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Talk about Sheng Da for seven days, and QQ for Sheng Da for seven days.

Talk about Monkey King.

1, I foolishly thought that the golden hoop on my head could encircle all your love. It's a pity that the golden hoop in my hand can't change the beginning or decide the ending. Without the Monkey King, I'm just a monkey. -the Monkey King

I'm not the monkey king, and I won't do magic tricks for you. I am not a crayon Shinchan, nor can I say "elephant, elephant".

At that time, the monkey wanted the moon. He knew that the moon was not in the water, but in the sky. So the monkey wanted to be the Monkey King, and a somersault cloud rode him to pick the moon. Later, I learned that there were many monkeys, but there was only one in the Monkey King.

4. lol's golden hoop didn't dare to change the ending. Without the Monkey King, I was just a monkey.

Today, 10,000 the Monkey King will come to you, please tell the truth. Bajie, be sure to recognize Monkey, and don't let Monkey down! Haha, Bajie, happy Halloween!

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.

7. When people are alive, they should be like a monkey in Sheng Da. They have been crazy, loved, hated, struggled, struggled and worked hard, but they have never been afraid.

8. People should live like the Monkey King! Crazy, loved, hated, brilliant, down and out, repentance, breakthrough, struggle, struggle,

9. What impressed me most when I was a child was the Monkey King's Journey to the West. At that time, friends liked to write one (XXX was here) wherever they went. An idiot boy in the class wrote one in the ladies' room after school. Later, he was more famous than the headmaster.

10 Can you be my the Monkey King the Monkey King? Am I Tang Priest? I repeat the spell, complain about you, kick you out, ignore you, and you risk saving me.

1 1. the Monkey King, who used to be afraid of me, always thought he was super cool and didn't dare to admit his mistake. Now I thank the people who have been with me for so many years. Now I don't want to be the coolest. I want to be invincible.

12. The monkey wants to say sorry to the moon because he didn't become her monkey king.

13, Singles' Day is coming. Here's a trick for you: invite me to Pizza Hut to eat and drink, invite me to drink good wine, invite me to watch a sage's Mandarin disc, play the role of the Monkey King, dance and sing, and I promise you won't be harassed on Singles' Day. I'm extremely happy! Happy Singles Day!

Tell me about QQ in the Monkey King.

1, make a scene in heaven just to prove yourself in front of you, but where are you 500 years later? Great Sage Equalling Heaven

2. Lu Han is very busy recently. He plays Zhang Qiling for a while, Wu Xie for a while, runs for a while, gets on the ferry for a while, and comes to my war by bike for a while. Is he the the Monkey King of the Monkey King's seventy-two changes and countless busy people?

3, Qitian Sheng Da: Ask the land old man!

4. As soon as you were born, the mountains fell apart, you whistled, the mountains called for a tsunami, you waved, the monkeys danced wildly, you howled, and the demons trembled. The Monkey King! You are the protagonist of Halloween! Ha ha. Happy Halloween!

Today, 10,000 the Monkey King will come to you, please tell the truth. Bajie, be sure to recognize Monkey, and don't let Monkey down! Haha, Bajie, happy Halloween!

7. Riding a white horse is Tang Sanzang, carrying a rake is Pig Bajie, growing yellow hair is Monkey Sheng Da, and wearing a bra is an old demon in Bai Gujing. Everyone knows that you are Transformers. Wow, that's great!

8.lol: Even a golden hoop can't change the ending. No the Monkey King. I'm just a monkey.

9. A man, like the Monkey King, has been crazy, loved, hated, cried, laughed, brilliant, down and out, struggled, worked hard and been calculated. When will he be afraid?

10, today is Halloween. On this sacred day, Wang Xizhi, Gu Kaizhi, Du Fu, Guan Yunchang, the Monkey King, the Great Sage of Qi Tian, and other sages from all walks of life have sent congratulatory messages to express their cordial condolences to you!

1 1. I foolishly thought that the golden hoop on my head could circle all your love. It's a pity that the golden hoop in my hand can't change the beginning or decide the ending. There is no the Monkey King. I'm just a monkey. Great Sage Equalling Heaven

12, I foolishly thought that the golden hoop on my head could circle all your love. It's a pity that the golden hoop in my hand can't change the beginning or decide the ending. Without the Monkey King, I'm just a monkey.

13, Korean beauty is not as good as China Meitu Xiu Xiu, and American Superman is not as good as China the Monkey King.

The living should be crazy, loved, hated, struggled, struggled and worked hard like the Great Sage.

1, the living should be crazy, love, hate, break through, struggle and try, but never be afraid, just like the Great Sage in Heaven.

2. Every sensible and calm present has a silly and naive past. Every warm and quiet present has a sad and uneasy past. Who doesn't cry in the middle of the night, wandering in confusion, knowing the world, not worldly, is the kindest maturity.

3, the past, to the years to deal with; The future is left to time to prove. What we really need to do is to firmly grasp today and let today's self surpass yesterday's self.

4, no one can control your mood, only you don't let yourself go, don't stay up late, who has no story in his heart, just learned to control.

