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Humorous girl character talk about bullying the person I like, or I will rob your man.

1. Bully the person I like, or I will rob your man.

Ever since you said you loved me, even the stars have lit up my sky.

Don't squeeze into the world where you can't get in. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

4. Now the common problems of teachers are partial protection of learning hegemony, punishment of copying books, corporal punishment of students, sudden questions and massive homework. Teacher, why did you give up treatment!

Don't you dare tell me loudly that no one in this world is qualified to be with me except you.

6. There is a kind of missing, which is called avoiding and not seeing.

7. When others laugh at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly. If you turn your back, people will say that you can't take a joke.

8. I can always play your supporting role with a smile and suffer behind your back ~

9. I dare not speak when I am wronged, and my mouth is full of tears.

10. In our hearts, love and loneliness are actually the same feeling. They are always inseparable.

1 1. I want to fall in love with someone who thinks like me.

12. Who can tell me, uh-huh, how to reply afterwards?

13. I want to meet the person who said this. I am very happy in my life.

14. It perfectly interprets the heart-wrenching melody on you.

15. I watched him put his coat on her shoulder with envy.

16. Hehe, you don't love me anymore. Do I have to thank you for letting me leave?

17. Daughters are always brought up for marriage.

18. When I am dying, I will give my account a super Q and a ten-year membership, so that my account can be kept on your list for ten years, and my signature will be changed to: I will wait for you.

19. Don't judge me by my past. I'm not who I used to be.

20. I really can't keep everyone I don't want to lose.

2 1. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. What do I realize about satisfaction?

Tell me, can I believe anything you say?

Sometimes, we choose to keep our distance from someone, not because we don't care, but because we clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

24. You shine on me like the sun and give me warmth. You throw cold water on me like the moon and make me feel cold.

25. When I grow up, that home is not my own after all.

I still love him, even though he failed in many ways.

He wanted to get her heart, but when he got it, he let go.

28. You must have tried to read what you wrote before, and then you felt childish and ridiculous, but it made you feel distressed.

29. When it faded, when I heard that name again, I felt like crying.

30. Wear headphones with the loudest volume, so that you won't listen to other things or feel anything else. That's good.

3 1. I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

32. I still dare not mention you and miss you. I'm afraid memories will be too crowded.

When you are poor, when you are sick, when you can't give each other happiness, will you let each other live?

34. A few years later, the person I want to marry wants to be you, and the desire is you, it must be you, and it can only be you.

35. If a person doesn't even have the minimum cleanliness, he is in trouble.

36. You may forget the people you laughed with, but you will never forget the people you cried with.

37. After breaking up, I don't want anything. I just hope you have a worse lover in the future.

38. Seeing happiness leave me. I have no right to refuse.

39. My heart hurts. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know who I feel sorry for?

40. Love or not love is more than just an answer.

4 1. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them every day, but you know, they will always be there.

If you don't laugh at me for being out of tune, I'll give you a unique love song in the world.

You have never done anything for me, but you are sad for her.

Wechat classic character: bully me if you are unhappy. Anyway, I like you so much.

1. You look so good. What's the use of eggs besides being my object?

2. I was once lost in your world; Now in the world without you, I have found a better self.

There is a kind of love: wherever you go, I will stop by.

The more brains, the fewer friends. The less brains you have, the more people you will play with.

I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating little monsters. However, the reality is that mice play with cats, sheep play with wolves, and two bears kill Logger Vick.

6. The more considerate you are, the less others care about your grievances and temper.

7. Some people leave early just to let the future people come early.

8. All efforts are not to make others think you are great, but to make yourself look up to yourself.

9. You can bully me if you are unhappy. I like you very much anyway.

10. I suddenly understand what it means to say something important three times. Generally speaking, Weibo said it once, space said it once, and friends said it once.

1 1. It's better to be a friend than not to be a friend, and it's better to be a lover than to let go.

12. Youth is like this. It seems that living is a waste, so it is better to waste it on you.

13. If I can't hold an umbrella for you, then I will accompany you in the rain.

14. I only have one youth. I don't want to disappoint anyone. You are sincere to me.

15. The classmate you haven't contacted for a long time suddenly added your friend. Don't think too much. In addition to borrowing money, she began to do purchasing.

