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Talking about mood phrases and humor in holidays.

I like two holidays best in a year, one is winter vacation and the other is summer vacation! Talk about mood phrases about holidays.

I want to go to Hawaii most this holiday, it's too far; So, I went to Sanya to relax!

3, the so-called holiday is to be scolded at home, go out without money and live a special day.

4, hate holidays, homework is an excuse, just because I can't see you every day. You don't even understand this.

5, the so-called holiday, family members doubt, go out without money, especially idle every day ~ hey, the holiday is about to start school, wandering in excitement and loss.

6. In the next month, you will hear affectionate greetings from seven aunts, relatives and parents: How much did you get in the exam? How many students are there in the class?

7. Are you excited about the holiday? Yes, but homework will make you more excited!

8. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a night that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out.

9. Lying in bed playing with my mobile phone, I slapped myself when I thought that I hadn't touched the book after a long vacation and was still distracted by playing with my mobile phone.

10, close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to start this function.

1 1, the current holiday, summer vacation is the same as winter vacation, winter vacation is the same as National Day, National Day is the same as May Day, May Day is the same as weekend, and weekends are different. In a word, a holiday is like farting.

12, it took a holiday to find that only people who love you will keep in touch with you.

13, it feels as light as before the holiday. I didn't do my homework.

14, I have to do three things every day at home on holiday [being scolded for eating and sleeping]

15, happy summer vacation, take advantage of Xia Fengle, arrange leisure and entertainment, pay attention to safety when traveling, observe scientific laws in daily life, and do not forget to exercise and study. I wish you a happy, worry-free and safe summer vacation.

16, summer vacation is coming, not afraid of high temperature: when the air conditioner blows, the heat escapes, and it feels wonderful; Eat sorbet to increase coolness and stay comfortable; Short message reading, cool vacation, mood ice dance! Happy holidays!

17, summer vacation is coming, happiness is coming, the sky is bluer and the water is clearer. Smile more, worry less, feel better and feel less stressed. I wish you all a relaxed and happy summer vacation!

18, this is my summer vacation this year, a colorful and meaningful summer vacation. I hope it will be the same in the winter and summer vacations in the future, so that our primary school students can truly feel the happiness brought by reducing the burden.

19, whenever summer vacation comes, I will be very happy. It's the best time of the year to think that I can have two months without class.

20, alas, a holiday is also a kind of pain ... but I just like it.

2 1, the so-called holiday home scolded, go out without money, a special day off.