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Is it really easy for couples to break up when they go to Disney?

Apart from Huangshan Mountain, the more vulgar the scenic spot, the more I like to give you Wang Mi Stone and Heart Lock.

Love is sold only when the scenery is a scenic spot where culture can't be sold.

On the contrary, those scenic spots that are quiet, beautiful or magical and lovely are easily slandered as "leaving the holy land".

For example, there is a saying in Beijing that "hold hands with Taoranting and leave Zizhuyuan", saying that it is easy for couples to break up when they go to Zizhuyuan.

In fact, if you really go to Zizhuyuan, you will understand. There are many colleges and universities nearby. Two people want to break up, but don't fly to Buenos Aires. They are all looking for a place with convenient transportation, clean and elegant, and cheap tickets. Just sit down and talk, and then leave.

In recent years, there is a legend that lovers break up when they arrive. Someone asked Master Xiong if it was true.

Tell everyone responsibly: this is nonsense.

Visiting amusement parks is a test of the relationship between lovers. If your partner is dissatisfied with you because of going to Disneyland, reflect on yourself and see if there is something you can't do.

We call the examination of combining literature, history, politics and geography comprehensive literature.

The exam that combines mathematics, science and students is called comprehensive science.

Then going to a large amusement park like Disney is an affair. Here we provide you with a "guide to identifying unreliable boyfriends by playing Disney".

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The first question: estimate the budget

The ticket price of Disney is fixed, but if young couples just calculate such figures and then rush to the park, they will definitely have a bad experience.

Some girls don't want to talk about money with their boyfriends. They feel welcome and totally unnecessary. The sooner you talk to your boyfriend about money, the better. On the one hand, we can see his economic ability and consumption habits, on the other hand, we can see his intelligence.

"Let's make a budget together", this sentence comes out, and a man who understands it should respond positively if his attitude is "Oh, nothing".

Then be careful if he is a minor.

If he is willing to join, you can use this small list to plan your trip:

traffic

(Especially, the budgets of urban transportation vary greatly. )

residence

The hotel experience in the park is better, but it will be more expensive than living outside. )

prescribe a diet

The price is clearly marked, but if you see something you really want to eat, such as chicken legs, the meal fee may exceed the standard. )

souvenir

How many people do you want to give something to? Do you want to bring gifts to your classmates and colleagues? Yesterday, a classmate left a message saying that she was scolded for bringing gifts to her girlfriend's roommate. I said, I'm not wronged at all. There's no reason to buy a gift for my girlfriend's roommate alone.

You can also ask your boyfriend to estimate the budget and see what travel looks like in his mind.

Finally, determine whether you can afford this budget, whether you can pay it now, or whether you must rely on credit cards or various lending software.

Compared with other amusement parks, Disney tickets are really a bit expensive. However, in terms of the happiness brought by those amusement projects, it is already cost-effective.

If you find that this man doesn't like going out at all, don't force him.

△ The picture comes from the official WeChat account "Spare Bear Summer Monday"

Many Disney projects are more suitable for siblings. Playing alone is also a good choice. Many times, when there is a single seat, the staff will arrange a single guest to fill it, so the waiting time will be much less.

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Question 2: Overall planning of the project

Don't go out to play with the idea that it's easy to go out without planning.

Play for a day or two, which projects must be played, and how the road map is, you must plan in advance.

You can discuss it with him. Participation and interaction will make you more loving. "You like watching chipmunks, I like watching Captain America, and we will meet here for 30 minutes ..." This plan is very good.

Of course, you can also use the excuse of "I don't want to use my head" to give it to your boyfriend to plan and see his patience and ability.

This is an adventure, he may arrange things in order, but there may be more imperfections.

Don't blame his ability. If he didn't copy any strategies, he would be familiar with them and arrange things perfectly. There is only one possibility:

I took my ex-girlfriend there.

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Question 3: Ability to find the way.

Most men are fascinated by their ability to find their way, so we can see if their boyfriends are like this.

"The sixth sense tells me to turn left at the intersection ahead!"

Don't blame him for going the wrong way, you can suggest "we will take navigation as the standard next time". (The premise is to choose a reliable navigation)

But it will be interesting to see his attitude after admitting his mistake.

Some people will be ashamed to apologize, some will talk big, and some will simply push the pot to their companions.

Boyfriend's ability to find his way is not important (he will get lost sooner or later anyway), but his attitude towards mistakes is more important.

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The fourth question: physical strength

This is a good opportunity to observe men's physical strength.

Nowadays, whether at work or at home, manual labor is less and less, and men's physical strength seems to be less important, but the necessary baseline is still needed. Of course, it's too much to test men on foot on the Sichuan-Tibet line. The power of Disney can still be tried.

People who are prone to fatigue and are easily agitated after fatigue may have physical problems.

Other men don't consider the physical strength of their female companions, the speed and intensity of walking, and they don't take care of women. Such people are also very bad.

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Question 5: consideration test

There are a group of terrible straight cancer men who like to force others to play scary projects.

Roller coasters, haunted houses and merry-go-rounds can only be enjoyable if they frighten each other to cry.

"Too red chicken! Oh ... "

In addition, high temperature, sun exposure, illness, and catching up with the physiological period may all get people into trouble. If your boyfriend doesn't care about this, it means that he is not considerate enough.

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Question 6: Workaholic, please go away.

Some people even want to bring their work into the playground, work on mobile phones, move out of the computer office, and let their girlfriends play by themselves, all kinds of office, office and business.

Busy work is understandable, but if the itinerary is set early, the work cannot be arranged in advance, indicating that the man is at the bottom or obsessed with money.

I'm afraid he won't have much time with his family in the future.