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Without asking for anything in return. What if I can't give it back?
1. We are not angels, so we won't smile at everyone; We are not demons, and we will not do everything so well! We are no longer children. We can't buy lollipops. We need at least five, no, ten, twenty! We are not children any more, and we can't be persuaded by a few sweet words. We need at least two thousand gold, no, one hundred and two thousand, no, one million and two thousand! We are no longer children. If you don't buy delicious food, I will go with you. We need at least five kilograms of rice, no, five hundred kilograms, no, five thousand kilograms! We are not children anymore. I won't go with you if you carry a basin. At least one ton of rice, no, a hundred tons, no, a thousand tons! 6. We are no longer children. If you say you like daytime, I won't go with you. We need a house with at least 1000 square meters, no,1000 square meters, no, 10000 square meters! 7. We are no longer children. If you say to bring me here, I won't go with you. At least one plane ticket, no, one hundred! 8. We are no longer children. You didn't say we would be together forever. At least we need a future, no, a world!
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