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I am disappointed in my marriage and want a divorce.

I am disappointed in my marriage and want a divorce.

1, you and me, one step away; I can't step forward and accompany you; I can't step back and find my friend's fulcrum again. I can only look at you quietly and bless you silently.

2. Without him and the whole world, you will be the most beautiful flower in the rose garden, and there will always be people who understand beauty to stay for you.

The most embarrassing thing for a man is that his wife drinks too much and pesters his friends. The most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friend is drunk and pestering herself.

4, you are always indifferent, why should I pay the truth.

5. Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose the fixed number of years to years and leave your job automatically if you don't renew it at the expiration. However, the shorter the time, the higher the cost. One year's registration fee is equivalent to more than 10,000 yuan, and one year's registration fee is only RMB. Choosing a year means that you don't know anything about marriage, so I will give you a thick marriage book to study, while choosing a year only has a piece of paper that simply says: I wish you a long life together. How many years of marriage will you choose?

6. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

7. Only Nuo Nuo's words are your excuses to prevaricate me.

8, you are in love, I am waiting for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed.

9. She wants me to turn the stone into gold. I hope she treats gold like dirt!

10, Faye Wong and Li divorced, do I still believe in love?

1 1, I've been waiting for a long time, and we'll go together after you say, but it's a mirage.

12, a smart woman must know that marriage is a commitment of two people to take care of each other for a lifetime. It's a broken life, and it's an agreement that two people will be together for life. Marriage is different from love. It wants a long life, so it must be patient and find a suitable person to live with. Don't marry someone just because there is no love. That is the biggest irresponsibility to yourself!

13, no one can live without you. Even if you can't do it now, it doesn't mean you can't do it in the future!

14, men study for doctoral degrees because of their low IQ, while women study for doctoral degrees because of their low EQ.

15. Sometimes I say things that hurt you, not to break your heart, but to let you know that I still care about you.

16. Traditional women are honest before giving birth and start dreaming after giving birth. Modern women have dreams before giving birth and become honest after giving birth.

17, sometimes I think, the biggest sorrow is growing up. Since then, laughter is no longer pure and crying is no longer complete.

18, marriage is a building, and marriage based on love is a beautiful villa; Marriage based on money is a paper house made of banknotes, which can't stand the wind and rain.

19, I want to go to Ireland with you, because it is the only country that prohibits divorce, a century-old agreement-only death can separate us.

20. Don't drag me into your tragedy. I can't afford to get hurt anymore. I want to change careers.

2 1. It seems that my husband is already a successful person and may be divorced. Or uncle, I like both. I am here.

22. Since then, I have mentioned you. No wind, no rain, no sunshine.

It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you work on me.

24, do not experience some things, can not see through some people.

25. Men should have a plan when they do things, as my mother always says. I have no plan in my life. So I met love rat, got pregnant unexpectedly, got married in a muddle, gave birth to a child, became a full-time mother and got divorced. I am like a fallen leaf, floating in the wind. How can a person like me succeed? Think more about the future development and less daydreaming!

26. The relationship between husband and wife after marriage is not a unilateral request and giving. We should do our best and get what we want, so as to give full play to our role.

27. Don't expect others to care about yourself, just care about yourself.

28. Ireland is a country that does not divorce, with a 100-year agreement.

Don't take yourself too seriously, no one will treat you like this.

30. Some melody. Because of the long time. Will disappear into people's memory. But a good prelude. Is the most memorable feature.

3 1, let go of his freedom, it is better to seize his heart.

32. You can't break up, because I want to watch you get married, quarrel and divorce during the cold war.

33. My mother's requirement for us to find the other half is to live a stable life, be good to us, and we like it, and not to make mistakes such as divorce and infidelity. Other, it doesn't matter.

34. Learn to let go, then open your hands, calmly face every accident in life, accept all the inevitability, and face the new life with a smile.

35, the bond of marriage, not children, not money, but about the growth of the soul, in the most helpless and weak time, he (she) holds your chin up, straighten your spine, make you strong, stay with you, and share the fate. At that time, in addition to love, there was friendship between you, a tacit understanding of never leaving, and an unforgettable kindness.

In fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs in winter. They hurt each other when they are close, not when they are cold! You have to pull out each other's thorns to get close and live a good life!

37. Isn't marriage like a tree in the valley? When the heavy snow of marriage comes, there are conflicts, such as the cedar on Dongpo, whose branches can bend down and shake off the snow on the branches of marriage, so that the tree of marriage can be preserved; However, some branches will not bend, and the tree of marriage will be crushed by heavy snow. In life, the same family often has conflicts. Why do some marriages break down while others are long-term stable? That's the truth. This is called flexibility.

38. If you want to indulge your life, you must first learn to exercise restraint, self-discipline and restraint. From controlling staying up late to getting up early, to controlling appetite and losing weight, to controlling all kinds of inexplicable delusions such as unwillingness and jealousy, it is a mature attitude of respecting facts and following reason.

39. Married people live with half an eye open and half an eye closed. There are no perfect men and women in the world. If they keep their eyes open for too long, or shine in the magic mirror for too long, I'm afraid even God can find fault.

40. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

4 1. If the gentleness of hot and cold is your excuse, then I'd rather never be serious about you.

42. If you don't have a dream, then you can only work hard for other people's dreams.

43. I want to go to Ireland with you, because it is the only country where divorce is forbidden. This is a 100 year agreement, and only death will separate us. Dare you accompany me?

44. A strong woman will cry, but she will not give up.

45. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which leaves us no time to experience pain.

46. You never look back at me, but I always smile at you.

47. Don't let yesterday rub salt in your wound.

48. People are human beings, so you don't have to be human. The world is the world, there is no need to be careful; Love is love, and you can't condescend to plead; Fate is fate, not against one's will; Friends, please follow the fate!

49. For whom does the night wind flow?

50. The first time 1, you knelt down to propose to me, and the second time, you knelt down to beg me to sign a divorce agreement.

5 1, every decision to leave is because of disappointment, and it is time and displacement that destroy and break faith.

52. If you don't love me, please let go.

53. People who are lovelorn are the loneliest. They are bored and have to concentrate on piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, movies and magazines. Unconsciously, their cultivation and petty bourgeoisie sentiment have been cultivated and promoted.

54. If I get divorced in the future, will anyone marry me?

When I am satisfied, I will make up with you. Then let's go to Ireland together, because divorce is illegal there.

56. Books will always turn over, movies will always end, and time will eventually take everything away. It's not hard to forget everything.

57. When we get married, we will tattoo a couple's rings together. If anyone dares to mention the word divorce, cut off your finger. Do you dare?

58. If a man doesn't visit your illness, answer your emails, care about your recent situation, and can't bear the burden of life with you, he won't give you courage. Be brave and leave automatically. Nothing is more real than caring about yourself. And a person who doesn't love you, no matter how much you pay and how good you are to him, is just a waste of time and energy.

59. So many friends go with you.

60. I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

6 1, some people say that love is like water, gentle and bright, marriage is a bowl of water, marriage is a bed through which water flows, real and heavy; Some people say that love is like wine, the longer it gets, the better it gets. Marriage is a wine glass, which is an independent space with wine, and the white wine glass will be colored because of the color of the wine; Others say that love is like the wind, it comes and goes without a trace, and marriage is often at a loss.

62. I once gave you all my love, but you didn't care.

63. Husband and wife are United, turning soil into gold.

64. The divorce between Li and Faye Wong shows that even the best feelings have gone bad.

65. Why comment on Pan Jinlian? Learn to be tolerant if you can understand, and try to understand if you can't. Life is full of disappointment, every lost soul.

66. It's not the mistress who is hateful, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation.

67. You will always be the only one who knows you. No matter how tired and bitter you are, others will not see you.

68. Persist when it is time to persist, and change with the same; Change it, change it, change it.

When I got married, the first thing I did was to blow up my divorce.

70. The original me, you, me and you who can't go back.

7 1, don't let yesterday sprinkle salt on your wound.

72, the arrival of the god of luck, often just because you take one more look, think more and take one more step.

73. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him. If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

74. Men have brothers and my mother has a girlfriend.

75. Our love is Qiong Yao's bitter drama, but in the end we didn't get together.

76. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly. Men love to hear women say that another man is a loser.

77. Time fiddles with your heartstrings and plays all kinds of lingering feelings that love you. No matter day or night, there has never been any change, and it can withstand any form of experience. In the end, there is only eternal love.

If the person I love marries someone else, I will sincerely wish him an early divorce.

Now that you know I dare to fight, you should know that I am not afraid of losing.

80. I'm fine, but I miss someone who urges me to sleep, warms my hands, cries with me and plays with me.

8 1, it is said that marriage is the grave of feelings, and I want to blow up my body!

82. Sugar sugar is beta. I met the Haier brothers.

83. My best friend said that her parents divorced. I understand how my best friend feels, but I can't do anything for her. It's no use listening by yourself.

84. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start fooling around after marriage; Modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage.

85. Divorce has a hundred advantages, but it is a bad one, that is, I feel that I have been white before; Being single has one hundred advantages and one disadvantage, that is, there is no decline in my heart.

If you don't love someone, please let go and let others have a chance to love her. If the person you love gives up on you, please let go of yourself so that you can have a chance to love others.

87. Why are there so many divorces in modern times when there was no divorce in the past? People used to think that things could be repaired if they were broken, but in modern times, people think that things should be replaced if they are broken-for modern people.

88. If a person can't let go, there must be none.

If possible, let's be half-baked friends, so that you will always be gentle with me, and I will always be gentle with you, because we are strangers, so there is no reason to be presumptuous.

90. Faye Wong and Li divorced three years ago because of the economic crisis, and their affair is inseparable from Li.

9 1, the man women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

92. Both men and women want to be friends with each other. How does the abandoned party accept it? Even if you accept it, you are only trying to deceive yourself. After all, you have paid so much, everything has changed at once, and life has completely broken the rules. Suddenly I don't know how to continue my life. The original beautiful vows are gone, how can people not hate them? Is the so-called love-hate relationship. Some people say that a person really loves only once, but I want to say that I really hate only once in my life.

93. Sometimes, it's best not to say anything. Some people are not worth your breath.

94. Marriage can sometimes be a mess. When you can't find a way to untie the thread, it will only get more and more messy. When you know the trick, you will find that all your troubles will be gone soon!

95. Just wait for me to get used to it, and get used to having your day.

96. Keep at it and things will get better.

97. Time can see a person clearly, and money can test a person.

98, loved ~ heartbroken, I have no regrets! I am just tired! I don't want to insist any more ~ honey, I'm sorry.

99. Marriage will lead to divorce, what's more, we are only in love.

100, many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

10 1. No matter how good a marriage is, there will be 200 thoughts of divorce and 50 impulses to strangle each other in life. Even in the happiest job, there will be 200 thoughts of quitting and 50 entanglements. This is the best quality.

102. If you want more, don't pin your hopes on others.

103, not every sentence of sorry can be changed, it doesn't matter.

104, ╰╮ It turns out that I can't keep up with others when I walk in the same place.

105, lost a crooked-necked tree and the whole forest.

106, used to loneliness and chose to live alone.

107, Faye Wong divorced Li. Who said we would love each other to the end?

108, don't let sadness see you off for youth, that's not my main theme.

109. What's the name of lovelorn? Dude, please don't be afraid. I will accompany you when you are lonely. Dude, please don't be sad. Why do you take a fancy to a flower? Let her go away and regret it slowly! May you be lovelorn without thinking and sing happily!

1 10, the soul is crying, there is no woman who is naturally open, and there is no rich man after death. Why bother?

1 1 1. There are only two things I can't do in my life: this can't be done and that can't be done.

1 12, Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose the number of years between 1 and 100. Failure to renew the contract at maturity is equivalent to automatic divorce, but the shorter the time, the higher the cost. The registration fee for 1 year is equivalent to more than RMB 20,000, and only 6 yuan money is needed for1year. Being married for one year means that you know nothing about marriage, so you have a thick marriage book to read. You choose 100 year, and there is only one piece of paper that says: I wish you a long life together.