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Protect yourself. Tell me about it.

1. Please take good care of the people I love.

You forgot me in the place where we once knew each other.

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't believe that friends are more dead set than lovers.

4. [Maybe people who smile are sad in the most beautiful way. ]

5, friendship is like pottery, broken can be repaired; Love is like a mirror, once broken, it is difficult to close it again.

6. Before Christmas, the woman said, "Will you send me an apple for Christmas?" Man: "Yes, for sure." Woman: "OK, I want the white one, 5s."

7. If you have lived in vain, loved and loved, then a short life is not just a life.

8, details determine success or failure, and heaven rewards diligence.

9, the distance between people, too close will prick people, too far will hurt people,

10, trees cling to the land, just as humans cling to love.

1 1. It turns out that the words on movie tickets will disappear with time, just like the people who accompany you to the movies.

12, no ifs, only results!

13. Only when you are strong can you really protect yourself.

14. What's wrong with employers and employees who love swearing and are full of yellow thoughts? Better than those bitches who only yell fuck in bed.

15, don't say meaningless things you haven't done.

16, muddle through. I won't be ashamed of waiting for time.

17, is there a person who once occupied your life, and now you will be embarrassed to say hello.

18, I will be disappointed, because I have expectations.

19, in fact, we are all afraid of pain, in fact, we laugh very affectedly.

20. People who really know how to smile are always easy to get more opportunities than others and always easy to succeed.

2 1, cry loudly if you persist for a long time.

22. The best revenge is not hatred, but heartfelt indifference. Why hate an irrelevant person?

23. I subverted the whole world just to straighten your reflection.

24. Empty the island or forget the tide or cry the sea.

Hearing your voice will make you feel relaxed.

26. The sea will dry up and stones will rot. My love for you will never change.

27. Death teaches people everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although it is suddenly realized, it is too late.

28. Not loving is not loving. Don't fucking say we don't get along.