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Talk about phrases and sentences about losing weight.

1. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will never leave you!

2. No wonder you can't lose weight.

3. Just to scare the meat and lose weight every day.

For the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full.

5. See the number in weighing scale: I want to lose weight. When buying clothes: I want to lose weight. Meet someone with a good figure: I want to lose weight. Seeing myself in the mirror: I want to lose weight. Meet someone you like: I want to lose weight. See food: Fuck losing weight!

6. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

7. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

8. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

9. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

10. I am fleshy, comfortable to hold, comfortable to lean against, comfortable to hold, and uncomfortable to look at.

1 1. Years have smoothed my edges and corners, but I still refuse to admit that I am fat.

12. oh, my god If you can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.

13. I heard that when the meteor crossed the sky that day, it was clever to make a wish. On that day, I hope to be thinner. Damn it! As a result, the meteor flew back the same way!

14. Because I am chubby and fleshy, I am soft and warm in winter. Don't push me away, because I'm fat and round, and I can't come back from here.

15. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

16. Just talk about losing weight.

17. Don't underestimate the beauty of any fat person after losing weight.

18. When weeding at noon, long meat hurts. Looking in the mirror in the morning, crying all morning, unable to put on clothes, my heart is very painful. If I don't wear it, it will be even more painful. If I want to be painless, eating less is the most reliable. I just made up my mind that the table is another tiger!

19. Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I left.

When I lose weight, you must come, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

2 1. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

22. My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

23. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in pK every day. Let me count on my fingers. Emma's stomach won again today!

25. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

26. The lyric "Tears While Enjoying" depicts a fat man who regrets eating too much but can't stop, and his mouth is immersed in food.

27. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

28. Losing weight is called by fat people and done by thin people.

Talk about inspirational sentences to encourage everyone to lose weight

1, beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! It's so beautiful.

In Barbie Hsu, a banana a day is equivalent to three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?

Do you just like others pointing at your unsightly figure? Like watching a boy you like be taken away by a girl you hate? You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day? Like sweating in the hot sun in tightly wrapped clothes? Like those ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear? Women with weight figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself! Why do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat or something?

4. Do you like to see the boy you like taken away by the girl you hate?

5, a woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die? Do I owe you since I was a kid?

6. Don't just fantasize about how thin you are without trying.

7. Beauty, what's the use of being thinner? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost a little weight. What's the use of being thinner! Listen to others, wow! You are so beautiful! It's so beautiful!

You must come when I lose weight, because I lose my appetite when I see you.

9. How much cosmetics have been saved by losing your face.

10, Mona Lisa sees you stop smiling; Yang Guifei saw you, drunk and fooling around; Shi saw you and did a weight loss exercise; Wu Zetian sees that you are no longer arrogant; Athena was so jealous when she saw you. Happy March 8th!

1 1. How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life? .

12, I dare not show my teeth when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when trying to persuade you to eat more and take care of your health, she made excuses to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic! Can't help it! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

13. Even if we spend the whole winter in expectation and anxiety, the next season is not necessarily spring.

14, you know, it's hard to tell the shopkeeper if there are clothes of XL, XXL and XXXL. But the clothes here are too fat. But you can say it with confidence.

15, you have to pay the price if you want to be thin. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.

16 In fact, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choose the method you believe in, stick to it, and it will be effective. It's no use doubting from the beginning.

17. Even if you don't lose weight now, the money you save will be used to buy medicine later: heart disease, stroke, hypertension and diabetes are still not cost-effective.

18, if you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself. Will you die if you are not so decisive?

19. Overeating is a shameful act and a waste of national food. Think of those who are starving!

20, don't see others grow a little fat and call them boors!

2 1. Although photoshop can be used, it is very troublesome to archive every photo after pS.

22. Fat guy who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him too! Still overeating in pain? ! Then wait for the next man to dump you.

23. Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight.

24. I am determined to turn over a new leaf and make great changes in beauty.

25. Don't buy new clothes before losing weight!

26. Think of people who used to laugh at you for being fat.

27, if you want to lose weight, don't TM make excuses for yourself, less ink, decisive point will die?

28. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.

29. Stop eating. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

30. Only when the desire for a good figure is greater than the desire for disappointment can we lose weight successfully.

Sentences that motivate people to lose weight

1, I have a desire to lose weight after every meal.

2, look at the beautiful women living more moist, why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time.

There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

4. Make the current boyfriend decent, make the ex-boyfriend regret, and make the future boyfriend amazing.

5. Fat man without a boyfriend! Why no boyfriend knows! Who asked you for this one? Nowadays, people from the hieroglyphics Association are everywhere! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a toad? Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?

6. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride.

7. If you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself. Will you die if you are not so decisive?

8. No matter how fat you are, your boyfriend will not want you! Think of him calling you fat and cute! It's true that you are just in good health! You have no brain or anything! Your boyfriend wants170 cm 200 j. Don't you look cute?

9. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?

10, think about it and support the sisters!

1 1, never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

12, do you just like people pointing at your ugly figure?

13, hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

14, I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.

15, she tries not to eat by herself! Even if you eat it, you are vegetarian, symbolic! Nothing can be done! Thin! Small belly! Otherwise, if you restrain yourself, you will envy others all your life!

16, don't buy new clothes before losing weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You will always be a fat, dusty man in an old suit!

17. Every time I face delicious food, I always tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

18, a fat man without a boyfriend! Why don't you have a boyfriend? Who wants you like this? Men from the Appearance Association are everywhere now! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a clam? Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?

19, losing weight is a very simple thing, that is, eating less and exercising more. Don't make it too complicated, it's not good for your health, or it will cause psychological problems, but it will bring more trouble.

20. You know, it's difficult to tell the shopkeeper if he has XL, XXL and XXXL clothes. But the clothes here are too fat, but you can speak out with confidence.

2 1. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight, and it was worth it. Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

22, other women can lose weight, why can't you! Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?

23. What a lovely little soul it would be if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood!

24. I have a negative attitude towards losing weight. Can obesity be disqualified?

25, don't always talk about losing weight, I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest!

26. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no future (money way)! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.

27. Treat all food as poison, and never look at it, take it or eat it.

28. When you walk, your boyfriend can take care of your waist.

29. I will think of you before picking pumpkins. Before I ate the turkey, I thought of your body odor. Thanksgiving is coming, are you still the same as before? May I ask: Sample, did you lose weight successfully?

The most important thing is to eat a banana every day for three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?

Talking about weight loss phrases

1. If you are hungry, it is called losing weight.

Bajie followed the master to learn the scriptures, but he didn't lose weight after eating so many vegetarian meals, which shows that vegetarians can't lose weight.

Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie has walked a hundred thousand miles and didn't see him thin. He is still a vegetarian.

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

Although it is easy to eat, it is not suitable to lose weight, and you should eat and cherish it.

6. When I was in college, I went to the school hospital for an injection. Two doctors are chatting beside me. A doctor said: there are too many equipments to be changed in our hospital. Even the knives are too dull to be used. A boy came to circumcise his foreskin that day, and it turned out to be all lace. I held it by my side and was completely internally injured.

7. Low-key is the most awesome show off!

8. For people who can't control their mouths and can't walk, they will lose weight if they don't continue to gain weight!

9. Memories of rotten leaves, those fresh and tender green leaves have long been buried in the front of the time scale, and only the overwhelming rotten smell remains at the end of the time scale.

10. The great cause of losing weight is always remembered after eating and drinking.

1 1. If you are too tired to lose weight, put on your own style.

12. Losing weight is generally called by fat people and done by thin people.

13. I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

14. Even if you are really sad, really lost and really reluctant, you can still pretend that everything is fine.

15. I have a learning heart, but I just gave birth to a life of failing. There is a heart to lose weight, but it just gives birth to a life of eating goods.

16. The teacher said: sitting cross-legged can lose weight. Is it true?/You don't say. ! !

17. The face is a thing outside the body, but it is necessary. Money is a necessity, so we have to do it.

18. Every time I lose weight, I actually scare the fat on my body.

19. Watching time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

20. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has an unknown secret.

