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Satire the best sentence of his predecessor, euphemistically scold love rat's sentence.

Remember to cover your mouth when you laugh. Be careful of your false teeth.

Second, she and I really have nothing.

Seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.

Five, some things don't want to happen but have to accept; Some people can't lose but have to let go. Sometimes we are not waiting for anyone or anything, but waiting for time to change ourselves.

Six, those Miss love rat might as well have a dog. At least, the dog is sincere to you, and love rat will stab you with a knife.

Seven, girls can have no earth-shattering achievements, but they must have the ability to support themselves, if for no other reason, just because they will not be unable to live after meeting love rat.

Eight, people do not know happiness in happiness, until one day bitter. Therefore, there is always bitterness in sweetness, misfortune in happiness, and people who can feel happiness the most. Therefore, the faint friendship between gentlemen can last for a long time, and the love that is at arm's length is the most unforgettable.

Please think about it, do you have the strength to compete with me? I don't want to spend half a day with a disabled person.

I don't want to keep you. You deserve better than me.

Xi。 If you meet love rat, it doesn't matter. The important thing is that after you meet love rat, you can meet a lover. But who can guarantee that another love rat will just jump from one fire pit to another?

12. We hate love rat, because they destroy not only feelings, but also a person's enthusiasm for life and yearning for the future. If you are aware of this trap, you must know how to avoid it. Don't listen to those ugly words. You're amazing. Don't bear the mistakes that don't belong to you.

Thirteen, my mother won't let us be together.

Fourteen, I have only met one love rat in these years, that is, the kind who loves money like life and is very calculating. Fortunately, recognize the truth in time and stay away as soon as possible. Everyone else is lucky not to have met. I've been in love with my husband since I was a student, and I haven't achieved anything yet. He is not the best man, but he is definitely the best husband. I am willing to do everything for me. I am obedient. I really feel lucky to meet him every day to clean up my messy house.

You are very kind, but I don't deserve you.

Your mouth stinks worse than the water in the sewer. You'd better go out less in the future

17. The woman inherited the dog whip from love rat, and love rat happened to be born under the woman's dog whip and inherited the mistress's dog whip.

18. Don't tell me when you break up: In fact, you are very careless, so why did you dump me?

Sometimes you need to accept the fact that some things will never go back to the way they were before.

20. It's the wife's fault that men cheat. It's not your fault that you are frustrated because your wife is not good-looking. Who told you to drink more Fuyanjie?

Twenty-one, you exude this word from your appearance to bone marrow cells and genes!

22. Do you find that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

Twenty-three, you are willing to be someone else's toilet paper, and people still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and your toilet paper is difficult to scratch your ass.

24. Rabbit God bless everything. There are bills every day, and money is rolling in. Financial problems can be solved smoothly. Wish my parents and children health and safety. Bless me to stay away from love rat and live the life I want.

25. Don't think that just because what you say is different from others will attract my attention.

Twenty-six, fuck you. Mom dug you up. Mom smiled.

Twenty-seven, girls want to stay away from love rat, first of all, should have self-esteem, self-reliance, self-love, and establish a correct outlook on life, values and honor and disgrace. You bet your youth and beauty that tomorrow's people will play with flowers and plants, and in the end you will suffer. As long as you can stand the temptation, endure loneliness and see clearly, good people know how to break hooligans, even if you are gentle and hypocritical, love rat can't do anything.

Twenty-eight, time can't heal the wounds I miss. In the fleeting time trampled by thoughts, your face will be blurred! Tired, I don't love, I don't want to love anymore, it doesn't matter if I'm tired, but that feeling is still as bright as flowers, just like yesterday, maybe one day in a certain year.

If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.

Natural disasters mean that you are born with a low IQ, and man-made disasters mean that you don't work hard the day after tomorrow.

3 1. How confident are the women who think that all men in the world are scum when they meet love rat?

32. Chatting with Slag Knife last night. I want to eat pizza. She said she had no money to buy it and asked her to lend me a loan. She refused. Probably because she was tired of love and didn't want to love any more, she said goodbye and wished her happiness. So she ended the day of adding drama to herself.

202 1 satirize love rat's scolding of love rat, the more poisonous the better.

20xx satirizes love rat's words of scolding love rat, the more poisonous the better.

1, a pair of animals want to pretend to be an honorable gentleman, what a shame!

You are smart and know you are a person.

