Tanabata Valentine's Day classic funny jokes

It's Valentine's Day again. I have been single for more than 20 years. You think my wife gave up 20 years ago? The following are the classic funny jokes I compiled for you (selected 130 sentences). I hope I can help you!

Tanabata Valentine's Day classic funny joke 1 1, Tanabata does not show love, we are still friends.

2. On Tanabata, I will play Lianliankan all day, and one pair will be eliminated.

3, Tanabata Valentine's Day for sale at a low price, for sale at a low price!

4, Tanabata is here, single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates: let's break up!

Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the bridge because of excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.

6. Tanabata is coming. If you want to show love, don't show love. After all, there are so many people without company. In addition, if you show love, it is not good to meet.

7. Nima, today seems to be Singles' Day on Qixi.

8. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

9. The most romantic story has no ending, the happiest love has no words, only mutual inner harmony, my love, everything is in silence! I want to wish you a happy Valentine's Day!

10, if anyone shows love in front of me on Valentine's Day, I will take a screenshot. When you get married and the object is not you now, I will print out the photos and put them in a red envelope.

1 1, the old woman pinched her finger and counted: "I'm going to be alone on Tanabata this year."

12, I once loved you, which is true; It's true that I still love you. On Valentine's Day, let me turn this love into a trickle of blessings and sincerely wish you happiness forever!

13, this year's Tanabata seems to be just you and me, my bed.

14, almost to Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

15, seven is odd, so I want you to make a double even number.

16, on the second day of Qixi, a toast said: This morning, I saw many women walking on the road with unnatural postures.

17, it is really not easy. In order to give you a good look, a good figure, a good temperament, and everyone loves me, I beat off a handsome guy alone. I wish you a happy Tanabata!

18, it is easy to encourage the majority of single women to respect themselves and love themselves by looking at those lucky women who stand and talk like nothing. Don't wait anxiously, they will certainly get true love like her. I am really angry.

19, huh? What is Tanabata? , become binary or, after all, it's still Singles Day? Do you know binary?

20. Tanabata is coming. I asked the Xinyi girl to come out and sit on the Ferris wheel together. After several appointments, I finally agreed. I was waiting for her at the gate of the park. A handsome guy gave it to me and told me it was her boyfriend. Boyfriend ...

2 1, it's almost Valentine's Day on Qixi. Just now, I went downstairs to buy something, and the boss asked me, "Does your husband buy flowers?" "Why buy flowers?" "Buy flowers for my girlfriend." "Oh, how many flowers can you buy for your girlfriend?" Then the boss silently took the flowers back.

22, the meteor falls, it is the sky crying; It's raining, that's my homesickness. The tide is rising. The moon rose, so your eyes met mine. The flying of the human magpie is a tribute to Chinese Valentine's Day who loves!

23. One day, four Tang Priest disciples came to Pansi Cave and saw seven beautiful women taking a bath in the pool. Pig drooled: "Seven fairies. The Tang Priest just glanced at it and immediately put his hands together: "Monster. " ? Wukong said, "I admire you. These seven people are monsters, but how do you know they are not the seven fairies without fire eyes? The Tang Priest said with a smile, "One of the seven fairies married Yong Dong. Where can there be seven people taking a bath?" ? "

24, as the saying goes: the train is not pushed, happiness is not blown; Tanabata, I want to say to you: You are right, and your heart will get drunk.

25. It's almost time for Chinese Valentine's Day. How can you be so calm about someone who secretly loves me?

26. Don't ask me how to spend this Tanabata Valentine's Day this year. I really want to skip, skip and muddle along. But I still admit cowardice, and I just feel sad.

27. Just received the imperial edict from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the magpie bridge because of excessive excitement, and Tanabata was cancelled. Please tell each other.

28. Meeting you is accidental, liking you is not sudden, falling in love with you is a matter of course, and thinking about you every day is a habit. Tanabata feather lies in Meiyuan, Viagra looks up to the sky at midnight, Cowherd and Weaver Girl wish far away, and infatuation with fish and water will always accompany them.

29. Busy? It doesn't matter, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you: I am thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my message, your mouth is smiling. Let your friends around you know that you are happy. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

30, come and confess! March 14 confession! Also in April 1 confession! May 20, also want to confess! Graduation and confession in June! ! Your sister wants to confess on Tanabata. Confession is really a big paragraph!

3 1, it's Valentine's Day again. I have been single for more than 20 years. You think my wife was dumped 20 years ago?

