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First meeting with my younger brother
? I met him by accident.
? One afternoon, I was excitedly brushing the hard photos that LAY had just come out, licking my face back and forth, sighing in my heart that my idol was really handsome, and I was about to save the picture and lick it. Gu Hongting's information bombarded me like a machine gun.
"Hello, I know a sister whose brother looks like LAY"
? I scoff, who will be like Yixing? My baby is a goddess. I didn't intend to see it at first, but Gu Hongting sent a photo that attracted me. The eyebrows and eyes are surprisingly similar, with gentle eyes and some melancholy. Although there are only eye photos, I really think it is a bit like it.
? I told Gu Hongting that there was a lost image, but she pushed my business card to her friend without saying anything. Her friend magically transferred it to her brother, and her brother added me inexplicably.
? The first time I chatted, I thought my brother was frivolous, because he called me a beautiful girl like many wretched men as soon as he came up, and he also used the expression of star-eyed drooling. I didn't want to talk to him because he was like LAY, so I lied casually and said that I had a boyfriend.
? Later, I learned that this silly child can't speak. I think girls should not reject this name when using beautiful women, but the result was misunderstood. The misunderstanding was solved, and I started a normal chat with him.
? The younger brother is actually not a younger brother, but a brother. Because he is a friend's brother, I thought he should be younger than me, but in fact he is two years older than me. I haven't changed since I got used to it. He corrected it many times later, but I haven't changed my mind.
? Many days later, with my super emotional intelligence and shameless self-love, I suspected that he liked me, and I was very interested in him, so I planned to meet this person who looks like LAY from then on.
? Two weeks later, I met my brother. He was not as handsome as LAY in the photo. But before that, I liked him.
? After receiving us, we went to have a barbecue together as agreed before. Gu Hongting took a bottle of iced drink and poured me a cup. The younger brother said, can you drink ice? That was the first sentence my brother said to me. I looked puzzled. Can't I drink? Oh, I remember. I told him about my period before, but that day just ended. I nodded and said nothing, ok. That was the first time I marveled at my brother's memory. My brother thought I was trying to be brave and told me that he could get a bottle that was not cold. I kept shaking my head and saying nothing.
? I told my brother to take me to the haunted house before, so we split up and Gu Hongting and my brother's sister went shopping.
? My brother took me to a shopping mall with a haunted house, and everyone said it was closed. My brother looked depressed, so I said, nothing, let's go and play something else, so my brother was going to take me to the small park. In the car, my brother asked the driver where it was suitable for young couples to play. I heard him and said nothing, just looking out of the window with a smile on my face. On the way, my younger brothers were telling me where I could play in Xuzhou. When I finished, I said that there was nothing interesting in Xuzhou. Just like when chatting online, stupid and cute. I walked and watched the scenery, pretending not to care and saying,
? "Nothing. Anyway, I didn't come to Xuzhou to play."
? My brother looked at me with a puzzled face.
? "I came to Xuzhou to see you"
? After that, I didn't go to see him. Why didn't I? Because my face was super red, too. I heard my brother's laughter and I smiled. The younger brother said,
? "I'm so happy that you say so."
? What a silly boy.
? Tired from walking, we sat on the stool and had a rest. My brother wiped my stool first. His sister was right. She was really a gentleman.
? I already knew his mind at that time, thinking that I liked him anyway, so I might as well settle this matter here, but the silly child just wouldn't say that.
? It happened that the next day was his 2th birthday, so I asked him if he had any birthday gifts he wanted. He said no, I really didn't. He seriously said, in fact, I don't celebrate birthdays very much ... I interrupted him impatiently. Do you know what birthday gifts I am going to give you? Stupid. Forget it. He looked at me with a puzzled face. I looked at him and pointed to myself. His expression slowly changed from doubt to giggle and laughed out loud. My brother is really a person who loves to laugh.
? My brother held out his hand, opened it and asked me, really? I put my hand on it and nodded, yeah.
? When the relationship was confirmed, we became much closer in an instant. We kissed that day.
? After kissing, I realized that it was his first kiss.
? I was scared, really scared, because I heard his sister say that he had a conversation. My brother told me that it was online dating. I let out a cry, I asked, have you seen each other? He said no, have you watched videos? He said no, and how long have you been in love? He said one year. I burst out laughing. I laughed miserably. It's really amazing. I can still have a year without meeting or video. My younger brother was a little embarrassed and couldn't help laughing at me. At that time, I sat on his lap. He put me down and turned to leave angrily. I didn't stop him and continued to laugh. I knew he wouldn't leave. Sure enough, seeing that I didn't call him, I sat back.
? I took a first kiss that I kept for 2 years. It's a sin.
? Back to my sister's house, my sister didn't tell me about my brother, for fear that I would be embarrassed. What a good sister. My sister is a chatterbox. If it weren't for her at the barbecue, the situation would be very embarrassing. My sister also took good care of me, so that I didn't feel embarrassed to meet for the first time, but seemed like a friend I had known for a long time.
? I am a person who loves to laugh. When I first met my younger brother, I kept smiling. Gu Hongting said that he had been looking at me. I knew I was beautiful and lovely when I smiled, so I never stopped smiling. Okay, I'm narcissistic again.
My younger brother, Amanome, went to dinner with his friends. Because I was leaving tomorrow, I didn't want to, so I went to see him at night. He also finished the dinner early, and he didn't get drunk after listening to me.
? I said I would live with him, and my brother asked me, aren't you afraid that I can't control it? I said you won't, and I'm not afraid.
? We stayed in a hotel and entered the room. Can I not be afraid? This is my first time to enter the hotel with a boy.