Thinking too much will ruin you. If nothing happens, it is the best revenge. Why do you want to prove something to someone who is not worth it? Live better for yourself.

6. There are some unspeakable secrets in one's life. Irretrievable regret, unreachable dream, unforgettable love.

Before the light shines, we should all accept the embarrassment and difficulties in front of us, and accept a person's loneliness and occasional helplessness.

8. It is said that the limit of sadness is five days. When you decide not to care, life will be better. Be yourself, eat, sleep and love.

9. Time can deceive people most, but it can also make you understand that nothing in this world can't be lost. Try to cherish what you left behind, and it doesn't matter what you can't get.

10, there is nothing, something is not chaotic, big things are not afraid, small things are not slow, lower expectations and reduce dependence, and you will live well.

1 1. Time is really the best span in the world, which makes the pain pale, makes persistent people choose to leave, and then people come and go, and after vicissitudes, you will understand that everything is fate and nothing can be controlled by people.

12. Don't worry about the obstacles you can't cross, and those who can't forget should come to an end. On the new journey, I wish you from now on, don't love too much and don't sleep too late.

13, it's never too late to change. No matter how old you are, no matter how bad your situation is, as long as you set a goal and move forward step by step, life may turn around at any time.

14, I hope that when I wake up every day, my mood is sunny. I won't affect my mood because of other people's words, expressions and behaviors. I will live a good life and meet beautiful things.

15. Only after going through necessary hardships can you live a life you like. Before everything gets better, we always have to experience some unhappy days, which may be long or just wake up, so be patient and give good luck some time.

Sweet Fried Love Words: You are the Monkey King, the hero of the world is you, and my lover is you.

1, don't do whatever you want just because I like you. I have no patience. I can only like you in this life, and forget it in the next life.

I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine, hoping that the light can warm your heart.

3. Actually, happiness is very simple. When I am helpless, when I am wronged, when I am lost, your hug is the greatest happiness.

In Me Before You, the world is a wasteland. After meeting you, the world became a paradise. The past many years have been like a wisp of smoke to me, and my future life is endless because of you.

I have no choice but to like you. Even if I torture each other all my life, I am willing.

No matter how good others are, all I want is you.

Since you appeared, I know how happy a person is to be loved.

8. I really want to hug you, and I am wronged to death through a bad screen. When will you appear in front of me?

9. Time will make companionship the most beautiful love story. I will love you all my life. You can encourage me to love you.

10, wandering around looking for you in the first half of my life, wandering around with you in the second half.

1 1, the origin is that I met you in the crowd, and the fate may be that I met you in the crowd.

12, Qi Tianshengda is you, the hero of the world is you, and my lover is you.

13, I like watching you play the guitar quietly, because you are really handsome when you are addicted to hobbies!

14, I want to sing with you all night, get drunk, enjoy the blue sky and the sea of clouds and watch the stars fall in the long river. Driving 800 miles, heading for the two rivers in Wan Li. From sunrise to sunset, hold your hand and talk to Zicheng.

Your the Monkey King used to be my the Monkey King, and it still is.

1. Your the Monkey King used to be my the Monkey King. Is he all right now?

2. One day, you chatted with your friends after dinner and told them about the scum you used to love. Only then did you know that the person who kept you awake at night finally became a joke after dinner today. Love will never die after all. When the dream is broken, you will know the absurdity of lingering. We don't have so many places to go.

You never know how I feel waiting for you with my mobile phone.

4. We sat side by side on the cold steps, the wind blew, and love came, but we finally missed it together. It turns out that time really passes quietly like running water. A lot of time, a lot of things, many people suddenly become different from what they knew at the beginning.

One day, you will understand that your grievances should be digested by yourself. You don't have to tell your story to everyone. Few people really understand you. Most people will peek at your jokes from their own standpoint.

I really want to see you. I can stand far away.

7. Am I waiting for you? No, I'm fine alone. I go to eat delicious food, watch the newly released movies, buy my favorite clothes and go to different places with my friends. I can't remember your face many times, but I burst into tears because I occasionally heard the lyrics of a song we once heard. I just want to be held in your arms at this time.

8. Hehe, I just suddenly feel that I may never have an intersection with you again in my life. After thinking about it, tears fell.

9. I have been reluctant to accept others since I broke up with you, because I am afraid that if we break up again one day, you will become an ex-predecessor, and you will be stranger than your predecessor.

10 Even if we have no result, I want to stay with you for a while.

1 1, in fact, there are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity, and some people, if they miss it, will live forever. Don't wait until I am injured, gone and changed to remember that my goodness is irreplaceable.

12, honey, put it down and pretend you never did.

13, his occasional concern is not a lingering feeling but a courtesy.

14, I will try to be a person you will regret not cherishing when you see it later.

15, as time goes by, I think there will be a day when my mind will no longer be full of you. When I think of your words and deeds, my mouth will no longer lift. When I hear your name from others, my heart will no longer be tense. I no longer fantasize that you will suddenly come back to me. Even when I see you, I will not panic but laugh it off, as if I have never loved you.