends, but only a few have entered my heart.

You are still you, I am still me, but our relationship has become irrelevant.

In fact, what I fear most is being forgotten by everyone.

The man cried because he really loved! The woman cried because she really gave up!

How humble I am. Humble, even so humble, still compromised.

One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

Choose to let go, not because you don't love, but because you are afraid of being hurt again.

If my leaving can make you happy, I'd better not leave you.

When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

I once thought that I could compare my heart with mine, but now I know that getting my heart is not true.

Never lie to someone you trust; Never trust those who lie to you.

If you don't know what you want, you will be at a loss when you have it.

My heart trembled when you said you lied to me.

There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.

You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.

Wonderful paragraph, what you can't forget is memory, and what continues is life. If you miss it, you will pass by.

Sometimes I suddenly think of you, or feel sad silently.

Either none or none. It is now or never.

What you think is actually different from what you say.

That kind of heartbreaking pain, hysterical crying, only those who have felt it know how painful it is.

Be a simple person and do things seriously.

We are all making the same mistake, quarreling with people we like and telling the truth to strangers.

I really want to ask you, pointing to your heart, did it hurt here when I left you?

Speaking of the heart, talk about the sad mood: one person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of disappointment.

1. Women can be single-minded, affectionate and persistent, but cherish your contribution, not the more you pay, the better, and have your own principle bottom line. You have to live a wonderful life. Don't treat men as your days. Paying too much and losing yourself will make men look down on you. Self-respect and self-love, self-reliance, and relaxation can keep your sky from raining. Even if it rains, you have a small umbrella in your hand.

2. One person is afraid of loneliness, two people are afraid of disappointment, and feelings are repeated, and feelings seem to be absent.

Some people we know are loved, but we have to give up because there is no ending.

4. It's like a bad movie, you forget it after watching it. If it's too nice, it will expire as soon as you blurt it out.

5. Exchange a relationship for a friend and cut a wound with each goodbye.

6. You are a very important person to me. But it's not about love anymore

7. Sometimes you take others too seriously, and as a result, you are nothing in the eyes of others.

8. Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow.

9. After walking for a long time, there is still no hope, so change direction; One thing, after thinking for a long time, is still entangled in my heart, so choose to let go; A living method that persists for a long time and still doesn't feel happy, then choose to change.

10. Please remember that if you ever turn your attention to the outside and please anyone, you will inevitably destroy your life structure and then yourself.

1 1. If you hadn't appeared in front of me, I might not even know what happiness is like. How cruel you are. Give me all your love and tell me that you will always like me and never leave me. Let me mistakenly think that I can be as happy as a spoiled child, and let me mistakenly think that I can have the whole world as long as I hold you.

12. We are too close to memories and too far away from freedom. Sometimes I can't forget it, but I just fall in love with memories. A hesitation, a betrayal and an accident are enough to make it wither. Get rid of everything and disappear. What makes women forget is feelings, and what makes men forget is feelings. Feelings precipitate with time and disappear with time. In the final analysis, they are two different things, so who can understand who loves and who can understand who leaves.

13. Conan has a dream, lest I think fantasy can come true.

14. Give me a cigarette and some wine. Better leave me alone in the street with a hangover.

15. Thank God for giving me selective amnesia, which made me forget all the people who broke my heart.

16. A complete heart is no longer complete when it goes out and comes back.

17. I loved, hated, and my heart was broken, but I still can't forget him.

18. If I had no heartbeat, I wouldn't be heartbroken now.

19. I don't love you long ago. You just live in the memory of my youth, which is unforgettable.

20. I wish I could be a little stupid sometimes and know nothing, so maybe it won't hurt so much.

2 1. Maybe one day, you will tell him my story as a joke.

22. I began to feel nostalgic because I couldn't see the future. Choosing always means giving up, so too many people prefer to stick to the same place. The failure in life is that you dare not try. If you persist in being wrong, you will never meet the right one.

