A collection of sentences suitable for self-mockery and ridicule in the circle of friends (65 articles)

Sentence 1 1. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

2. There is a cold murder hidden under my pure appearance. The scientific name of this murder case is "Man Show".

Violence cannot solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.

4. Forget the time that once existed, which once belonged to your future.

My proudest dignity was trampled by you, but I never regretted falling in love with you.

6. Imagine yourself as a mysterious figure who saves the world but hides his achievements and reputation. I fantasize about all the pink Marisol, I fantasize a lot … but it's just a fantasy. In reality, I'm not even fucking a woman

7. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

8. There are days in a month when I don't want to study.

9. The previous question about children was: Mom, how did children come into being? Now the children's question is: Mom, how can we not have children?

10. The right way in the world is vicissitudes, don't be too arrogant.

1 1. Don't make yourself cry easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you cry, you are the only one in the world who cries.

12. Seeing through is actually the last face friendship in people's hearts. After all, things are so difficult, so don't expose some things.

13.1 billion children died in paper, but after eating, they were busy moving bricks. Thousands of miles of construction site, nowhere to be sad. When the goddess saw that I shouldn't know, she bled and stabbed her heart. In the early morning, Auricularia suddenly came home, his clothes were messy and he was making up his makeup. There is nothing to say, only a thousand lines of tears. It is expected to sell souls every night, Durex and Jasper.

14. No matter what kind of feelings, meeting is a kind of fate. Even if you don't achieve the result you want in the end, don't blame yourself too much, because in this process, there have been more or less happiness around you, and there are not many feelings of right and wrong. It is great luck to understand and understand each other.

15. Needless to say, how sad I am at this moment, I wish I had a crack to hide.

17. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too seriously.

18. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

19. There are two reasons for the appearance of leftover women: First, no one despises them; Second, no one despises it.

It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

2 1. Sensitive people love to entertain foolish ideas, while soft-hearted people love to ask for it.

Sentences 2, 22 suitable for making friends laugh at themselves. There are four kinds of income: crazy work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is madness. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

23. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!

24. Who says that being single is not good? Love is precious, and the price of freedom is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away.

25. I'm so stupid, really. All I know is that an old lady who falls on the street can't easily help. I don't know if the seemingly poor hitchhiker is actually more dangerous. It's only personal behavior for some old ladies to cheat others, but fishing law enforcement is not alone, with a team behind him. It's an out-and-out organized and premeditated behavior. I don't know when I am in danger, but I also take the initiative to jump into the trap. I wonder how many law enforcement officers are laughing at me for being stupid.

I don't know how I broke your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe I'm sentimental, and I really don't know how to make it up.

27. In the face of love, am I thorough? The bottom failed.

28. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.

29. Faith can only be meaningful if it is trampled.

30. You said you were lonely, just like the long star that shone on thirteen state capitals a long time ago.

3 1. Buying a computer without broadband is like having wine and meat, and becoming a monk before eating.

It's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.

33. I am most afraid that you say good night to me, but tell another person that you can't sleep.

34. I am incompetent and can't make you like me.

35. Being single for too long will really forget that you may have a girlfriend.

36. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: If I had worn that dress more, if I had enough courage to tell him … how happy I would be.

37. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

38. There is a kind of face called widescreen.

39. I am a wolf from the south. This society never appreciates this style, preferring moderation and stability. So I have been working hard for decades.

40. This is the last time I cry and laugh.

4 1. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

42. I have been wandering, but I have never seen the ocean.

The third sentence is suitable for making friends laugh at themselves. 43. After experiencing wealth and glory, fame and fortune are the crown and power is the scepter. Who knows the loneliness behind me?

44. Actually, girl, I still care about you. Don't keep everything in your heart.

One day, you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds, your money and your good girl.

46. If you love someone who doesn't love yourself, even if you give everything, including your life, you will be moved, grateful and guilty at most.

47. In the poker game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.

48. Please be old and don't pull me with inferior thread in the future. It will be broken from time to time.

49. I like to make friends with 2B, as long as I get along well with anyone who says I'm stupid.

50. I didn't expect that my white hair would grow again after a long time in Qingyun.

5 1. Our biggest rival in love is not the third party, but the years.

