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1. Why does grandma like her grandson’s wife but not her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

2. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high.

3. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you imagined? No, you are wrong. You can never imagine the happiness of rich people.

4. Life is like a news broadcast, you cannot escape by changing the channel.

5. If you want to say that I am good-looking, I will say that I am p, but if you want to say that I am p, I will scold you.

6. The reason why I maintain such a stable figure is because I have extremely strict self-discipline in my diet. I can’t miss an elbow a day or a bite!

7. I want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and bask you to death when you are unhappy.

8. Your parents urge you to start a family as soon as possible because they know your true level very well, and you won’t be able to make a name for yourself even if you don’t get married.

9. When buying things, merchants often say that if you really want to buy it, they can give you a cheaper price. You see, sincere things are so worthless.

10. I think the reason why I am single is not because of my major. It is because I will be single regardless of my major.

11. Actually, I have always wanted to say three words to you, but I was afraid that I would not be able to become an ordinary friend if I said it, but I still can’t control it. Today, I must say it with the help of wine: "Give me back the money!"

12. My boyfriend is only in his 20s, how could he be rich. However, as long as he plays games day and night and drinks all night, and I am the beneficiary of the insurance, I feel that the future is promising.

13. In Chinese synchronized diving, the daughter-in-law and mother-in-law should be the best partners, because for decades, they always fall into the water at the same time.

14. On my wedding anniversary last year, I took my wife to buy necklaces and bracelets, which cost more than 10,000 yuan. I felt a little painful. This year my daughter-in-law asked me to give her a 5,000-word love letter, and I thought it would be prudent to spend some money on it.

15. In fact, real rich people are very low-key and cannot be seen from their appearance. Take me as an example. Although I often ride a broken bicycle on the street, who would know the truth? I also have an electric car at home.

16. Even idols need friends to introduce girlfriends, so don’t refuse your family to introduce you to a blind date.

When I was seventeen, my goal was Ferrari. When I was 20 years old, my goal was the Audi A6. When I was 25 years old, my goal was the Geely Panda. My current goal is to squeeze into the bus and have a seat to sit and listen to music.

18. People who often say you are fat will not dislike you for being fat. People who often say you are short will not laugh at you for being short. People who often say you are stupid will not care that you are stupid. People who often call you stupid... just hit him and let him get used to it!

Nineteen. That day, my wife bought a plastic hammer and put it in the living room. She said that I made her angry, so she would hit me with the plastic hammer. I let her do it without any pain or itch. Yesterday, she was really angry. She took a plastic hammer to fill the water. I wasn't afraid of this, after all, the water was soft. Then she put the plastic hammer filled with water into the refrigerator. The second she closed the refrigerator door, I apologized directly, very sincerely!

Twenty. My wife said: "You are too tired for the day and there is no way to make money and spend money at the same time, so you need me to help you spend money." 21. Taking your girlfriend to the amusement park to ride a roller coaster. Others Girlfriend: Ah, ah, how scary! My girlfriend: Oh shit, oh shit!

Twenty-two. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death for the rest of your life. So my mother taught me how to eat.

Twenty-three. When girls are young, they all have a dream of being a princess, hoping that the one who will accompany them in the future will be a prince. Unexpectedly, when they grow up, they realize that the one who will accompany them is not a prince, but Mr. Wang.

Twenty-four. Yesterday, I was chatting with a neighbor’s uncle in the community. The uncle asked me how old I was this year. I said that I was graduating from fourth grade and now I am an uncle. A junior high school girl next to me said: He is rich and handsome. He is called uncle, you can only call him a middle-aged man. Don't stop me, let me cry for a while.