23. After walking for a long time, there is still no hope, so change direction; One thing, after thinking for a long time, is still entangled in my heart, so choose to let go; A living method that persists for a long time and still doesn't feel happy, then choose to change.

Please remember that if you ever turn your attention to the outside and please anyone, you will inevitably destroy the structure of your life, and then yourself.

25. Just when I thought nothing had changed, I could rejoin your arms as long as I was happy, but when I didn't come out all my life, everything actually changed. I am like a nautilus hidden in a shell. When I look around the world, the sea where I once lived has become an unattainable mountain range. On the other hand, I am a fossil corpse on a cliff.

26. The past is like smoke, and those memories are copied and pasted in my brain. My world is all about you. Maybe my heart will miss you often. Think of the happy time when I can see you every day. I will leave a message about you where there is no you. Everything about you will be forgotten one day, in the future that we don't want to forget but are forgotten by years, but there will always be you in my life, which is a part of my growth and will never disappear.

27. Conan's dream is good, lest I think fantasy can come true.

28. I used to like looking up at the blue sky, because it could give me the courage to survive. Now I like to look up at the deep night sky, because it contains all the darkness and forbearance. Even if I leave tears, no one can see it, and no amount of pain can be hidden.

29. I hate waiting for everything, such as the green light, the bus and the rain, but I am waiting for you.

30. Apart from tears, it is time that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the resistance, just like a cup of tea diluted from time to time.

The more people with stories, the more calm and simple, the more superficial and thin, and the more impetuous. The real strong man is not a man without tears, but a man who still runs with tears in his eyes. Be patient, be strong, and believe in yourself even if you can't see hope. The first thing we get old is not our looks, but our desperate enterprising spirit. Sometimes, you should dare to take on more burdens than you expected. After you really work hard, you will find yourself much better than you think.

3 1. At that time, we all liked to use finally, just like finally having a holiday, finally graduating, finally leaving here, and finally celebrating the New Year, as if any farewell was like a relief. Finally, we found that what people think is relieved is what people miss. Nothing will wait for you, just like all the people break up at the end of the song and go their separate ways. In the end, it's a pity not to separate, but not to say goodbye to them properly.

32. Some things haven't finished yet, so forget it. Everyone is a king, dominating in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you either.

33. Things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in the process of our obsession.

One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

1, learning to look down on some things is the best protection for yourself.

In everyone's drawer, there is a letter that has been written but has no courage to send it. Everyone's heart has a lover who has never held hands.

3, love is like this, help each other along the way, until we can't walk with our eyes open, and another person is willing to drag you to the street to bask in the sun.

We always meet the best love when we know nothing about it.

Happy people are happy everywhere, while unhappy people are unhappy everywhere.

6. There are too many beautiful encounters in life, and not all of them have happy endings.

No one will care about your youth, so don't let others influence your youth.

8. Only when love has a gentle heart can it have the courage to face mountains, water, joys and sorrows.

9. The meaning of life lies in listening to your inner voice and being your best.

10, falling in love with someone is not because he gives you what you need, but because he gives you a feeling that you have never had before.

1 1, the world is so big and life is so long, there will always be someone who makes you want to be gentle.

12, you can't go wrong where you feel safe. Try not to be tempted by some yes or no things, calm down and listen to your own voice.

13, difficult to talk to, suitable for being together; Not suitable, can be together; If you can't be together, you will always be together; It doesn't mean that you will be happy forever.

14, the most classic, romantic and affectionate love words always come from your quiet life and your sincere heart without regrets.

15. The best way to avoid disappointment is not to pin your hopes on anyone or anything.

16, being brave is not not not being afraid, but persisting in doing it when you are afraid.

17, indifference is a growth of life. Don't let the pressure of life crowd out happiness, pack up your mood and go back to the road.

18, sometimes you have to care less, then you can see if anyone will care more.

19, sometimes, you have to put it down to understand whether it is really worth having.

20. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.