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My girlfriend sent a message saying that she didn't want to get up. What should I say about her?
1, lazy pig, you haven't got up yet. Will you wait for me to wake you with a kiss?
If you don't get up, I'll call you downstairs.
I saw a monitor installed in your house. I've seen your hair in a mess, haha, but it's still cute. Get up quickly and take you to a big meal.
I made an appointment with the store you said you wanted to eat last time. If you don't get up, the food will be mine.
Did you miss me so much that you couldn't sleep last night? Don't think about it today. I will let you have a look at it for free.
6. Have you ever heard the saying that beautiful girls like to get up early? If you don't get up, you will miss the last bus among beautiful women.
7. I'll be at your house in ten minutes. Haha, I haven't seen you without makeup. I am looking forward to it.
8. I heard that your quilt has sealed you for 500 years. Luckily, you met me in this life. Don't panic. I'm coming to save you.
9. I want to finish the cupcakes I gave you before you get up, and I won't leave you a bite.
10. Last night, I dreamed that you said you didn't want to get up. I didn't think you really didn't want to get up today. Haha, you are as stupid and cute as you dreamed.
1 1. Last time I went to your house, I put a mouse under the bed. Did you hear the squeak? Ha ha.
12, get up quickly. Your house is on fire. Come and put out the fire. Come and save this sleeping beauty.
13, get up quickly, the sun is shining on your ass, lazy pig, I heard your snoring.
14. Your mother just told me that you wet the bed. Haha, is that why you want to get up?
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