? I went to take a shower first, sat next to him after I came out, and told him to take a shower. I'm wearing my own slippers with Mao Mao on them. I mumbled, Mao Mao is wet and ugly. He said there was a hair dryer in the bathroom, so I blew it for you. I said no, but he went to blow it for me by himself. He doesn't want to make me unhappy. After blowing, he held my shoes as if to show off. How could there be such a good person? I smiled at him.
? My brother went to take a shower. I sat on the bed playing with my mobile phone. My face was calm and my heart was in a mess. What should I do? What should I say? If he is serious, should I call for help or run directly?
? He came out and sat next to me. I looked at him, his face beating in the red heart. He put my foot on his leg. I was shocked. He helped me pinch my foot. Oh, I remember. I told him today that my foot hurts. I admire his memory again. He saw that my foot was worn out and asked me if it hurt. I said it was a little. He gently rubbed it for me, which was quite comfortable. My foot was ticklish, but he touched it but it was fine. It was amazing. I'm not nervous at all. Looking at him makes me feel at ease.
? Sleeping at night, we did what young couples should do, and my brother didn't do anything I didn't allow. I asked him why he didn't do it, because I was unattractive, or because you didn't like me. He said how could he not like you? If he didn't like you, I would have fucked you, so I wouldn't listen to you. I'm too shy.
? We chatted for almost a night. Before chatting online, I remembered that my brother said that he didn't use WeChat very much. Why did he often chat with me later, but he didn't add qq? He said that he found this excuse because he didn't want to talk to me at that time. I got up in a bad temper and turned to get out of bed. He quickly grabbed me and said, because I was playing games, how can someone who loves face so much be told not to talk to me? So I satirized him, and he pretended to be angry after a year of online dating, no meeting and no video. It's even. I asked him when he liked me again. He said it was when I urged him to sleep before. I tried to remember, Oh, it was that time, no, why was it later than me? I thought he liked me already and hit me in the face.
My younger brother is a man with a heavy ambition. He wants to start his own business in the future. I said yes, then I will be a boss who eats and drinks for nothing in the future. He said no, and when my heart shook, he said he had to give birth to a daughter for me.
? Because I had to get up early the next day, my brother was afraid that I was sleepy, so he let me sleep. I said I couldn't sleep, so my brother told me a story. This is the second story he told me. The hero and heroine in both stories are both us.
? Sometimes I have a stomachache, and my brother will rub my stomach, as if he would rub it for me wherever I hurt. It's so cute.
? I fell asleep at dawn, the alarm clock rang, I closed it quickly, my brother didn't wake up, and I didn't call him to sleep a little longer. I am really a good woman. I washed up, sat down on the bed to play with my mobile phone, and looked at him again. At this time, it really looked like Yixing. After about 2 minutes, I called him up. I'm leaving.
? We had breakfast in the hotel, and my brother took porridge and coarse grains for me. When I saw the sweet potato, I peeled it. It was too hot, so I shrank my hand. My brother said that he peeled it for me, and he peeled it while shrinking his hand. I looked at it and wanted to laugh, and my eyes were full of happiness. He also peeled zongzi for me, and stressed that I had to eat the eggs. Then I took advantage of him to go out for a smoke and ate a bite of the eggs and didn't eat them.
? On his way to the station, the driver asked us to go to the station, and we said yes. The driver asked why she didn't bring her luggage. I said I would go back to Nanjing, and my brother said I would take her. The driver said, Nanjing, why don't you buy a high-speed train? It will arrive in an hour. The driver said that my boyfriend is too incompetent. I saw my brother embarrassed and thought that my ticket was bought before we got together, and the high-speed train is much more expensive. Anyway, I am idle, so why rush? I told the driver, I like taking the train. The younger brother said, look, this is my wife! Support me. Later, he told me that he was very happy because I defended him. What a silly child, this is so happy.
? When I got home, I made an appointment with Gu Hongting to eat hot pot. As a result, I didn't eat hot pot and got caught in the rain. At that time, I especially missed my brother and wanted to go back to Xuzhou.
at night, I couldn't sleep. I asked my younger brother to sing for me. My younger brother said that his singing was not good, so I spoiled. He agreed, as if he had practiced for a while, and it sounded good. All the songs were about loving me.
? I said you would sing to me when I sleep, and he said yes.
? Today, I didn't find him much, because he went to school, so I couldn't find him easily. I complained to Gu Hongting and said that I missed him. Gu Hongting said that I would call him. I said that he sometimes had to play games, but Gu Hongting said that he was not so busy. I said that it was normal for boys to be addicted to playing games, so I could understand it. I couldn't keep looking for him, so I had to give each other some space. Gu Hongting said that I am really a good woman in China, and I feel the same way. Later, Gu Hongting sent screenshots to my younger brother, who told me to play less games and spend more time with me in the future.
? I told my brother that I missed him, and he said that he missed me, too. He asked me for rubber bands. I wondered why I wanted that. That girl was afraid that her boyfriend would be dishonest and took the initiative to bring it. Why did you take the initiative to ask me for it? He sent a photo of his roommate, and I saw the rubber bands on his wrist. I seemed to understand my brother's idea. Why did someone else give it to me, but not mine? I laughed silly. Why did my brother? At first, he didn't know what it was, so he asked me for it. After telling me for a long time, I was always in a loop. Later, I found out on the Internet that I didn't know what it was when I saw someone else's. How could it be so cute? Later, I said that I had short hair and didn't tie my hair, but it was a bit strange for you to wear that. My brother said, then I don't want it. I said I'm a woman anyway, and I'll send you one then. He said yes.
? In the evening, I told him that I was sleepy, and he answered a voice for a long time. I put on my headphones and listened to what he said. It's the song he sang. I remember the song he promised me. He always remembers everything, and it's still all about loving me.
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