52. If you don't want to, don't mind. If you get it, you lose it. If someone goes, someone will come.

53. I'm not afraid of dark clouds following me, and I'm not afraid of going alone. I am afraid that I will stop here, afraid of progress, afraid of unknown thorns.

54. I just found out that after walking for so long, I was the only one who accompanied me to the end.

55. When people face happiness, they will suddenly become timid. In fact, it takes more courage to grasp happiness than to endure pain.

56. I was alone a long time ago, and I am still alone after a long time.

57. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.

58. I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.

59. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

60. I thought I could get better with my heart, but in your heart, I am nothing.

6 1. I expect your forgiveness with regret. This kind of waiting is a kind of pain, and forgetting is also a kind of pain, but I don't know what to do. This is a more tormenting pain.

62. Everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, and the whole world is turbid and I wake up alone!

63. I fell asleep while eating. Yes, I have reached the peak of laziness. How depressing! After the summit, there is nothing to fight for.

64. Not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

A collection of mood sentences suitable for making friends with poor performance (60 articles)

Poor performance is suitable for sending friends. Sentence 1 1. It is not easy to start a business, and only you know all kinds of sadness! The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret!

2. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance. Life is not a word, life is not a thing, learn to endure, learn to let go, and learn to forgive.

The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. The gentle evening breeze will surely blow away a lot of unhappiness.

The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. The road to entrepreneurship is full of hardships. You may be anxious because you can't sell goods, you may be sad because your most trusted employees leave, you may be anxious because you can't complete orders for various reasons, you may be anxious because customers don't pay back the money, you may be sad because you don't have time to spend with your parents and children ... all these will make you feel that it is difficult to start a business.

The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. This society is winner-takes-all, and losers have nothing. Society will always be a hero who only talks about success or failure.

6. At this age when there is nothing but time, are you willing to waste time instead of struggling?

7. Life is fair. Even if you have suffered a lot, as long as you persist, you will certainly gain something. Even if you fail in the end, you will gain an experience that no one else has. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret!

8. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! It is said that people are poor, stupid enough to get hurt, lazy enough to get rich, and bitter enough to help others.

9. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! If you don't bite the bullet and break through the difficulties, the company will be finished.

10. The company's performance is not up to standard. I feel that I have not paid enough. Nobody cares, just run the company well.

1 1. Without performance and bad mood, be yourself in life and touch the future of life. Every wonderful and touching will change more futures because of your own life. A person can be poor and lazy, but not too simple.

12. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! Deal with people, listen more and talk less. That's why God gave us a mouth and two ears.

13. This month passed unconsciously and there was no performance. After all, there are still some regrets. I don't want a bright future, but I want to end it without regrets.

14. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! Behind the success, there are unknown choices that make people sad.

15. The performance is not up to standard and the mood is low, but the heart is one inch wide and the road is ten feet wide.

16. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! All my life, there are always people who look down on themselves, but if I want to look up to everyone and everyone, there are always many things wrong. If I want to be forgiven by others, I must learn to forgive everyone in my life.

17. This month passed unconsciously and there was no performance. After all, there are still some regrets. Entrepreneurship is not a stage, it is my life.

18. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! The road ahead is getting narrower and narrower. I have to go out and start a business, maybe I can succeed, otherwise I can only wait for unemployment.

19. The company's performance is not up to standard. I feel that I have not paid enough. Being a man, you can't always give and do things, always follow the trend, always understand and learn, always ask for and change, and always follow a routine.

20. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! It is difficult to start a business, and I am very tired and speechless.

Poor performance is suitable for sending friends. Second sentence 2 1. The performance was not completed, leaving me with tears of regret! Crossing people is a kind of practice, change, dedication, nature, duty, ability and destiny.

22. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance. Many people fail, and they don't know how close they are to success when they give up.

23. If you have a bad career, you can't cheer up. If you want to live happily, you must learn to be simple; If you want to live happily, you must learn to be content; If you want to live chic, you have to learn to be confused!

24. Unfortunately, the performance has never been completed. Major events and minor events are past tense; New things, old things, things in my heart, it's not a thing to get over it!

