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a frog living at the bottom of a well-depicting a man of ignorance

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There lived a toad in the well and never went out. This well has long been abandoned because its owner doesn't live here. Two years ago, the owner's pig drowned in the well. A year later, the owner moved away. The drowned pigs rot and evaporate here, leaving mosquitoes, flies and bedbugs that can't be driven away for a year. I don't know when the toad was born, but it has become more and more plump and strong under the nourishment of this environment. Mosquitoes, flies and bedbugs are afraid of toads, but they can't resist the aftertaste of pigs. For them, pigs are really immortal, and for toads, this is an inexhaustible wealth in this kingdom of mosquitoes, flies and bedbugs. Such superior conditions make toad never think about things outside the well. It always believed that the sky was really round, but the toad thought that the sky was only as big as the wellhead. Otherwise, why are so many mosquitoes, flies and bedbugs crowded in the well? The toad here is getting smaller and smaller, because it has changed from plump to clumsy, from clumsy to obese, and even more clumsy.

Toad is stupid, but as he grows older, he finally has doubts. Why am I alone? There are so many mosquitoes! Is it really a gift from heaven? How big is the sky? What is flying in the sky? What is there to fly in such a small day?

After the toad came to this world, its lateral activities were naturally very limited. It's just that the vertical height didn't jump to its satisfactory height with the increase of its jumping ability, that is, its head didn't reach the sky. So toad is getting more and more depressed, and there will always be a day or two a week when he doesn't want to eat. At this time, he desperately jumped high, his limbs were weak and dizzy. Mosquitoes, flies and bedbugs often boo at this time, which is also a time when they are proud, because they can fly to the height of the wellhead and finally fly out of toad's sight. This is enough to make the arrogant toad envy. Because they have always been sworn enemies, Toad has to rely on them to make a living. For the sake of dignity, Toad never asked how big he was outside, and always complained bitterly for his brothers and sisters. Silence each other.

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Toad wants to see the outside world by the well more and more, but he can't surpass the jumping height set last month. It already knows its vertical limit, and at the same time knows that its vitality has reached its peak. Many troubles have nowhere to talk, and I feel more and more lonely It seems that the only way to survive is to jump out of this well. Toad can't calm his mind, regardless of the sinister outside and the comfort in the well, he still stubbornly breaks through his vertical boundaries. Jump, jump, jump!

Until one day, it finally couldn't jump. After a few days, it was not in the mood to eat, and its height did not increase, so that its limbs stretched across the bottom of the well and looked like a specimen. Mosquitoes, flies and bedbugs all hope that the toad will die and rot as soon as possible, because the aftertaste of that pig is too weak to smell. But at this time, it began to rain, and the well that was about to dry up was brought with a little toad's vitality, at least the longitudinal distance from the wellhead was shortened. Toad who hasn't touched water for a long time is full of energy. The desire to eat increased and I ate a full meal of mosquitoes and flies. The living target has come back to life.

Toad's nature tells it that spring is coming in the south. It is looking forward to the next bigger spring rain.

During this time, the toad has already raised enough energy, and it feels that this is the last fight in its life.

The sky outside the wellhead is suddenly darker than before it rained, the atmosphere is depressed, and the air is as depressed as death. All the animals in the well had a premonition that a storm was coming. Except for the toad, all the animals were glued to the wall. Toad moves his limbs and muscles, thinking that this opportunity must not be missed at the best moment of his life. It must go out of the well to see what the world really looks like. The mosquitoes and flies on the borehole wall did not move at all, and the toad didn't want to eat at all. It knows that what is most needed at this time is lightness and flexibility.

With a bang, heavy raindrops finally fell rapidly. The water in the well rises rapidly, and other animals don't know whether they are alive or dead, but toad's heart is choppy and ups and downs. The more water there is, the more it dilutes the filth in the well. Toad feels this completely unknown world as never before. Toads rise with the water.

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It must be providence, otherwise why did the rain stop when it was almost successful? Toad estimated that the distance from the surface of the water to the wellhead was much larger than the highest height he jumped. Totally desperate. You know, it's midsummer, so it rains as much as it can. The continuous high temperature in the next few days caused the well water level to drop significantly. Although the water in the well is cold, the clean water surface can't attract mosquitoes and flies. Toad was so hungry these days that he felt like sinking. Then he saved some strength to go upstream, sink again, go upstream three times, sink again, go upstream twice, sink again, and finally stop swimming.

