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Classic sentences about drinking.

Classic sentences about drinking.

1, wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in my heart!

2, spicy wine rinse teeth, beer as tea

3, standing on two legs, drinking does not count.

4. Lead the whole process and lead the future.

5, people get drunk as soon as they drink, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

6, people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can you not drink.

7. If others don't know, unless you drink.

8, a small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and not husband.

Nine, six sixes! Hello, brother! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

10, men don't drink and can't make good friends.

1 1, men don't drink and live in the world for nothing.

12, commodity economy is in great circulation, opening up and invigorating two cups.

13, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly.

14, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

15, there is no cloud in the sky, and the underground is dry. That cup just now doesn't count.

16, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, how about a drink less?

17, we are close friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses of wine first.

18, little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

19, to make the guests drink well, drink well first!

20, halfway through, still early for promotion.

2 1, drink nine doses at a time and concentrate on practicing.

22, a glass of wine, the official position is difficult to protect.

23, one, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still calling.

24, only drink drinks, leaders don't drink.

25. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

26. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."

27. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When can I drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

28, half a catty of improper wine, a catty to help the wall, I will not go for half a catty.

29, no drinking, no future.

30. Drinking too little is hard to find.

3 1, the east wind is blowing, and the drums are thundering. Who is afraid of drinking today?

32, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

33. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes your eyes red and your stomach break. My hands and feet are weak and my memory is greatly reduced.

34, drink the eyes of the masses, drink the unit's lack of funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!

35, wine meets a thousand cups of friends, words are not speculative.

36. Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to people.

37. There are thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

38, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

39. Wine makes the hero brave and refuses to accept his wife's control.

40. Men don't drink and live like dogs, men don't smoke and live like eunuchs, women don't wear makeup and women don't smoke.

4 1, can drink or not lose, leading the secretary.

42. It's better to have a rotten hole in your stomach than a rift in your feelings.

43. The lady clinks glasses with the leader: The leader is above me. How many can you name?

44. Lady's suggestion: Excited heart and trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, but the leader didn't think I was ugly.

Drinking poems

1, grab the ashes and keep flying. The tap pours wine and invites wine stars, and the golden flute and pipa crow at night. -Li He, "The King of Qin Drinking"

2. The ancients didn't have enough wine, and they hated the elves for spreading this song. It is said that all teenagers in the world will drink in cups all their lives-Cui's Singing to Wine.

3, wine tasting, tea and baby. Who will stay drunk if you don't drink the broken cup? -Bai Juyi's "Spring Persuasion"

4, although you can forget your troubles, what should you do if you are sick? Full of sleeves, more crazy songs. -Han Wo's "Answering Friends to Send Wine"

5. Cook a sheep, kill a cow, sharpen your appetite, and let me, 300 bowls, have a big drink! . -Li Bai's "Into the Wine"

6, wine will be full, flowers will fall. Mo Yan is young in his thirties. -Bai Juyi's "Self-persuasion under Flowers"

7. Don't blame me for not drinking recently. I have drunk several times. Who would have expected that a drunken binge in his life has now become a sad drinker. -Bai Juyi's "Answering the Wine"

8, poetry will blame the enemy, wine will be cooked and sealed. -Gao Pian's "Rewarding Li Di with Rhyme"

9. Pepsi is removed, only wine and poetry. -Bai Juyi's Ode to Comrades in Restaurants

10, wine makes you homesick and chase your thoughts unless you sleep well every night. The bright moon tower is lonely, and the wine turns into sorrow and tears. -Fan Zhongyan's Su Muzhe

1 1, nine-turn elixir wins wine? Pentaphone music is not like poetry. -Dugou River "White Hair"

12, gold and white walls buy songs and laugh, and the prince is light when he is drunk. -Li Bai's "Reminiscence of Time Past, Sending a Visit to the County to Join the Army"

13, the weather in the cold suburbs is fine, so don't quit frequently. Disturbing Zhong Ling City will never be intoxicating. -Dai Shulun's "Persuade Lu San to Drink"