25. People who have never started a business will never know the ups and downs, let alone the pain of failure. The performance is not up to standard and the mood is low.

26. If you have a bad career, you can't cheer up. In this life, it takes a year or two to learn to speak, but it takes a lifetime to learn to speak. It's easier said than done. Some things should not be said. We can't talk about them. If we talk about them, we will hurt ourselves. We should have said something, but forgot to say it, and finally hurt ourselves.

27. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. Wait, don't go, think, don't ask, don't tell, go away, people are very tired, but don't be too tired.

28. If your performance is not up to standard and you are depressed, but you can't bear the blow of failure, then don't start a business.

29. The career is not smooth, the mood is low, and the spirit is not good, listless and decadent.

Activists believe that only by pushing themselves can the world be promoted, and only by pushing themselves can the world be promoted.

3 1. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance. If two people have business, they can't be friends anymore!

32. This month passed unconsciously and there was no performance. After all, there are still some regrets. I only hope that the world can be cruel and small, so small that I can see you when I turn around.

33. I didn't work hard enough, I wasn't strong enough, and my performance was not up to standard this month. After all, there are still some regrets!

34. As long as you are unwilling, it is not time to give up.

35. To all those who fail to start a business, let go of pride, turn pride into pride, hold your head high, and don't be looked down upon! The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough.

36. After all, it is a pity that there is no performance. The main sign of genius is not perfection, but creation. Only in this way can God create a new situation.

37. If you have a bad career, you won't be able to get up. All the bitterness and helplessness will pass with time!

38. The world will make way for people with goals and foresight.

39. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! Entrepreneurship is full of passion and pain.

40. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough.

Poor performance is suitable for sending friends. The third sentence is 4 1. Unfortunately, the performance has never been completed. Meditation is not impetuous; Try not to regret it.

42. If you have no achievements and are in a bad mood, you should pay more attention to the improvement of your self-cultivation and the training of skills outside your daily work. With the wide application of computer technology, in order not to be eliminated by society, we must strengthen the training and improvement of computer technology. Enterprise training and personal training are indispensable. I personally recommend a good training institution: the Training Center of Computing Institute of Chinese Academy of Sciences.

43. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. The biggest challenge and breakthrough lies in employing people, and the biggest breakthrough in employing people lies in trusting people.

44. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. The lazier a person is, the more things he will do tomorrow.

45. You never know how much you like someone unless you see him with someone else.

46. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy to be covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

47. Entrepreneurs have really changed our lives in a short time. If you have a bad career, you won't be able to get up.

48. The performance is not up to standard and the mood is low, but the road to starting a business is extremely dangerous, and success is by no means easy.

49. If you don't behave, you will be in a bad mood. Change it, struggle, work hard, be yourself in life, pay your touched heart, everything will change, everything will change.

50. The unfinished performance made me shed tears of regret! Failure is not terrible, what is terrible is your blind optimism.

5 1. There is no performance, but there are still some regrets after all. The ability of life lies in serving others wholeheartedly, and the quality of life lies in discovering the advantages of others with your heart and affirming them in time.

52. My grades are not up to standard, and I feel depressed, but my endurance is better than my brain.

53. This month passed unconsciously and there was no performance. After all, there are still some regrets. Talking too much is a kind of injury, and asking too much is a kind of feeling. Being moved by life and erasing the only truth and feeling is just a kind of loss.

54. Unfortunately, the performance has never been completed. Entrepreneurship is a hard process. You must endure torture and loneliness.

55. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance. Entrepreneurship may fail, but dare to start again.

56. The company's performance is not up to standard, and I feel that I have not paid enough. It is a state of mind to tide over difficulties. If you want to cross, you can cross.

57. Life is full of business opportunities. If you don't find them, it's because you lack a pair of eyes to find them. No performance, in a bad mood

58. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance. If you screw up a thing, try to do it well.

59. Summarizing successful experiences can make people more and more intelligent, and summarizing the reasons for failure can make people more and more cautious. If the performance is not up to standard, you should make a commission on the performance.

60. The biggest failure is to give up, the biggest enemy is yourself, and the biggest opponent is time.

Collect self-deprecating copywriting sentences suitable for friends circle.