32. On July 7th, the fairy of Queqiao, with golden wind and jade dew, hated bitterness, and they often accompanied each other day and night, not envious of Cowherd and Yuanyang! Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

33. The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl in the sky meet at the Magpie Bridge, and a group of fools on the ground date to break the bridge. May I ask: What is tonight? Answer: Valentine's Day in China!

34. I really hope that the path has no end, so I will keep walking hand in hand, and let us walk through every Valentine's Day in the future.

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.

36. The bright eyes you threw at me from the darkness, like a breeze, sent a thrill through the water waves and blew to the hazy coast.

37. I kept running, so the feeling of constant disappointment was that I approached the man like the wind again and again and failed again and again.

38, the moon is as bright as day, and the silver frost is vast; Qixi Festival is a bridge full of affection. Fairy flowers and beautiful scenery blend together; Fairy magpies gather on the overpass to make you happy!

39. Love is the inspiration that makes people fly, and it is two stupid hearts running towards each other desperately. It stems from the desire for love, but it goes beyond it.

40. I had a car accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you. ; I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you. Happy Valentine's Day!

4 1. Even if I own the whole world, I will not be satisfied unless I own you and give me a corner with you.

42. On the Milky Way, the waiting for a lifetime and the fate of generations have all turned into crystal tears, which fell on the earth and left endless blessings for everyone!

43, evil, I want to know you, live a long life. There is no mausoleum in the mountains, the river is exhausted, there is Lei Zhen in winter, and there is rain and snow in summer. Only when heaven and earth are in harmony can we dare to be with you!

44. Above the Milky Way, the waiting for a lifetime and the fate of generations have all turned into crystal tears, which fell on the earth and left the world with infinite blessings!

45. Crying doesn't mean I give in; Taking a step back doesn't mean I give up; Letting go doesn't mean I give up; Smiling doesn't mean I'm happy!

46. Honey, if you want to turn into a rippling lake, you just need to get a little closer to me, and you will be so excited that you can't think of anything all the way.

47. I love you so inexplicably and without hesitation. I know I won't be the only one in your life, but you are the love of my life!

48. The most romantic story has no ending, and the happiest love has no words, only mutual inner harmony. My love, everything is in silence!

49. The lingering twilight, a few words, countless words, sincere wishes, quietly tell you that I miss you, a cordial greeting.

50. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.

Tanabata Valentine's Day classic funny film 2 1. I heard that couples say I love you to each other on Tanabata, so we will never be apart on Tanabata next year. If they say this every year, they will never be apart. I love you!

In Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me, and my future life is endless because of you. Happy tanabata!

It's Tanabata, and I'll give you a box of chocolates. French romance is the main material, with the warmth of British specialties and the enthusiasm brought by the United States, and packaged with the meaning and loyalty of China. Eat it to ensure that your love is sweet!

On this unique Valentine's Day, I will put my oath on your finger and spend the rest of my life together. Even if my life is plain, I will always shelter you from the wind and rain. Happy tanabata!

5, the Millennium myth deduces classic romance, long-term expectation, etc. When magpies fly in the Milky Way, it is beautiful to separate the thoughts of the cowherd and the weaver girl. Only those who love each other: Happy Tanabata, everything will be fine!

6. For the sake of your famous flowers, I would like to be fertile soil and be trampled and humiliated by others, and I only want to be your only Lord. Tanabata Valentine's Day, I hope your heart belongs to me and bless all lovers!

7. The script I wrote for you-theme: signal. Protagonist: Me and you. Stage: mobile phone screen. Scene: It's Tanabata again. I miss you far away. My thumb gently pressed out-I miss you. Please turn on and receive!

8, the night sky, attracting countless sorrows; The moon is like a bow and the ditch is sad; If the stars are in my heart, how much hope is lit; The Milky Way is like the Yangtze River, with people on both sides. SMS to help: I wish all lovers will be well!

9. I miss the crescent moon, one is me and the other is you; The candlelight I care about flashes, where there is me and there is you; Galaxy of love, you are a cowherd and I am a weaver girl. May every day of every month be Tanabata, and snuggle in minutes!

10, honest people let the cowherd go and attract the weaver girl to heaven. Looking for someone to marry is husband and wife, with a pair of good children. Private life is illegal and angers parents in heaven. Take the weaver girl back to heaven and chase the crazy cowherd. The burden is to take two children, husband and wife and children together. The cruel queen mother has a unique skill, dividing the galaxy into husband and wife. The Queen Mother ordered them to meet on July 7th every year. Since then, the husband and wife have separated, and the world is sad. How happy we are in this world, how can husband and wife suffer this?