2 1. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

22. One day, I posted, why is it cold after hitting the plane? Violent reply: Because this skill is cooling down.

23. Man, you say I'm fat, I lose weight, you say I'm ugly, I have plastic surgery, and when I'm slim and beautiful, do you think I'll still choose you?

24. Man, you call me fat, I lose weight, you call me ugly, I have plastic surgery, you call me poor, I earn money, and when I am thin, beautiful and rich, do you think I will choose you again?

25. Men quit smoking just like women lose weight. There will always be tomorrow.

26. You said he loved you tenderly. I don't think I can learn.

27. If you say I'm fat, I'm thin! You called me ugly, and I had plastic surgery! You say I'm poor, I earn! Do you think I will choose you when I am thin, beautiful and rich?

28. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

29. One day you will find that the name of life is useless.

30. wallet, wallet, don't lose weight, okay? How cute is chubby, isn't it?

3 1. Please tell me whether fat people should lose weight.

32. People are forced out! Grandpa came from his grandson!

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

34. If you are broad-minded and fat, jealousy will definitely lose weight.

35. If there is an afterlife, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole world was celebrating. When I died, the whole world was sad.

36. My roommate is sleeping. I was watching jokes in bed, afraid to laugh. I covered my mouth with a quilt for fear of disturbing my roommate's sleep, but my body was still pumping. Suddenly, the brother in the upper bunk threw down a pack of paper towels.

How painful it is to lose weight as a foodie.

38. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

39. The agreed gift is still under my suitcase.

40. In order to make you hug me, you should start to lose weight today.

4 1. Why do you lose weight just for the comfort of your eyes but for your mouth?

42. My obesity is temporary, and it's easy to lose weight: your short stature is lifelong, and it's hard to increase it.

43. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out!

44. We have classes to finish classes and holidays to go to school. Without such a great belief to support us, I can't even imagine how we have the courage to come to school.

45. I said I wanted to take drugs, you said no, I said I wanted to hurt myself, you said no, I said I wanted to lose weight, you said no, I said I wanted to be with you, and you said no.

46. I want to eat fat meat. Then reduced to a thin man. Let you know that people who can say that they can lose weight have nothing to be stingy with!

47. I'm losing weight, but I'm not dieting or exercising. I'm using my mind. I will lose weight.

48. If you feel fat and refuse to lose weight, it is a great comfort to think that someone is fatter than you. If you can't find someone fatter than you, you will die!

49. After decades of hard work, I went back to lose weight.

50. A person is very nice, has no scruples and is smiling. You can cry if you want. Embrace yourself. Sadness is only known to oneself.

5 1. Sometimes you are really brave enough to hit the wall.

52. At my 18-year-old adult ceremony, he gave me a weight loss card. My sister lost weight, and I immediately cried.

53. In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you, but on purpose.

55. The person who really loves you is the one who won't let you stay up all night, won't dislike you being fat, and won't even let you lose weight blindly. It's wrong not to let you catch a cold during the physiological period.

56. I just want to lose weight for one year, keep my hair long, get rid of the habit of swearing, get rid of my bad temper, and deserve you.

57. Do you know what to lose weight for? Losing weight means eating again.

58. Go to the ATM to deposit money at noon. When I was waiting in line, the beautiful woman in the back asked me: Is it true to save money? Hmm. I just want to withdraw money. Anyway, if you want to deposit it, you might as well give it to me so that we don't have to wait in line. I gave her the money as soon as I thought it made sense.

Talking about inspirational sentences of losing weight

Talking about inspirational sentences of losing weight

1, beauty, what's the use of losing weight? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost weight. What's the use of being thinner? You have to listen to others. Wow! You are so beautiful! ! ! It's so beautiful.

In Barbie Hsu, a banana a day is equivalent to three weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?

Do you just like others pointing at your unsightly figure? Like watching a boy you like be taken away by a girl you hate? You just like to stuff your thick legs into your fat pants every day? Like sweating in the hot sun in tightly wrapped clothes? Like those ugly but thin women around you wearing beautiful clothes that you can't wear? Women with weight figures have no future! Only be hard on yourself! Why do you like eating so much? Are you kissing meat or something?