Self-deprecating copywriting sentence 1 suitable for friends circle. When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between guns and machine guns.

Girl, actually I still care about you. Don't keep everything in your heart.

The biggest shame and distress is when you can't defend everything you love and live for.

Don't care if you don't want to. If you get it, you will lose it. If you leave, someone will come.

5. Men are dumped, and the problem of money; Women are dumped, they look bad, I am dumped, and you are fucking crazy.

6. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following!

7. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

8. I am not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.

9. If you are happy, you are unhappy. If you get cheap, you lose.

10. No, no, no, no,no. I have parents and girls who are concerned about me.

1 1. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

12. Sometimes I really want to get drunk, wake up, go to a distant place where no one knows me, and then start all over again.

13. What kind of environmental pressure forced our distant ancestors to stand up?

14. There are more than 1000 traditional cross talks. After our efforts, there are still 400 yuan left …

15. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

16. Don't be silly. One person's efforts will never determine the relationship between two people. If you are not the one who sleeps with you, you can't be your sweetheart.

17. People who make mistakes are actually full of self-blame, anxiety and shame. If the other party doesn't blame, it will give birth to some gratitude and relief.

18. I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.

19. I loved, hated, resented and angry. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.

20. In the past, everyone always called me poor diaosi, short and poor, short, fat and ugly. Today, I know that I can have a more appropriate name-dohihara!

It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

22. Faith is meaningful only if it is trampled.

23. I eat and lose weight every day, and you say I have no perseverance.

Nothing makes people feel more guilty and sad than not being able to contact you in the middle of the night and not suffering for you.

25. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

26. 12 Your existence is to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !

27. After that, you are in the south and I am in the north, and the wind and rain do not recognize each other, and the mountains and rivers do not meet.

28. Our biggest rival in love is not a third party, but time.

29. This appearance has the greatest impact on the network speed, and it consumes a lot of memory.

30. If you are unlucky, what can you expect? Lying in bed, I dare not turn over, but I still touched my head.

3 1. People who smell the same will always encounter the problem of time.

32. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.

33. Single reason: I liked a person originally; I like being alone now.

34. If you are in love, you will cry every day and be unhappy. You have to stop and ask yourself whether you found someone or an onion.

35. I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me for the rest of my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.

36. The previous question about children was: Mom, how did children come into being? Now the children's question is: Mom, how can we not have children?

37. Nothing is easy nowadays. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

38. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

39. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

40. When we were children, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

Collect self-deprecating copywriting sentences 3 4 1 suitable for friends circle. Forgive my indifference, but I have no choice in the face of this world. .....

42. Be happy for the sake of happiness and sad for the sake of sadness.

43. Write a long poem without your name for the rest of your life.

One day, you will meet a girl who doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds, your money and your good girl.

45. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

46. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

47. You are not worried that no one will love you, but that no one will love you the way you want. In the end, you will find that your worry is right: no one can love you the way you want, except yourself. zhang defen

48. I am single: I like a person; I like being alone now.

49. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

50. It's not terrible to be almost squeezed into a photo on the bus. The scary thing is taking pictures with disgusting men.

5 1. After the pain and regret, what am I left, a scarred self?

52. Inner desolation and despair cannot be leveled by time.

53. Even staying up late is a person. Go to bed early. No one says good night to you, and no one is reluctant to let you stay up late.

54. I try to lose weight every day except when I eat, and you say I have no perseverance?

55. I have experienced everything. Is it time for God to send someone near me?

56. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!

57. It seems that I am drunk and only 18 years old. -Li Zhi's pencil

58. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

59. I always feel like mud, and when it rains, it becomes mushy.

60. When people face happiness, they will suddenly become timid. It takes more courage to grasp happiness than to endure pain.

Stories suitable for making friends during the cold war.

Say a circle of friends suitable for the cold war-1. It's not that no one is nice to me. Why should I be wronged to please everywhere?

2. liking someone who can't be together is like having an oral ulcer in your mouth, but you can't help licking it even though you know it will hurt. I refused everyone's ambiguity, just waiting for an uncertain future: I bet on the happiness of my life, how can you let me lose?

If the memory becomes a fragment, it is because it is full of heartache.