3. Like you, there are people who are illiterate. You are lucky!

4. The man who always treats himself as a VIp is actually playing down a peg or two in front of people who look lower than himself because he hasn't even been a P for a long time, such as being a bitch or a woman who charges a parking lot. A statement cursing love rat.

There are many times in life and feelings that he doesn't act like a man, but basically he will say that it's because he has lofty goals and disdains to take off the wings of birds for Bole or a woman.

6. No matter how much money you have, it is also the mentality of the nouveau riche. While spending money luxuriously and improving your status, you wear the big name of landlord mode, and the result of eating, drinking and having fun is just wasting the surplus value of money and hollowing out your body.

7. The woman you are looking for must be an angel's face and a devil's figure, but she never looks at herself clearly in the mirror and keeps saying that she wants this and that. To put it bluntly, she wants someone who can be at her mercy and treat herself as a god.

8. You'd better be a cowboy, and you shouldn't be wronged. You can change your bed partner every day and get paid.

9. If men want to be like you, there will be no men in the world.

10, you will be exhausted sooner or later.

1 1, your mouth stinks worse than the water in the sewer. When it stinks, you'd better go out less.

12, will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

13. I suddenly feel pity when I see your weak struggle.

14 when you talk to me, it seems that you are telling me about your mother's affair.

15, do you think it's invincible to scold a few words? Will you stop being so funny?

16, don't you think you are trying to please me like a buffoon now?

17, are you afraid of mania and intermittent self-mutilation?

18, come on, come back soon! Your mother is waiting for you there, saying that she wants you to go back to live another life and see if you can have a smarter life.

19, with your face, I'm afraid I'll get sores on my hands after hitting you.

20. Do you find that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

2 1, you can't resist my estimate, so you can only knock on the keyboard and tell me that you are crying inside and there is nothing you can do, right?

22. When you talk to me, it seems that you are telling me about your mother's affair.

23. Will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

24. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

25. You are very creative and have the courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention.

26. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

27. How dare you go out so disgusting?

28. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

29, I don't XX you don't know that I am your father.

30, you haven't fully evolved, it's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.

3 1, you look innocent, you look sorry for the people and the party.

32. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

33. The world is bigger than what you lack.

34, come on, come back quickly! Your mother is waiting for you there, saying that she wants you to go back to live another life and see if you can have a smarter life.

202 1 Ironically, love rat scolded love rat, saying that the more poison the better.

1, a pair of animals want to pretend to be an honorable gentleman, what a shame!

You are smart and know you are a person.

3. Like you, there are people who are illiterate. You are lucky!

4. The man who always treats himself as a VIp is actually playing down a peg or two in front of people who look lower than himself because he hasn't even been a P for a long time, such as being a bitch or a woman who charges a parking lot. A statement cursing love rat.

There are many times in life and feelings that he doesn't act like a man, but basically he will say that it's because he has lofty goals and disdains to take off the wings of birds for Bole or a woman.

6. No matter how much money you have, it is also the mentality of the nouveau riche. While spending money luxuriously and improving your status, you wear the big name of landlord mode, and the result of eating, drinking and having fun is just wasting the surplus value of money and hollowing out your body.

7. The woman you are looking for must be an angel's face and a devil's figure, but she never looks at herself clearly in the mirror and keeps saying that she wants this and that. To put it bluntly, she wants someone who can be at her mercy and treat herself as a god.

8. You'd better be a cowboy, and you shouldn't be wronged. You can change your bed partner every day and get paid.

9. If men want to be like you, there will be no men in the world.

10, you will be exhausted sooner or later.

1 1, your mouth stinks worse than the water in the sewer. When it stinks, you'd better go out less.

12, will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

13. I suddenly feel pity when I see your weak struggle.

14 when you talk to me, it seems that you are telling me about your mother's affair.

15, do you think it's invincible to scold a few words? Will you stop being so funny?

16, don't you think you are trying to please me like a buffoon now?

17, are you afraid of mania and intermittent self-mutilation?

18, come on, come back soon! Your mother is waiting for you there, saying that she wants you to go back to live another life and see if you can have a smarter life.

19, with your face, I'm afraid I'll get sores on my hands after hitting you.

20. Do you find that what you say is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

2 1, you can't resist my estimate, so you can only knock on the keyboard and tell me that you are crying inside and there is nothing you can do, right?