4. Do you like to see the boy you like taken away by the girl you hate?

5, a woman who loves to eat! Eat more acridine and eat less. What can you do? Will you die? Do I owe you since I was a kid?

6. Don't just fantasize about how thin you are without trying.

7. Beauty, what's the use of being thinner? Don't listen to others insincerely saying that you seem to have lost a little weight. What's the use of being thinner! Listen to others, wow! You are so beautiful! It's so beautiful!

You must come when I lose weight, because I lose my appetite when I see you.

9. How much cosmetics have been saved by losing your face.

10, Mona Lisa sees you stop smiling; Yang Guifei saw you, drunk and fooling around; Shi saw you and did a weight loss exercise; Wu Zetian sees that you are no longer arrogant; Athena was so jealous when she saw you. Happy March 8th!

1 1. How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life? .

12, I dare not show my teeth when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! Do you know why those thin people are thinner than you? Because when trying to persuade you to eat more and take care of your health, she made excuses to try not to eat! Even if you eat it, it is vegetarian, symbolic! Can't help it! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

13. Even if we spend the whole winter in expectation and anxiety, the next season is not necessarily spring.

14, you know, it's hard to tell the shopkeeper if there are clothes of XL, XXL and XXXL. But the clothes here are too fat. But you can say it with confidence.

15, you have to pay the price if you want to be thin. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people.

16 In fact, losing weight means eating less and exercising more. Choose the method you believe in, stick to it, and it will be effective. It's no use doubting from the beginning.

17. Even if you don't lose weight now, the money you save will be used to buy medicine later: heart disease, stroke, hypertension and diabetes are still not cost-effective.

18, if you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself. Will you die if you are not so decisive?

19. Overeating is a shameful act and a waste of national food. Think of those who are starving!

20, don't see others grow a little fat and call them boors!

2 1. Although photoshop can be used, it is very troublesome to archive every photo after pS.

22. Fat guy who just got dumped by her boyfriend! Wow, ha ha ha ha ha! You finally got dumped! Your boyfriend is a dung-making machine that only eats and pulls. You want to dump him too! Still overeating in pain? ! Then wait for the next man to dump you.

23. Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight.

24. I am determined to turn over a new leaf and make great changes in beauty.

25. Don't buy new clothes before losing weight!

26. Think of people who used to laugh at you for being fat.

27, if you want to lose weight, don't TM make excuses for yourself, less ink, decisive point will die?

28. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight.

29. Stop eating. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

30. Only when the desire for a good figure is greater than the desire for disappointment can we lose weight successfully.

Sentences that motivate people to lose weight

1, I have a desire to lose weight after every meal.

2, look at the beautiful women living more moist, why? The beauty is beautiful and natural, and can pick up more than 100 cars at a time.

There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

4. Make the current boyfriend decent, make the ex-boyfriend regret, and make the future boyfriend amazing.

5. Fat man without a boyfriend! Why no boyfriend knows! Who asked you for this one? Nowadays, people from the hieroglyphics Association are everywhere! Look at the fat on your thighs! The muscles of the calf! Are you a frog or a toad? Look at your fat arms! Why don't you be a sumo wrestler?

6. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride.

7. If you want to lose weight, don't make excuses for yourself. Will you die if you are not so decisive?

8. No matter how fat you are, your boyfriend will not want you! Think of him calling you fat and cute! It's true that you are just in good health! You have no brain or anything! Your boyfriend wants170 cm 200 j. Don't you look cute?

9. What about you? Dragging a bloated body and a thick coat trying to hide obesity to squeeze the bus? Or do you want to risk drifting and drive late in cold weather?

10, think about it and support the sisters!

1 1, never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

12, do you just like people pointing at your ugly figure?

13, hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

14, I like my shadow in the sunset, which makes me tall and thin.

15, she tries not to eat by herself! Even if you eat it, you are vegetarian, symbolic! Nothing can be done! Thin! Small belly! Otherwise, if you restrain yourself, you will envy others all your life!