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Except the dignity of the object.

1. Everyone who says he can't have sex has an impossible person in his heart.

Some people can't hurt me in ten words, but you can tear my heart apart in one word. This is the difference in your position in my heart.

3, probably, everyone is like a star guarding the universe and silently guarding their loved ones.

Recently, the wind is so strong that couples are blown away.

5. My beloved, please take care of my beloved.

6. Will the love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

7. Lonely people always say it doesn't matter.

8. Whenever there is nothing we can do, we like to say let nature take its course.

9. I lost because you gave scissors and I gave cloth.

10, classical Chinese is a typo and can be regarded as a common word. If you can't write any more, it's a refined fart.

1 1. When you say my name, I will feel beautiful.

12, girls without careers

13, if you don't cherish me, even if I like you very much, I will leave.

14, waiting for you these years, I am not heartbroken, but heartbroken ~ ~ ~

15, I want to see you, I want to see the D picture in your dream.

I want a hug that is neither hypocritical nor embarrassing.

1, stop being invisible. I won't bother you.

He was still so sunny that he didn't let me down.

When poor God comes in quietly, false friendship will escape from the window.

4. Love is not so easy. My love should not be vigorous.

We are always perfunctory, and then we keep saying sorry.

6. I have never been able to get his love in my life. It is better to say goodbye than to see him.

7. When can I be qualified to stand by you?

8. Later, I heard a lot of people mention you. I didn't hold my fingers tightly or frown.

9. I love your most beautiful words

10, I want a hug without affectation or embarrassment.

1 1, give it up, that's easy for you to say. I will try my best to realize it.

12, people with good words will graduate.

13, if love doesn't mean anything, I won't struggle, I'm not bad anyway.

14, with this indifferent attitude, live this small carefree life.

15. If you leave, you regret having a wife, and the wife regrets having a second wife.

It's hard to be happy when talking about a person who doesn't appreciate himself.

First, I've always wanted to tell that person that although we are far apart, we can walk in one place and confirm each other. I always say what I see by short message: a plant, a meal, a fire in Yi Deng, a person.

There is a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a flower. Hold infinity in the palm of your hand and hold it in an eternal moment.

Third, there are always many things that can't be kept, such as the time of going far, such as withered emotions.

Fourth, being half hypocritical and half honest.

Five, in a word, enough to move me.

It is better to be a happy fool than a sad wise man.

7. Lying is an art, and exposing lies is an art in art. ..

8. Your flowery smile is doomed to love that I will never regret in my life.

9. Sometimes, a person who advises you to leave may love you the most. A person who wants you to give up may care about you the most. A person who is eager to stop contacting may miss you most. A person who leaves silently may be the most reluctant to part with you. Our life is spent in such contradictions and entanglements. Love is not a game to play together. Love is just the pain of missing you and having to leave.

Ten, where the wind blows, there is a trace called "missing").

Zhang Xiaoxian: Sometimes how much do you miss home? You are a mountain or water, I can't tell you how much I like you. You are a shining shadow, and you give me a warm smile when I am lonely. That familiar smile is in my wandering soul. I walked across Qian Shan and climbed over cliffs and canyons, making myself dusty and ragged, just to meet you. You are the hometown I want to go to most and the country I am destined to be attached to.

Twelve, absolute eyes, clear smile in the reflection. Deep eyes, the reflection reflects a clear smile.

Thirteen, I see how charming Qingshan is, and I expect it to be.

The most considerate thing for you is shoes. Don't feel dirty. That's because your road is not clean.

Fifteen, once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you, but now, you have become a secret in my heart.

Sixteen, write our story into a song, and sing it gently and affectionately.

Seventeen, many hardships in life, we must learn to bear, learn to bear, and learn to stand up in tears. Life has always been ups and downs, and fate has always been ups and downs. Because of twists and turns and stories, our life will be wonderful. Sometimes, crying is not yielding; Retreat, don't admit defeat; Let go, not give up; Silence is not nothing to say. So what if I fall? At least we are young.

18. Never regret the path you chose, no matter ten years ago or now. Because the only thing I can do is to go on without hesitation.

Nineteen, those happy times will be embedded in the annual rings and grow into the imprint of life.

Twenty, there are only two choices in life: start over and be the protagonist of your own life, or stand still and be the supporting role of others.

Legend has it that happiness is a beautiful glass ball, which is scattered in every corner of the world after being broken.

Twenty-two, I hope my love is like this, caring for each other, taking Qi Mei as an example, as plain as water. I found him in the years, relied on him and gave him my life. Be his wife, the mother of his children, cook for him, wash clothes and sew a missing button. Then, we grow old together. One day, he will leave me, or I will leave him to another world to decide the fate of my life. At that time, we can still say the simplest sentence to each other: I do.

Twenty-three, people should control their own desires, not be controlled by desires. It is human instinct to pursue comfort and enjoyment, but we should also be temperate. No matter what shoes you wear, fitting your feet is the most important thing; No matter what you pursue, enough is enough. Desire is like water. When it is right, it will overflow. The reason why we live tired is often because we mistake our desires for our needs, making ourselves exhausted and getting deeper and deeper.

