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Chatting with my little nephew every day.

Today, my four-year-old nephew asked me

(1) Little nephew: "Auntie, when will you go home?"

? Me: "During the Chinese New Year"

? Little nephew: "Then you are old."

? Me: ". . . . . "

(2)? Me: "Let your mother have a sister to play with you, ok?"

Little nephew: "no, aunt, why don't you have children?"

Me: "I will have it when my aunt gets married."

Little nephew: "Then why don't you get married?"

Me: ". . . . . . . "

(3) Me: "Do you want to raise an aunt in the future?"

? Little nephew: "Yes, all pocket money is given to my aunt."

? Me: "Good boy"

Little nephew: "You should eat less. You can eat too much and spend not enough. "

Me: ". . . . . . "

(4) Little nephew: "Go home quickly, mother will speak ill of you."

? Me: "? What did you say? "

? Little nephew: "Say you are ugly, there are many ugly words."

? Me: "Do you think aunt looks good?"

? Little nephew: "I feel a little ugly, too."

? Me: ". . . "

? "I am very sad."

? Little nephew: "Then you look a little good-looking."

? Me: ". . . . . . . "

(5) Little nephew: "Auntie, we all miss you."

? Me: "I miss you, too"

? Little nephew: "When will you come back?"

? Me: "Auntie, try to come back as soon as possible"

? Little nephew: "I see my little aunt is meeting someone."

? "Aunt, you also bring one back to play with me."

? Me: ". . . . . . "

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