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Eating durian makes people feel unloved.
I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."
I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.
4. I like eating durian, not durian candy, not durian thousand layers, not durian. I like you, I can't be like you, I can't be like you, I can't live without you.
There are many scruples about the joy of the old mother eating durian at that moment. It is delicious. I love durian!
6. A worldwide problem If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?
7. Before I said that I like durian, my boyfriend bought Maoshanwang durian directly!
8. Eating durian is disliked by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.
9. Durian leaves are long and round, sharp, cymes and yellowish in color. This fruit is the size of a football, with a hard skin and dense triangular thorns. The flesh is composed of fake flesh, which is yellowish in color, sticky and juicy. Eating durian for the first time, the unusual smell will make many people "flinch". But many people will be impressed by the special aftertaste of durian after eating it for the first time.
10. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.
1 1. The taste of durian is the best. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.
12. Anyone who dares to eat durian on the bus can only be thick-skinned.
13. What is happiness? Happiness is to buy a good durian and kill it.
14. What is the happiness of a little pregnant woman? Happiness is that I want to eat durian, so you can buy it for me ~ if one piece doesn't work, then one piece.
15. I was eating durian, and this guy came up to me silently and asked me, Ma Ma, are you stinking?
16. The New Year call is over. Children who like durian will eat your father together in the future.
17. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one slice is not enough, take the whole slice. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
18. I want to eat durian on the bus. It smells like durian. It's so strong that it's killing me.
19. I am addicted to durian recently and don't want to stop eating strawberries.
20. When durian matures, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell to my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.
Eating durian makes people feel unloved. I want to make durian essence, not lemon essence.
22. After eating durian, don't sing with the microphone, if the microphone is still needed.
23. I haven't eaten the durian I want for a long time. I ate a durian cake to relieve my craving. It was thick and delicious.
24. I like durian jiaozi very much, and I feel better than black sesame.
25. I don't have any friends who like durian. I can only enjoy it alone My friend is really unlucky!
I don't like fish and meat. I like durian, mango and original milk tablets. During the physical examination, the doctor said that vegetarians can eat so much fat.
27. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
At the age of 28.90, I will eat durian, jackfruit, cake, milk tea, hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, cold noodles and leek boxes.
29. Follow the trend. I will arrange it as long as I want. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
3 1. I ate half a durian last night, so happy.
32. I don't like eating durian early in the morning.
33. People who buy you durian love you the most, because ... "Durian" is all you have, and "Lotus" is all you have.
34. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.
35. Someone always poisons me. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.
36. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night finished it in one night.
37. A person who never eats durian wants to try durian today. Bless me.
38. The taste is simply too high.
39. Durian cake tastes good. Don't miss the durian lovers.
40. I don't want to eat every day Eating makes me unhappy. I want to eat McDonald's baked durian pizza, glutinous rice chicken tofu brain, but I just don't want to eat it.
Talk about the good mood of eating durian in forty short sentences.
Talking about the good mood of eating durian (I) 1. A pregnant woman who was still eating durian one night ate the whole durian in one night.
I gained five pounds today. Oh, my God! The more I want to eat sweet things at night, such as looking at my durian crisp now.
3. follow the trend. I will arrange it as long as I want. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
Big brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you'll have to beep.
I ate a durian this morning, and I hope I won't burp in the future.
6. I am super happy after eating durian ~ How can I be satisfied so easily?
7. I want to eat hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, snail powder and durian!
8. I really want to eat durian durian pizza durian cake durian Melaleuca It's hard to see the refrigerator gradually empty.
9. When you hear durian, some people may say that it stinks like cat shit and is as uncomfortable as a nose; But some people think it is sweet and fragrant. Its shape is oval, resembling watermelon, but its surface is covered with hard "steel thorns" with sharp cones, and it is always on the alert for the animals that covet it.
10. I really like desserts. Every bite is great, which means I like durian, but it's delicious.
1 1. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.
12. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday, and snail powder today.
13. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.
14. I must find someone who loves durian in the future, otherwise I can only eat durian secretly, which is too humbled.
15. After eating more than half a durian, I was born again!
16. I didn't stop eating durian after exercise. Needless to say, this durian is too hard to swallow! I haven't eaten cooked durian recently!
17. Hee hee is happy at that moment. It is the joy of biting mangosteen into your mouth, the joy of eating durian, the joy of buying cheesecake, the sunset that you just saw at dusk, the sweet little happiness, the wonderful snow you want to eat, and the perfect Sunday. There are many little nephews and nieces coming back, and the soup made by my mother smells like holidays. Anyway, they are very happy!
18. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.
19. I ordered two grilled durians with cheese, which are delicious! I like eating durian directly!
20. I want to eat durian and pizza Who invented durian pizza? It shouldn't be perfect.
The good mood of eating durian is short-lived (2 1). Suddenly I wanted to eat durian, so I ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.
