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What is the content of the whole set of routine questions?

Give you three routines!

1. Do you like cats or dogs?

Cat: meow;

Dog: Wang Wang.

Second, "I ask you a question, which one has nothing to do with you?"

"Husband!"

"Eh ~ My wife is so smart ~"

Third, "Has anyone confessed to you?"

"There used to be one."

"Then I am the second."