1 1, I dedicate the true feelings of Cowherd to you, and my hero must love his wife well; I dedicate the tenderness of the Weaver Girl to you. A good girl must be a man's partner once in a lifetime. Whether you are a good man or a good woman, you will have a good life, sweet love and good luck all your life after receiving my message!

12, Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish, let you braise it in soy sauce and steam it, and then lie in your tender stomach.

13. This is a short message from the Queen Mother. Anyone who sees it will be happy for life, lovers in love will love each other for life, and single men and women will meet happy love. I wish you all a happy Tanabata.

14, Tanabata Valentine's Day, remember to consolidate old lovers, develop new lovers, protect young lovers, beware of insiders, wish old lovers not to get old, new lovers not to run, and many young lovers not to disturb insiders! Happy Valentine's Day!

15, thank you very much for giving me the happiest time in my life. Today is Valentine's Day in China. I wish you and I love each other forever and grow old together! Kiss you deeply!

16, although far apart, my heart is connected with you; Although we don't see each other often, your voice is still in sight; When to meet and hug and taste the sweetness of love; Valentine's day, looking forward to it; Send you a short message to convey my affection!

17, you can't say it's a foreigner's day without you. Today is China Valentine's Day on Tanabata, haha!

18. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you. Happy Valentine's Day!

19, year after year, Tanabata, my heart will never change; Valentine's day day after day, my love for you is always the same; No matter how time and space change, I will never get tired of loving you; No matter how the world changes, I will always be by your side. Happy tanabata!

20, the long years are long, you and I are affectionate. The sparkling galaxy is long, and you and I are always connected. The magpie bridge is long, and you and I meet on Tanabata, which is very enjoyable. The future of happiness is very long, and love is very long in my heart.

2 1, the annual Qixi Day, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet at the Magpie Bridge. I feel deeply moved, and love can't help me leave. You and I are both ordinary people, and I want to live my whole life. Don't envy Yuanyang, live and work in peace and contentment, and have a family reunion.

22. The song of love is the happiest, and the ocean of love is the most wonderful. Bright galaxy, a star is my love for you; The vast universe, a dust is my love for you. We cherish each other on Tanabata. May you be more beautiful.

23, the moonlight is like a day, the silver frost is vast, Chinese Valentine's Day will bridge, and it is affectionate; Flowers and beautiful scenery blend together, and fairies and magpies gather on the overpass, which is refreshing! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

24. See you on the bridge of the sky. The world is round tonight. The moon rose to the willow tree, and he met me at dusk. See you at Qixi Bridge, and the friendship is endless. When you meet in silence, everything is in silence.

25, your happiness, I will pay, your confusion, I will make up, your requirements, I will meet, your willfulness, I will give in, the person who loves you most is me! I wish you a happy Tanabata, and everything will be fine.

26. I was so happy to see you just now, so comfortable to see you again, so sad to miss you, so hard to chase you, please fulfill my heart!

27. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

28, we don't do cowherd and weaver girl, because they are too far apart and meet each other too short; We should be ourselves, because you are by my side, and hold my heart firmly!

29, Tanabata arrived, the cowherd and weaver girl met in the sky, and the love songs on the ground were intoxicated, leaving me alone, trying to eavesdrop on other people's love stories and dozing off, sending you text messages to relieve boredom, wishing you sweet couples!

Legend has it that Valentine's Day on Qixi is the day when cowherd and weaver girl meet at the annual magpie bridge, and folk lovers will beg the moon for sincere and romantic love on this day. By the time you receive this message, someone has missed you a hundred times.

Tanabata Valentine's Day classic funny film 3 1, I regret many things when I grow up, but I never regret liking you.

I hope that when my white hair and teeth fall out and my face is wrinkled, you will still say you love me as before.

3, summer is coming, I want cool air, sweet strawberry ice cream, round watermelon, like you, well, it seems too greedy, then I want you to be fine!

4. Love plus love equals great love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love times infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love.

When you fall in love with someone, the chance of saying "I love you" is only 1%. How to prove that your love accounts for the other 99%?

I am familiar with all your bad habits and see through all your ugliness, but I still love you!

7. The best meeting in life is to meet you, then feel sorry for each other and smell the flowers. In your lifetime, just talk about warmth, meet as much as you like, and be safe and warm. Good morning!

8. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

9. I hope you can clarify your identity. You are my man.

10, don't be reluctant if you don't love, although I don't want to say goodbye.

1 1. It is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

12, watching you smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

13, one day, you will meet a rainbow-like gorgeous person, a heartbreaker, just like me.

14, what you really want to do is not to lose anyone.

15, the rest of my life, casual feelings and natural temperament. You came, I greeted you with my hand, and I gave you a hand when you left. I will live up to my years and meet you.