16. If I don't philander, how can I be worthy of your easy virtue snake heart?

17. All the stories between the eyebrows are either affectionate or reluctant.

18. Not afraid of radiation, tired eyes, waking up in the middle of the night, and missing any news and news from you.

19. Are you still waiting for that person? Waiting to be loved or waiting to give up!

20. If the person I love wants to leave me, I can only say two words: OK. Never ask why. How could you do this to me? What did I do wrong? Now that you have decided to leave, there must be a reason why you are ready. Everything I leave will not belong to me. Good luck.

2 1. You can dare to do emotional things, but you really can't take them lightly.

22. When I don't like you, even if you fuck women all over the street, I don't care.

If you haven't experienced my past, don't comment on my present easily.

24. If you don't lose weight, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face long?

25. Don't be so delicate and artificial in front of me, lose your temper, put on a face and criticize me. If you have any questions about me, just speak out. Since I dare not say, what can I do?

26. I won't see you off if you go, but come, no matter how stormy it is, I will pick you up.

27. Don't ask about the scenery that has passed.

28. My world is not big, and I am too lazy to expand it, but you have decided to go out and never want to come back.

29. You don't need to like it, let alone hate it.

30. Some people say that you are false, so how much truth did he give you? Some people say that you have changed. How long has it been since he cared about you? Someone misunderstood you, which means that he doesn't know you at all. Some people are suitable for your company, while others simply forget it. Thank them for pointing out your life so hard. You'll be fine. It has nothing to do with them.

3 1. Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me!

32. If you haven't loved a few scum, how can you know to shop around?

33. Change my heart and give me a heart of stone, and I will smile and watch the people who hurt me go to hell.

34. This king's country is more than enough to support you.

35. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or cold me with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. What I want is black and white, direct and neat.

Don't say you're sorry if you're not sincere. You are the best apology!

37. Later, she was brave and terrible, and she was not bad at alcohol, tobacco and swearing.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

39. Don't abandon those who accompany you, and don't accompany those who don't like you.

40. You say you like rain, but you take an umbrella when it rains. You say you like sunshine, but when it is sunny, you hide in a cool place. You say you like the wind, but when it is windy, you close the window. So I'm afraid you'll say you like me, too.

Humorous girl's character

1. Bully the person I like, or I will rob your man.

Ever since you said you loved me, even the stars have lit up my sky.

Don't squeeze into the world where you can't get in. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

4. Now the common problems of teachers are partial protection of learning hegemony, punishment of copying books, corporal punishment of students, sudden questions and massive homework. Teacher, why did you give up treatment!

Don't you dare tell me loudly that no one in this world is qualified to be with me except you.

6. There is a kind of missing, which is called avoiding and not seeing.

7. When others laugh at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly. If you turn your back, people will say that you can't take a joke.

8. I can always play your supporting role with a smile and suffer behind your back ~

9. I dare not speak when I am wronged, and my mouth is full of tears.

10. In our hearts, love and loneliness are actually the same feeling. They are always inseparable.

1 1. I want to fall in love with someone who thinks like me.

12. Who can tell me how to reply after "mm-hmm"

13. I want to meet the person who said this. I am very happy in my life.

14. It perfectly interprets the heart-wrenching melody on you.

15. I watched him put his coat on her shoulder with envy.

16. Hehe, you don't love me anymore. Do I have to thank you for letting me leave?

17. Daughters are always brought up for marriage.

18. When I am dying, I will give my account a super Q and a ten-year membership, so that my account can be kept on your list for ten years, and my signature will be changed to: I will wait for you.

19. Don't judge me by my past. I'm not who I used to be.

20. I really can't keep everyone I don't want to lose.

2 1. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. What do I realize about satisfaction?

Tell me, can I believe anything you say?

Sometimes, we choose to keep our distance from someone, not because we don't care, but because we clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

24. You shine on me like the sun and give me warmth. You throw cold water on me like the moon and make me feel cold.

25. When I grow up, that home is not my own after all.

I still love him, even though he failed in many ways.

He wanted to get her heart, but when he got it, he let go.

28. You must have tried to read what you wrote before, and then you felt childish and ridiculous, but it made you feel distressed.