I don't know how long it took, but it vaguely saw someone looking into the wellhead. It feels that it has a little strength and goes upstream. Near the water, a barrel fell from the sky. Hit it with a star. It was swept into the bucket by the water nest, and when it woke up, it heard a scream, and a little girl ran away crying. The bucket fell down and all the water ran away. Toad crawled outside slowly, feeling very scared, and quickly jumped into the nearby grass.

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Toad already knows that he is at the well. He felt that the new world had suddenly come, and he dared not move in the grass, but his shortness of breath made him feel bulging.

Outside, a bearded man took the girl who had just been frightened to the barrel to comfort her and tell her not to be afraid, because her father is here!

There is no water in the bucket, only water drops are flowing. The flowing water returned to the well along the low-lying place. The girl's father put her down and looked into the well. He thinks the water is clear and there is no problem. I threw the bucket in again, waiting for the bucket to make a toad to judge whether the water here is drinkable. He estimated that the bucket had reached the bottom of the well and shook the rope, hoping to pump something out of the bottom of the well. The little girl tugged at her father's trousers and hid behind him to wait with him.

Dad coaxed his lovely daughter while shaking the pulley, telling her that it was just a little toad and wouldn't hurt her. The little girl looked curiously at the barrel that was about to come up. When dad came up, he vaguely saw the ribs in the bucket and got goose bumps all over. Afraid of scaring his daughter, he lied that he had no strength and asked his baby daughter to call her mother. The daughter went.

Dad carefully looked into the bucket that was about to come up and found that it was just the skeleton of a pig. He fished it out and buried it under a tree, then pretended as if nothing had happened. The mother came over with her child in her arms. After the husband and wife asked about the situation, they coaxed the child to buy her candy to eat!

Toad saw all this, and he couldn't understand anything except how he got up. But it still didn't dare to move at all, and kept a posture for a long time. It is getting dark. Toad tried to move, climbed a few times, and felt nothing big. Then he tried to eat some mosquitoes. I thought there were too few mosquitoes and no flies outside. I also learned to scold my mother like a worm in the well. Anyway, I'm not hungry for the time being.

After toad was not hungry, he felt very excited and climbed out of the grass. God, it's so big outside, there are tens of thousands more stars than those seen in the well, and there is no end in the horizontal space. Happy toads are jumping around. It believes that this moment is the best moment in its life. Several fireflies circled around this stupid but cute little toad. The breeze on the plain makes the grass and toad carefree together. Toad is depressed for his past narrowness, and feels infinitely beautiful for his future openness. Toad likes frivolity, starry sky and freedom. It turned, thought, and fell asleep unconsciously.

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When toad woke up, he looked around, thought about it, jumped away and disappeared.

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I planned to go up the mountain this morning last night, but I didn't expect to get up too early. It seems to be after 2 o'clock, and it is still dark. I finally counted to 4. It will be dawn at 30, so we can go up the mountain.

Watching the sunrise is beautiful, but many people who get up early for work don't care if it is beautiful. I don't think it doesn't matter, but the location is not suitable. There is really no place on the plain where you can see the sun in particular, but it will be different if you go up the mountain. A little dialectical.

When I got halfway up the mountain and looked back at the sun, I was already taller than me. The young sun is impatient, lifeless and a little scorching, but fortunately, the temperature is not high and it is cooler when going up the mountain. When I broke in 50 meters from Fiona Fang, the half-way domestic dog growled and told the area that it was hidden.

There is a big sign in front, "Go up the mountain without fire, walk without smoke". I want to put a cigarette in my mouth, but I don't have a lighter. Look back at this small town, and then look at the distance. It is smoky and feels like Huangshan Mountain. Experts once said: morning exercise is not good for your health. Climb the mountain once in the morning and you will understand everything. Industrial waste gas is everywhere, and many people who do morning exercises in the town are faithful and not stupid, thinking that their health is getting better day by day.

Climb high and look far, and be open-minded.

There is no road on the mountain. Later, due to the expansion of the quarry, a mountain road was built and the turf was removed. It only rained a few times, and the mountain road became a temporary river, and the mountain soil was taken away to leak stones, and the road was destroyed. The whereabouts of the stone truck are unknown. The quarry has limited financial resources, so it is estimated that the asphalt road can not be repaired.

When I went back, everyone was going up the hill. Look at your watch. It's only after 5 o'clock. Someone was burning nearby, and I remembered that big brand. Why don't you lend me a light yourself? It's a pity that I didn't bring any cigarettes. The country is giving farmers tax exemption, and it is reasonable to burn wasteland.