14, selling wine and chatting, sitting in the crack of the eaves. The host can play four stones, which can make people happy. -Dugu and "Drinking in the guest house under the moon, sending Bessie Yao when drunk"

15 A gust of wind blew and the catkins were fragrant. A girl Wu poured wine and advised me to come. Comrades in my city came to see me off. When each of them drank his glass, I said to him when leaving. Oh, ask this river flowing eastward, whether it can go further than the love of friends! . -Li Bai's departure in a hotel in Nanjing

16, sing a song about wine, what is life geometry? For example, morning dew, it is difficult to go to Japan ... just like the moon, when can I forget it? The troubles come from this and cannot be cut off. ..................................................................................................................................................................................

17, Chu Lan did not admire Wu Gou, and took the wine city head to bid farewell to Laoyou. I am old, so I want to bring my bow and arrow to the ice. -Lu Yin's Chang 'an Relatives

18, lift the wine to the sky, no one will die. When you are not dead, you have less troubles and more happiness. -Bai Juyi's "Wine"

19, who cares most about spring? Asking for money is the best way to win people's hearts. -Bai Juyi's "Two Poems about Mind Your Own Business"

20, a jar of fragrant mash is newly inserted, and a pair of little prostitutes are thin. The orchestra's strings are becoming more and more Protestant, while Luo Qi is poor and not required by the outside world. -Bai Juyi's "Wine Tasting and Listening to Songs"

2 1 50 jiangcheng guards, stop drinking and think for yourself. The head is not white, and the officials are not all humble. -Bai Juyi's "Self-encouragement to Wine"

22, I have the purpose of wine, guest-style ao ... I take the purpose of wine, with the hearts of Yan Le guests. -Xiaoya Luming Literature

23. At sunset, the fox sleeps on the grave. At night, the children smile at the lamp. You need to drink wine in your life. Has a drop ever reached Jiuquan? -Gao Zhu "Qingming Day Wine"

24, sake is included, and (Ma Xin) is prepared. It was built to sacrifice it, not to do great things. -"Daya dry foothills"

25. With your complete judgment, listen to me drunk. The road is as far as the sky and the door is as deep as the sea. -Du Xunhe "Drinking with Friends"

26, don't give up drinking, it will be difficult. Look at the silk on the women's plane. Half of it is red on the soldier's flag. -Author: Han Yu "Give Zhang Xuzhou Mo Ci Wine"

27. Stay away from hate like wine, and you will be drunk when drinking in ancient and modern times. I'm afraid that the Yangtze River water is full of tears for my children. -Guan Xiu's "Ancient Separation"

28. Singing loudly after drinking is crazy. Don't think about it in front of the door. I still think the little layman should wake up first, and don't live in his hometown for a long time. -Bai Juyi is drunk.

Talking about drinking

1. If you don't let me drink, I'm afraid I'll feel bad. You let me drink because you want to take care of me.

2. Why do you drink? Because the heart is too soft, it makes the liver harder!

It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms!

4. Drink six points drunk, eat seven points full, and love someone eight points is just right!

I dare not drink. I was afraid I was drunk, so I kicked you out again.

6. Many people like to drink because the reality is too nonsense.

7. Drinking can let me release myself, but I can't drink alone.

8. You are my reason for smoking and my excuse for drinking.

9. You said you were allergic to drinking, and he gave you a toast.

10. I suddenly remembered the smell of wine and wanted to drink it ... Did you sleep well in the distance?

1 1. Smoking and drinking is not my will, just because some pain is unspeakable.

12. Why do you drink? I just want to feel your mood at the moment. However, she was drunk and never woke up!

13. The advantage of drinking is that you will forget everything, but the disadvantage is that you will eventually wake up.

14. The last time we met, we must not drink alcohol, and we can remember it clearly when we are awake.

15. Drinking is not to escape, but to face yourself. ...

16. Drinking is always a prelude for men to brag!

17. I can't drink because I don't like you.

18. Someone asked you why you prefer drinking to smoking. I said that because drinking hurts myself, smoking hurts others.

19. heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

20. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.

2 1. Don't blame men for smoking, and don't blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

22. Many people eventually become people they once hated. For example, we used to hate smoking and drinking. As a result, after many years, we finally learned to smoke and drink.

I don't like drinking, and he won't let me drink. Tell me; Either you can drink well or you don't drink at all.

24. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.

25. You drink to get drunk, and I drink to wake up from other drunkenness.

26. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.

27. Why do people like drinking? I didn't like it before I think getting drunk is really ugly. You don't know that drinking will warm you up until you are drunk. You think I'm a good wine, but I just can't stand the warmth, in this cold world.

28. I know that drowning in wine is more worrying. I know wine tastes terrible. I know that drinking won't solve any problems. I still feel uncomfortable after drinking. But why should I drink it? We gradually become adults who drink and smoke, but never grow up.

29. Learning to smoke and drink won't last forever.

30. Love is like two people drinking at the same table. Help yourself. I'll drink to it.

3 1. Listen to me, don't drink, don't fight, don't love me. Live well.

About the classic of drinking, say something domineering.

Talk about the classic drinking sentence. Domineering is not just a reason to cry.

1. It is said that drinking is for indulgence, but it is not an excuse to cry.

Do you think fighting, smoking, drinking and puppy love are what you should do? Don't be silly, you're hurt. Tired or not?

I hope you can tell my wife not to be so distressed when I smoke, drink and fight.

4. If you lose a love, you will smoke and drink, cry and die. I really sympathize with your parents.

Smoking is only to decompose the pain at that time, and drinking is only to pay homage to the sadness of the past.

6, drinking yesterday, my stomach is so uncomfortable, I want to vomit. I drink because nobody cares. Do you think I am a fool?

7. It turned out that I was not suitable for drinking, and he asked me to continue drinking.

8. When a man thinks of you when he drinks too much, it shows that you are the person he cares about most, and being together is not necessarily love.

9. I never drink alcohol, because I am afraid that I will say what I think is rational irrationally.

10, don't ask me why I drink and smoke. I'm telling you now, it's not that I don't study well, but that I'm waiting for someone to tell me to quit smoking and drinking.

1 1. If a person is willing to stay up with you for 24 hours to change his bad temper, quit smoking and drinking, then this person must really love you.

12, do you know that I got wet today? Do you know I didn't eat or drink? Do you know how scared I am when I am in a bad mood? You don't even know!

13, Buddha said that there will be another boy who makes the girl cry until her eyes are swollen, and she wants to get him back because of drinking.

14, I understand why my girlfriend won't let me drink when I'm in a bad mood.

15, I wish I could drink, so that I can have the courage to confess to you. hum

16, I drank today because I thought of you.

17, men who smoke and drink are vulgar masculinity, and women who make up and beautify are vulgar femininity.

18, I learned to smoke and drink when I was lonely and miss you! I want to love you.

19, he doesn't like my drinking. After 77 years, I swore I would never drink again.

20. Many girls cut their wrists when they are sad after breaking up. They cut themselves very hard, but they didn't cry. They went to the bar to drink, but they kept vomiting until they got sick. I want to ask about the value.

2 1, I smoke, drink and fight, which is better than pretending to be a gentle animal.

22. I smoke, but I don't take drugs. I drink, but I don't have sex. I advocate violence, but I seldom fight. I have a woman who will accompany me all my life and a group of people who can attend my funeral.

I am neither a bad boy nor a good boy. I smoke, drink and fight. I like to laugh, be kind and know how to say I'm sorry. I tried to learn to be like her, but you still don't love me.

On Sunday, she was punished for drinking with me. On Thursday, she called me a bitch. This is my best friend.

25, I don't mix, smoking and drinking, and a group of brothers!

26. Do you mind if I drink? Do you care if I'm sad? Do you care if I cry? Hehe, I don't care if you care about strength.