29. When it faded, when I heard that name again, I felt like crying.

30. Wear headphones with the loudest volume, so that you won't listen to other things or feel anything else. That's good.

3 1. I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

32. I still dare not mention you and miss you. I'm afraid memories will be too crowded.

When you are poor, when you are sick, when you can't give each other happiness, will you let each other live?

34. A few years later, the person I want to marry wants to be you, and the desire is you, it must be you, and it can only be you.

35. If a person doesn't even have the minimum cleanliness, he is in trouble.

36. You may forget the people you laughed with, but you will never forget the people you cried with.

37. After breaking up, I don't want anything. I just hope you have a worse lover in the future.

38. Seeing happiness leave me. I have no right to say "no"

39. My heart hurts. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know who I feel sorry for?

40. Love or not love is more than just an answer.

4 1. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them every day, but you know, they will always be there.

If you don't laugh at me for being out of tune, I'll give you a unique love song in the world.

You have never done anything for me, but you are sad for her.

2020 is in a hot mood: bully me if you are unhappy. I like you so much anyway.

1. I am an emotional madman, changing my mood for you hundreds of times every day.

2. The best friendship doesn't start in kindergarten, but never ends after it starts.

What I am not good at is comfort and retention, so don't feel bad and don't leave.

4. Efforts may not be successful, but giving up will definitely fail.

I miss those years, the future is too far away to have a shape, and we are too simple to care about.

6. Most of the things you have been waiting for too long are not what you originally wanted.

7. When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

8. How many reasons do you have to find to convince the wound in your heart?

9. If you don't take the initiative, you lose. If you take the initiative, he will not cherish it. This is the heart.

10. How many people fall in love under the banner of friendship, and how many people tell the truth in a joke.

Time is like a silent thief, stealing everything.

12. In your life, at least once, you lost your reserve, put down your self-esteem and destroyed all your principles for one person.

13. I dare not look into your eyes, because I am afraid that every look in my eyes is a confession.

14. When I was young, I had many dreams. When I grow up, I only dare to dream and dare not think.

15. The world won't treat you well just because you are miserable.

16. The real bull ratio is not how much background you have, but how many people you are!

17. Friendship can further become love, but love is no longer a friend after taking a step back.

18. What is restored will never return to its original state.

19. We all stumble and grow up in time, and then leave the original appearance bit by bit.

No matter how beautifully I weave the future, I can't resist the repeated pull of reality.

2 1. You know, when you miss the past, people in the past have no time to wait for you.

22. I want a lot of love, if not, I want a lot of money.

23. I won't keep anyone who tries to abandon me, just as I won't chew my chewing gum again.

24. Family is always disappointed, and there is no need for unnecessary care.

25. The math teacher came in and said that the PE teacher was ill, so this class was math. At this time, the PE teacher pushed the door in and saw the math teacher say, am I sick again?

26. Those who are called friends by my parents are my unique youth.

27. It's more elegant than irrelevant.

28. Only when you are not drunk can you understand that there is water running in the wine, and only when you can't sleep can you remember who lives in your heart.

29. Everyone who once loved deeply shuttled through life in memory and reality.

30. Many people secretly criticize me, saying that I am sleek and sophisticated. In fact, I only know one thing. If I don't protect myself, no one in this world will protect me.

3 1. Even your period will leave you when you are old, let alone a person.

32. My kindness to you is different from others. I have an intention. My biggest attempt is that you love me too.

33. The world does not lack me, and my world lacks you.

34. I'm looking for lost memories. Speak human words. I am reviewing.

35. I started listening to some old songs and reading some old books. I started to collect some yellowed photos. I don't like telling others as much as I used to. I began to see the indifference and indifference of others. I began to let the pain bloom in my heart. I began to keep my tears from seeing the light outside. I'm starting to care too much. I began to learn to love myself the most. Tell me, am I growing up or old?

36. If you have experienced real isolation, you will understand that tears are the most useless thing.

37. How many people say they can't live without you, and then where are they?

When someone insults you, remember that a lion won't turn around because he hears a dog barking.

39. You can bully me if you are unhappy. I like you very much anyway.

40. Don't eat the things in the spoon, look at the things in the pot, look at the things in the basin, think about the things in the bowl, and remember what is not in the pot.