4. Holding your hand, listening to the rain among the flowers, landing with a romantic voice: holding hands with Whitehead, reading and drinking tea, it's fun and harmonious, caring for each other: after a spring rain, I feel as deep as ever after stepping through autumn and winter. I love you until I stop breathing!

Before feelings come, life is carefree: the most painful thing is exams and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but looking back later, it was so small.

6. I thought I was cruel, but in fact I am not as good as one tenth of you.

7. Things that we thought would never be forgotten were forgotten in the process of our obsession.

I don't believe a word of those things that go back in time, but when I make up my homework, I think a lot.

9. I have learned a lot and put down a lot.

10. The story can be repeated, but the time has passed.

1 1. Why do people who secretly love summon up the courage to say that I like you, but think you are playing a prank?

12. You said not to hear my name again. Why did you turn your head?

13. I, I want to put a mountain of love stories in a spring water in March. Then, ah, I'll tell you over the mountains.

14. I miss our time together.

15. You must live a happy life so as not to waste my embarrassing exit!

16. I sent my heart to the wrong address. Please give it back to me now!

17. That's it. Which role I am, what I said, will anyone remember?

Say a circle of friends during the Cold War 18. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don't want to quarrel, don't want a cold war, and I don't want to have a second regret with you. Honey, okay.

19. Life is not easy. Bow your head when you bow your head. Give in when it's time. Only by standing up to grievances can we become great weapons; only by standing up to tests can we win dignity. If you don't give in, you will lose ground one by one: passionate fighting will only reduce your value. Self-esteem is not given by others, but by yourself.

20. The most boring feeling is not being a stranger, but a gradually unfamiliar attitude.

2 1. When I say to you: You play. In fact, how I hope you can reply to me: you are very important and I will accompany you.

22. I just want a warm hug, even if it is only for a short second.

Thank you for making my heart beat, but now only my heart hurts.

I can't get used to it without him, because I have never been used to having him.

25. Some things are not that I don't care, but that I care. What should I do?

26. I like egg tart, but I bought muffins. I like heavy snow, but I moved to the south. I like loneliness, but I met you. The best thing in life should be a mistake.

27. As long as you believe in yourself completely, any difficulty will not last long.

I sent you a bunch of flowers when you left. Flowers are my smiles, and green leaves are my eternal thoughts.

29. Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today.

30. What regrets, what feelings, what love at first sight are just excuses for icing on the cake.

3 1. The world doesn't care about your self-esteem, only cares about your grades, and then emphasizes your feelings.

32. Everyone's heart is an ocean, shining with bottomless blue.

33. I have two selves, one is cold and the other is warm. I will treat you as you treat me.

34. People's peach blossom luck, like the physiological cycle, comes and goes.

I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me.

I have a chance to win the cold war with him. I used to take the initiative to admit my mistake. Can I hold on this time? Strangers give me courage.

37. Some people say that if you really want something, just let it go. If it comes back to you, it will always be yours.

38. Always give too much patience and care to outsiders and too much impatience and temper to family members.

39. In the past, there were many passionate pictures. After all, they can't compete with the broken string of time.

40. The feeling of missing you is like the wind, which has disturbed my day and night. It can't blow away your face, nor can it blow away my love and hate for you.

4 1. Only after right and wrong happened did I regret complaining about my careless words.

42. Who has experienced the feeling that the neglected person among the three people will be excluded even if he walks in the middle?

When we meet again, I won't cry. I'll prove it to you. I'm fine without you.

44. If the director lets Big Wolf eat a sheep, the ratings will definitely skyrocket.

45. Who says people want happiness? It seems that happiness is chosen by others.

46. You don't know that you are the protagonist in my diary. I fell in love before dating, during the cold war, made up, and broke up until now.

47. Things that took a long time to figure out will eventually be overturned because of out-of-control emotions.

48. The only thing that can save you is yourself. You don't have to dwell on external judgment, fall into the eyes of others and distort yourself to please the world.

49. I would rather laugh mercilessly than cry bitterly.

50. Your lies are always so beautiful. Finally, I feel very bitter. Is it my innocence or your ignorance?

5 1. Things can't be said dead. Some things are always worth trying.

52. Give me courage. After 520, should I confess to him?