16, I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flies away like a cloud.

17, whether you are by my side or on the horizon, the thought of you in the corner of the world makes me feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable.

18 You see, so many people, such a big world. I met you, and you met me. That's great.

19, sometimes, you have to stop, wait for your heart, let your mood calm down and think about all the good things in your life. Good morning!

20. What can inspire you, warm you and touch you is not inspirational quotations and chicken soup for the soul, but people who are better than you work harder than you. Good morning!

2 1, I hope your efforts will gradually precipitate, your goals will gradually become clear, and everything will gradually develop in a good direction. Good morning!

22, chasing the unknown, relieved and confused, still maintain a constant temperature of growth. Good morning!

23. In the morning, the sound of nature awakens the sleeping soul. The sunshine filled the bed and put on warm clothes for you. Good morning!

24. Learn to live alone, no matter whether someone around you loves you or not. Do what you should do, and treat it safely with or without love.

Turn your face to the sun and you won't see the shadow.

Tanabata Valentine's Day classic funny film 4 1. As your doctor friend, I need to tell you that your IQ has dropped to the lowest level. Emotional intelligence has gone up a little, which is really unexpected! The cause is that you are in love, and the diagnosis is that you are hopeless!

2. Tanabata; Tanabata; My moment; Weaver girl; Weaver girl; My beloved wife; Heaven and earth; Millennium gathering; Alas! I love my wife.

Dear friend, I secretly brought Cupid's little arrow and sent it to you with this short message. It won't be long before you can enjoy the sweetness of love! Happy Valentine's Day!

4, a glass of wine, I wish you true love; A gentle wind, I wish you the truth; Moonlight, I wish you full of tenderness; A string of blessings, wishing you happiness; With the bridge, I wish you happiness!

If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. If your eyes blink, I will die. Hehe, happy Valentine's Day!

6. Tanabata is here. I wish all lovers will be well. I wish those who haven't found a wife meet Snow White quickly and catch the dark horse prince without a husband as soon as possible. Everyone is very happy to see my first blessing!

7, feelings are like bank deposits, quarreling is like withdrawing money, quarreling is equivalent to withdrawing money once, and one day it will be taken away! I hope we can save money every day without quarreling in the future!

8. Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

9. The moment I first saw you, my heart was burning, and I liked your lovely laughter. You are a gentle, quiet and aura girl.

10, I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

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12, my love is wine, which becomes more and more mellow with time; My love is a kind of power, and there is no limit to every minute. On this romantic Valentine's Day, I only dedicate it to my dearest you! Happy Valentine's Day!

13, how much you will suffer for a love; How many tears will be shed for the return of love! The Milky Way makes the distance beautiful, and the legend of love and hate makes the whole world know that nothing is more precious than the true feelings!

14. Do you know what I want to eat on Tanabata? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

15, the heartbeat is only a moment, but it takes a long time to forget this moment, maybe one year, two years, ten years, or even a lifetime!

16, I'm not so busy, I just want to find a part-time job. Professional love undergraduate! Specialty: Wash dishes and brush pots! Ability: I love you needless to say! Salary requirements: your heart! Ideal contract period: valid all year round and never quit!

17, Valentine's Day is coming. In view of your six unfinished business and repeated mistakes, I make the following judgment on behalf of the singles association: expulsion from membership, lifelong deprivation of single rights, happiness as prison, love as lock, life imprisonment without appeal!

18, I met you, and they like each other; Kiss you, tenderness is full of drunkenness; Hug your waist, I want to be happy; Hold hands with you, and we will be together!

19, marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing 777. Promise me?

20. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

2 1, I miss you, I miss you, the seasons pass by in a hurry, and the years bring changes, but why can't I always think of you? A heart hanging for a long time, thinking of you all the time. I wish you a happy life on Tanabata!

22. My wish is in your hand, holding deep affection as honey; My wish is in your heart, and there will always be love in your heart; My love wish comes into your eyes, full of tenderness and profound meaning. Tanabata Valentine's Day, I want to give you happiness and sweetness!

23. I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella.

24. Stupidity is my specialty, and stupidity is my ideal. When stupidity and stupidity are intertwined, it is the most beautiful paradise in my dream. Don't laugh at me, I'm so infatuated. I will love you silly and crazy until I am old!

25. On the occasion of Tanabata, on behalf of the Cowherd and Weaver Girl Chang 'e, Jade Rabbit, Jade Emperor and Heavenly Mother, I would like to say a happy holiday to the friends who are fighting in the front line of love and will soon enter the front line with the 28 stars.