Twenty-four, you think you have experienced wind and rain, but in fact, in front of life, we will always be children.

25. Beautiful people are not so hard to meet. It's hard to meet beautiful people who love us deeply. Because of the deep love, we can enjoy this experience, and then understand their beauty, their beauty unknown to outsiders.

I hope there will be a big tree in the future to support a green ocean for me.

Twenty-seven, a person who doesn't appreciate himself is hard to be happy.

Cherish today and cherish the present. Who knows which comes first, Daoming and the accident?

Twenty-nine, if a person wants to do what he likes, he must first do many things he doesn't like.

Do not cherish a person's sadness, talk about 2020.

1. If you really love, don't give up easily. Even if he makes you sad, try to care about him, listen to him and let him know that you still care about him. If you really love, then don't give up easily. Even if he lets you down, try to be tolerant. Gradually understand that the person you care about most is often the one who makes you cry the most. Gradually understand that a lot of love can only be met but not sought. Gradually understand that many things can only be owned once. Letting go means losing. Gradually understand that there is no need to return a person sincerely. There is no rehearsal in life, and it is always live. ......

I never thought that you who love me deeply are gradually disappearing in my trust. I hate myself. Why do I have it but don't cherish it?

4. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

5. [I still love you silently after breaking up].

6. Count the stars with me. Count the moon if your IQ is low ~

7. Life is like Erguotou, once born, it is cooked twice. You said you didn't have to worry.

8. You should cherish the insecure person who bravely loves you. She may obviously be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, but she can't get rid of this feeling. She may know that she is being unreasonable, but she always wants to prove that she is important to you. She may obviously depend on you, but she has to make an insignificant expression. She may obviously care, but she has to pretend that she doesn't care. Do you understand what I mean? Do you know that girls are duplicitous? You'll never know her.

9. There is always someone who always does things that make you angry, but once you talk to him, you can't be angry.

10. When I'm in a bad mood, I'm not afraid of you pestering me to ask me why. What I am afraid of is that you don't ask me.

1 1. Young people don't know the love that once bloomed.

12. Memories are irresistible arrogance.

13. You will grow up when you earn more money.

14. Most people who want to push others into hell live in hell themselves.

15. Sing Happy Parting when you meet a couple.

16. What I can't see is that your indifference to love has brought me silly persistence to you.

17. Vortex in calm; Happiness is a song, with rhythm, like a chord.

18. I also want to say casually that I will come back when I have had enough fun.

19. I want to say sorry. I once only cared about loving others and forgot to love myself.

20. Boring games turn me off. I'm in a fantasy world. Where are you? ! !

2 1. From the moment you decided to leave me, I decided not to wait for you, decided to forget you, quit love and start a new journey.

I always thought I had forgotten the past, but I just escaped from it.

23. When love comes to an end, even farting will be the reason for breaking up.

24. If you want to be free, tell me earlier and I will open my hands to let you go all the way.

25. Mr. Summer vacation, don't go. I love you. Don't leave me.

26. Those who say they will never leave until they die have already left.

27. Even if your lips are smiling, your pupils will not smile.

28. Whenever I have a nosebleed, I always look up at the sky.

29. Don't treat me badly just because I am good to you.

30. Actually, I'm always behind you. I just need you to turn around.

3 1. Convergence and divergence are interdependent. Gathering is the agglutination of strength, and scattering is the sowing of light.

Unrequited love is a complete loneliness, excitement and happiness, but more importantly, a person's sadness.

I'd rather have ugly facts than you give me a lie.

34. Go for a ride. When can you come back to me?

I want a lifetime, not a moment. Friendship or love?

36. It's not that I refuse to promise, but I'm afraid of disappointing your gentleness.

37. Everyone will be tired, if giving is just a waste.

38. Bathed in the sunshine, with a shallow smile on your face, where can you find this kind of smile in your heart?

39. I hope time can bring me everything as before *

40. I still insist on my selfishness and hope your world has my place.

4 1. I can live well without your son, but it doesn't mean that you are unimportant.

42. I have no feeling of love in your heart. I can't miss it.

Self-deception and sadness: emotionally, we are not good actors, I can't hide my enthusiasm, you play.

1. Emotionally, we are not good actors. I can't hide my passion, and you can't act like it.

I am used to life without any surprises now.

When you love someone, you breathe in so much courage, but all you spit out is a sigh.

Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.

5. Love often turns an adult back into a child; Every time we break up, we are forced to learn to be adults.

6. I never believed that I would like a person so much.

7. The affection between two people only depends on when you are struggling to maintain, want to give up and can't make a decision.

8. I can get through the late autumn without you.

9. How can you be just a friend if you like someone?

10, love is a vagrant that cannot be turned back.

1 1. Nothing. No matter how many times you do it again, you will definitely have regrets in your life.

12, let's all move forward, don't look back, just pretend we never loved.

13, I gave you all my enthusiasm. What am I left?

14, do you know that no matter how many people talk to me, they can't compare with your words? Even a word.

15, I will choose to bypass that street in the future and hope to meet in another street.

16, I can't bear to wave, because this is farewell; I dare not think about shaking hands, because I don't know when to wait.