22. I haven't eaten the durian I want for a long time. I ate a durian cake to relieve my craving. It was thick and delicious.
23. I like to eat durian. As soon as I get home, she will buy me a durian to eat hahaha.
24. I am so happy. The durian bought by my roommate is particularly fragrant. I haven't eaten durian for a long time, and the shrimp brought back by my roommate Taitung is slippery. I want to go home, so I have to eat durian when I go home.
25. I don't like eating durian early in the morning.
26. What kind of experience is it for a girlfriend to love durian? It is to have a durian shop with long-term cooperation.
27. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation of this durian pizza.
28. On the train, two little dolls were eating durian opposite me. They kept swinging their feet, kicking me for a while and kicking me for a while. It's so rhythmic
29. After eating stinky tofu and durian, the smell of burping now ... is magic.
30. There is a delicious food called durian. Those who love it praise its fragrance, while those who hate it complain about its stink! Life is like durian, the sweeter it gets!
3 1. After eating McDonald's all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening, and I couldn't finish it.
32. I ate a piece of durian candy and felt very uncomfortable. Since I like eating durian, I thought I liked everything with durian flavor and tasted everything I saw, but in the end I found that I just seemed to like it and was suitable for eating durian.
33. I ate my favorite baked durian pudding recently. Fat people's joys and troubles are all delicious food.
34. I especially like to eat durian, hahahaha, starting with durian-flavored soda water.
I really can't accept eating durian directly. I feel that the taste of durian goes straight to my head as soon as I enter my mouth.
36. I came to buy durian again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't like durian before. It seems that I haven't met the right one yet.
37. Today's happiness is the happiness of changing new wallpaper, eating pizza, visiting the supermarket with parents, and opening the durian blind box to eat delicious durian. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are my rest days. I want to be so happy every day.
38. People who buy you durian love you the most, because ... "Durian" is all you have, and "Lotus" is all you have.
39. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.
40. I am so sad that I just want to eat durian.
I can't help eating durian in the middle of the night.
I can't help eating durian in the middle of the night (1) 1. After eating durian, don't sing with the microphone, if the microphone still wants it.
Eating durian three times a month is my greatest affirmation of this durian pizza.
I fell in love with eating durian when I was trying to lose weight.
There are many scruples about the joy of the old mother eating durian at that moment. It is delicious. I love durian!
It's so pleasant to hide indoors and eat durian on rainy days.
6. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.
7. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
8. Big Brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you'll have to beep.
9. I recently ate my favorite baked durian pudding. Fat people's joys and troubles are all delicious food.
10. Durian smells delicious. It tastes like ice cream, slippery and cool.
1 1. This taste is simply too high.
12. I said I liked durian before, and my boyfriend bought Maoshanwang durian directly!
13. I like watermelon. You must do your best to get the only delicious durian in the world. I don't eat durian, you can call me ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian.
14. I didn't resist eating durian white after exercise. Don't say how this durian tastes so bad! I haven't eaten any cooked durian recently!
15. But I started eating again. It's so sweet and delicious.
16. What a happy mood it is to eat whatever you want. Thin-bottomed pizza is my favorite, durian and avocado, prawns, double fight. Qingming jiaozi, paper wonton, tofu skin jiaozi.
17. I like durian cake, durian pizza and snail powder. I admit that I am a man of heavy taste.
18. Lunch for one person, a whole durian pizza, and after eating the stuffing, the skin is left.
19. I saved my card at Maoshanwang for more than two years, and spent more than half of it tonight, for fear that the store would close. It's the first time to eat durian Melaleuca cake, and it tastes good.
20. Durian is a strange and nutritious fruit. Its strangeness lies in its shape, its color and its taste.
I can't help eating durian in the middle of the night (2 1). I really can't help smoking and eating durian.
22. I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.
23. I wanted to eat durian Melaleuca for the third time, but I was discouraged by the snow-white sun in Guangzhou. It's too hot. I was an Antarctic penguin in my last life, so I am afraid of the heat.
24. What's new today? Xiao Chang knows that I like durian. I bought a big one to pick me up yesterday. I can only give my uncle a lovely order. He bought another one today, but he was angry and unfamiliar with it. He called directly: How can you eat durian in your mouth?
25. There is really no one to eat durian in the middle of the night.
26. A day of love. I really wanted to eat durian in the afternoon, but no one told anyone. I ended up eating durian at night.
I accept this idea. After all, I like durian very much
28. People who buy you durian love you the most, because ... "Durian" is all you have, and "Lotus" is all you have.
29. I just silently tried to eat durian, and durian came.
30. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.
3 1. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.
