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Chatting with my little nephew every day.
(1) Little nephew: "Auntie, when will you go home?"
? Me: "During the Chinese New Year"
? Little nephew: "Then you are old."
? Me: ". . . . . "
(2)? Me: "Let your mother have a sister to play with you, ok?"
Little nephew: "no, aunt, why don't you have children?"
Me: "I will have it when my aunt gets married."
Little nephew: "Then why don't you get married?"
Me: ". . . . . . . "
(3) Me: "Do you want to raise an aunt in the future?"
? Little nephew: "Yes, all pocket money is given to my aunt."
? Me: "Good boy"
Little nephew: "You should eat less. You can eat too much and spend not enough. "
Me: ". . . . . . "
(4) Little nephew: "Go home quickly, mother will speak ill of you."
? Me: "? What did you say? "
? Little nephew: "Say you are ugly, there are many ugly words."
? Me: "Do you think aunt looks good?"
? Little nephew: "I feel a little ugly, too."
? Me: ". . . "
? "I am very sad."
? Little nephew: "Then you look a little good-looking."
? Me: ". . . . . . . "
(5) Little nephew: "Auntie, we all miss you."
? Me: "I miss you, too"
? Little nephew: "When will you come back?"
? Me: "Auntie, try to come back as soon as possible"
? Little nephew: "I see my little aunt is meeting someone."
? "Aunt, you also bring one back to play with me."
? Me: ". . . . . . "
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