22. When you talk to me, it seems that you are telling me about your mother's affair.

23. Will you go back and cry with your mother? Only your mother can comfort you, okay?

24. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

25. You are very creative and have the courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention.

26. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

27. How dare you go out so disgusting?

28. You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

29, I don't XX you don't know that I am your father.

30, you haven't fully evolved, it's really difficult for you to be an elephant man.

3 1, you look innocent, you look sorry for the people and the party.

32. Go straight to the point and don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

33. The world is bigger than what you lack.

34, come on, come back quickly! Your mother is waiting for you there, saying that she wants you to go back to live another life and see if you can have a smarter life.

Love rat's classic sentence, love rat's original words without swearing.

The classic sentence of scolding love rat:

One, the east is not bright, the west is bright, and the other, forced to look like you.

Second, when I throw a bone to my dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?

Three, you chase me naked for two kilometers, and I'll be a gangster if I go back!

Fourth, don't take mom and dad with you without asking. Why are you so filial?

5. Always use your bad habits and bad temper to let the women around you meet any hard-working man, or they will be cheated and mean, or they will be enemies with men from now on. Curse words

6. Some people always think that they are between Bull A and Bull C, but in fact they don't know that they are between Stupid A and Stupid C. ..

Seven, you are a scum among scum, a perverted animal, and a bitch among transvestites.

Eight, if he also said, you said, really good, ask you to say.

I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.

10. Nongfu Spring, which is filled with a bottle of its own tap water every day, still feels quite petty.

Eleven, you have countless advantages, dancing on cow dung, the whole method in front of everyone, climbing mountains and mountains, unwilling to bring shame to yourself, pressing on your back, but also poof, not afraid of odor, can smell and cover. People send nicknames: spanking!

Frankly speaking, you can support a brothel.

Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

Go home and look in the mirror and take a good look at yourself. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.

Fifteen, in fact, how much I love to see you, do you know, one day I can't see your slutty sister, and it hurts?

Sixteen, you idiot is like a crop in the south. You plant three crops a year and never rest.

Seventeen, the world is big, but you lack the mind.

Eighteen, do you think that a few words of abuse will be invincible? Will you stop being so funny?

Nineteen, who did you make that face with? I'm your mother. You look at me like that.

I have never lied to you, because I have never lied to anyone.

Twenty-one, go out with a mask, don't let the city management and the city see it. How hard they work,

Twenty-two, the smell of inferior perfume is still coming to the man all day. Who looked at you?

Twenty-three years old, no matter how old you are, it won't change your age and appearance.

24. Bitches are always bitches. Even in the economic crisis, you can't afford it.

Twenty-five, what are you doing now when you are so proud?

Twenty-six, there are so many weapons in our country, you don't learn, learn the sword. You don't have to learn how to use a sword. You must learn how to get drunk with a sword, because there are too many moves. Sword iron, don't learn silver sword! In the end, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the knight errant.

Twenty-seven, you are not as good as a dog. When I throw a bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me.

Twenty-eight, you should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in prison at once!

If the other person scolds you, you can reply. Please don't talk to me and spit. I have no money and can't afford wet wipes.

Your cerebellum is so developed that it occupies all the space in your brain.

When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

Thirty-two, a guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum knocked over by a dog on the side of the road.

Don't swear easily, just put your mother in your pocket.

Thirty-four, you are extraordinary, showing sexy curves and being firm in the wind and rain. Not everyone can do it. You were punched in the chest and touched your face, and you know it, but you never complained. Honestly, sculpture, you are really beautiful!

35. I am no longer interested in you as a loser. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on a little longer, but I didn't expect you to be a loser.

Thirty-six, the smell of inferior perfume is still coming to the man all day long. Who looked at you?

Thirty-seven, you are the scum of society, the parasite of feces, the excess fat of human body, the lowest low-level creature, and the scum of men.

Thirty-eight, just between your eyes, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of the ATM bank.

39.look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?

Forty, we were almost the same, but I didn't know what the gap was until you were crazy. I'm not talking about this. You are so stupid!

Forty-one, don't walk around dressed like comfort women, grenades will explode when they see you.

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

Forty-three, don't think that you are rare, you must cherish rare things.

Scold love rat without swearing:

First, who knows that you can only scream twice, and then there will be no sound like a grass dog hibernating in the stove in front of people in winter.

Second, before you spit, think about what you have done and whether you are qualified to talk about others.