32. Life is like durian. Some people think it stinks, and some people think there is no absolute right or wrong with incense. Just be happy.
33. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.
34. My mother-in-law bought two oversized durians, peeled a ripe one and put it in the refrigerator for freezing. You can eat durian ice cream after work every day.
35. I suddenly wanted to eat durian, so I simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.
36. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.
37. As long as it can make me secrete happy dopamine, I want to eat durian Melaleuca, seaweed and fluffy Beckham. Fried bananas are really delicious.
38. Durian cake tastes good. Don't miss the durian lovers.
39. I like to eat durian, not durian candy, not durian thousand layers, not durian. I like you, I can't be like you, I can't be like you, I can't live without you.
40. Those who like durian can arrange it! Super delicious durian cake.
There are forty sentences about eating durian to get better.
A word about eating durian will make you feel better-1. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is really only a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.
2. Before I said that I like durian, my boyfriend bought Maoshanwang durian directly!
What are the conditions for eating durian on the way to work in the morning? It's Versailles
I'm addicted to durian recently, and I don't want to stop eating strawberries.
There are many kinds of durian, among which people are familiar with Chani, Golden Pillow, Long Handle and Night Cover.
I want to eat durian, so I will buy an ice cream to make up for my lonely mouth.
7. Eat durian and strawberry when you get up. Holiday life is really good!
8. Open the shell of durian, and you can see Huang Chengcheng, golden flesh. The pulp is big and small, hiding in a corner, irrelevant, neat, as if someone is directing. I caught one and took a bite. It was soft and sweet. I put it in my mouth and it melted in a moment. It's really like cotton candy, which makes people love it more and more!
9. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I really received durian. I'm not happy to have durian, but someone cares and is very attentive to me.
10. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!
1 1. There is no trouble that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, take the whole piece. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
12. A worldwide problem. If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?
13. Whoever buys you durian must be the one who loves you the most.
14. It is said that people who buy durian for you love you the most, because ... "Durian" is your whole, and "Lotus" is your whole.
15. On hearing durian, some people may say that it stinks like cat shit and is as uncomfortable as a nose; But some people think it is sweet and fragrant. Its shape is oval, resembling watermelon, but its surface is covered with hard "steel thorns" with sharp cones, and it is always on the alert for the animals that covet it.
16. You can refrain from eating durian.
17. I ate more than 100 pieces of durian, and now my throat is very messy.
18. I used to get carsick, but now I don't get carsick. I used not to eat durian, but now I like it. People will change, I hope I can get better and better!
19. I didn't resist eating durian white after exercise. Don't say how this durian tastes so bad! I haven't eaten any cooked durian recently!
I don't want to eat every day. Eating makes me unhappy. I want to eat McDonald's baked durian pizza, glutinous rice chicken tofu brain, but I just don't want to eat it.
The second sentence about eating durian will make you feel better 2 1. There is no trouble in the world that durian can't solve. If one piece is not enough, take the whole piece.
22. I like eating watermelon. You must work hard to get the only delicious durian in the world. I don't eat durian, you can call me ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian.
23. I ate KFC one day and a lot of durian in the evening, which was super satisfying.
24. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.
25. When durian matures, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell to my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.
26. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrients and unique in flavor, and has the reputation of being the king of fruits.
27. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.
28. Someone always poisons me. I ate stinky tofu the day before yesterday, durian yesterday and snail powder today.
29. I just silently tried to eat durian, and durian came.
30.30.iPhone hits the top of the head, so. You will find everything in the sky and underground very attractive. What should I do if durian falls?
3 1. She likes everything about cheese, everything about durian, all kinds of bread and sticky things.
32. I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian crisp, durian pizza and durian jiaozi, which are all durian products anyway.
33. I am the only one in the whole family who eats durian, and I like it very much. But the whole family can't smell it. It's really retribution.
34. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
35. People who like durian never hide it. People who always like durian, people who don't like it, are not artificial, and they hate it when they smell it.
36. Hee hee is happy at that moment. It is the joy of biting mangosteen into your mouth, the joy of eating durian, the joy of buying cheesecake, the sweet little happiness of just seeing the sunset at dusk, the wonderful snow you want to eat, and the perfect Sunday. Many little nephews and nieces came back with delicious soup made by their mother, which smelled like holidays. Anyway, they are very happy!
37. Women are fickle. Yesterday they liked durian, but today they like jackfruit.
38. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian, how can I live up to such a beautiful figure?
39. I don't have any friends who like durian. I can only enjoy it alone My friend is really unlucky!
40. Durian is smelly, but its pulp is delicious. Otherwise, how can you be called the king of fruit? The flesh of durian is sweet and delicious. Add another bite, and the pure and mellow taste will directly blend into your heart, making your heart sweet.
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