Humorous sentences describing fatigue

1. The current overtime pay is a debt I owed when I skipped class.

2. Some people say that when God comes to Malaysia to travel, he can't leave his job after work.

3. Going to school is spending money to muddle along, and going to work is spending money to live.

It's noon to mow the grass, and it's quite hard to go to work. It's better to fight the landlord than to be idle.

Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable.

6. I wake up every morning thinking that my grandfather quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual after twenty minutes.