Third, shooting is afraid of wasting bullets, and shooting with bricks is afraid of dirty bricks; Going out of the house is harmful to the city appearance, and going abroad is harmful to the country.

Fourth, why cover your face with your ass!

Five, these two lips, cut off a big plate.

6. Don't think you are famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang.

Seven, don't you think you have reached the invincible shameless state?

Eight, I am in front of you, I will not judge a book by its cover.

Nine, were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

Ten, the other party said that Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer. Go on, feel the answer, why, where did you resign.

Eleven, others scold you noisy, you say go back, I'll fry stones for you to eat.

Twelve, you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated.

13. Do I have a man? Jealousy belongs to jealousy. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to slander me behind my back?

Fourteen, dragons are sci-fi, dragons are abstract!

Fifteen, if he doesn't speak, you can say, dare not say, don't be so arrogant in the future.

16. Do you mean that your old mother and mistress are so attractive? Do you have to hurt your old mother to make you feel good There are so many prostitutes.

Seventeen, take a photo to dig a mouth, drum a cheek, or hold a fist to face.

Girl, your fashionable dress, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing.

19. Wipe off your gum and see who is talking.

20. When something happens, you should first find the reason from yourself, and don't complain that the earth is unattractive as soon as you can't pull out shit.

2 1. One day, I found that my little pig suddenly stopped sleeping late. This is very strange. When I went to see it, I saw that the pig didn't know what he was doing. Then I took a closer look. Wow, the pig is reading the message!

Twenty-two, I heard that you are rich and Erlang God is your master.

Twenty-three, I really want to put my size shoes bia on your size face at once.

24. Please roll into a ball and leave.

25. Can blowing NB drive economic construction? Can blowing NB promote career development? Can blowing NB lead * * * to a well-off society?

Twenty-six, you look so fucking postmodern.

Twenty-seven, looking at your powerless struggle, I suddenly feel pity.

Twenty-eight, do you think that because you say you are a virgin, I won't think you are a treated woman?

Twenty-nine, you finally understand this golden dog eye of K! I just found out now! Alas, your IQ is the tofu residue in your head, right?

Thirty, I want to have a baby, I will definitely let you teach him, but also teach him history, look at your face, China will remember it for five thousand years.

Thirty-one, you are a cucumber, you don't have to shoot. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

Don't hold a cigarette in front of me, uncle. When I was hanging out with your mother, you were still playing with mud in your father's eggs.

33. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is redundant, but in fact you are really redundant.

Grow a face and wipe your eyes. Please see clearly what a face is.

Thirty-five, you think you are your mother all over the world, and you have to make way everywhere.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

Thirty-seven, after hearing what you said, the superiority of IQ arises spontaneously!

Don't you know that you smell like a goldfish that has been dead for a few days?

Thirty-nine, I thought you were a cow, so why did you find my ex-boyfriend?

Forty, if we say that spitting was originally used to make sense, it has now become a nutritional product that baptizes the body n times a day.

Forty-one, in front of a woman, she is always like a peacock, showing her Excellence, but ignoring her exposed ass. A smarter woman can know the truth as long as she turns behind him, and sometimes she can laugh herself to death.

42. Spring has passed. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

Forty-three, the man who always treats himself as a VIp is actually because he hasn't even been a P for too long, so he plays down a peg or two in front of people who look lower than himself, such as women who engage in bitches or parking fees.

Forty-four, if you mess with me, send your name and phone number to the cat-puff hodgepodge and let MOppER spray you to death.

Forty-five, you chase me naked for two kilometers. If you go back, I will be a rogue!

46. When you go out, you must wear a lightning rod to prevent problems before they happen. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

47, you can say, so love to take advantage of, if you take someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic.

Forty-eight, you are still chasing a fashionable scissors. Would you please look at your score of 38?

49. Why do you have to put gold on your face? Did I give you face?

50. When you talk to me, it seems that you are telling me about your mother's affair.

Fifty-one, yo! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

53. Watch you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

Fifty-four, when Yan saw you, he was so scared that he cried and wiped his tears to find his mother.

55. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

56. I want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.

Fifty-seven, you can't do this. You don't know to come to me until you lack dog food, okay?

You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?

59. When you meet a generous person and give you a brick, you will know what liver fibrosis is.

Sixty, you say I have acne in adolescence, and you envy me in menopause.