Young grass has grown on the mountain, and fruit trees have been planted in places with poor soil and water conservation. There are traces of grafting on every tree-the grafting holes on the branches are covered with plastic sheets. Everything should be educated, otherwise the apple tree and banana tree will be grafted together, and finally even the plastic sheets will not be wrapped. Fortunately, apples and bananas are not in the same area, and no one will make such a mistake.

I remember that at this time of the year, I can see one or two small snakes coming out of the cave after hibernating. I didn't see them this time, but I thought of toads. Although ugly, they hit it off after meeting. Long time no see. I wonder if it has the habit of hibernating after coming out of the well. It is estimated that this time difference is difficult to overcome. It told me that it would come to live on this mountain, but I couldn't see it easily. Such a big mountain still has protective color, so it's hard to guess where it went.

Colleagues at work said that the bullfrogs sold in the supermarket were so big. I don't know how to eat that thing. Frog legs are delicious, but I haven't eaten them. Not because of environmental protection, nor because I can't eat. I eat home-cooked food, and few people decide to go to the small market near their home to buy frog when thinking about what to eat. So I don't have much chance to eat. I deny that my toad brother was eaten. I don't think anyone will use toad to solve the problem. Besides, toads are poisonous. Traditional Chinese medicine can be made or soaked in liquid medicine as a specimen.

I'm worried about toad. I am always away from home now. This is a strange road of life, which is very inconvenient for a toad ... I think what it does, but it is the life and death of a stinking toad? Although he is no longer in the well, he is still a toad, and this fate cannot be changed. I think the reason for this toad is that it has ideals and revenge like many people. As far as I have observed the society for several years, there are many examples of this kind of toad, but it can't be achieved by my own efforts. It's really unfair to get away with it. Maybe I am extreme, maybe I am ideal. Why do so many people seem to be lazy all day? I look angry. It makes sense to think about them carefully. Society is realistic. Too many ideals can only be said like eloquent literati, and few doers can be found at all. Reading too much is not necessarily a good thing. For example, recently, Wen Li, named Education, can't even adapt to the living environment. What can people do? Can only scold with Li Ao. I suddenly thought of the personality differences between the East and the West. The east talks about survival of the fittest, while the west talks about changing the environment to adapt to oneself. People in Taiwan Province Province are western in character, so it is difficult to get along with the mainland. Ordinary people don't care about unity, but always care about life. Therefore, many Americans choose the president only by appearance and looks. As for the policy after taking office, it is realistic that westerners' interest in politics is declining, which doesn't matter. No one can tell the personality orientation of the East and the West.

There are schools, junior high schools and primary schools near my home, and a kindergarten was set up a few days ago. As a result, the school gate was covered with messy patterns of castles, mushrooms and small animals. First middle school, then primary school, and now kindergarten. I think this order is a bit strange. This is where I finished high school. Children should go to a good school, and adults should earn a lot of money, so adults should be big officials and earn a lot of money to support their children to a good school. How can such a society not develop? When I was in middle school, the government set up an ordinary high school for family education. As a result, the enrollment rate was 0% after one year, and the principal became the terminator. Educators are hard to do. For example, Wen Li said that the quality of the mainland was low, and as a result, it was recently involved and endless.

Everyone has a dilemma of choice and an unknown wait. Yu believes that many works in the world have grasped this dilemma and unknown structure. In his eyes, A Dream of Red Mansions is a dilemma, and The Old Man and the Sea is a dilemma. My frog in the well also has difficulties and unknowns.

For example, toad couldn't get out of the well at that time and was in a dilemma. Now I don't know the whereabouts of toad, which is unknown. Nobel's conditions are enough. When I have time, I will change my name to Toad and Well. Hemingway, don't scold me, thank you!

In recent years, the ratings of film and television dramas have been sluggish, and actors say that the quality of programs depends on the audience. I wonder if Xiaogang Feng's "mobile phone" has been refunded. I have been thinking, what are the concepts of commercial art and so-called pure art? Art is something that makes people think deeply and think much. If easy things can achieve results, why do you need those famous books? We must have Van Gogh's paintings, because they are unique, but literature doesn't matter. A writer's manuscript is not as valuable as a painter's painting. Therefore, writers often take part in many social activities to make others accept their ideas. Whether the reader has the final say or not. Therefore, before the release of "Mobile Phone", the director did a good job of keeping secrets, and there were many curious people in China, so the box office should be no problem. Everything in business is about this business.

Finally, I'm sorry. There are so many incoherent words that there are no themes and digressions. I wrote for a long time and cried several times because of hunger. sorry

postscript

Article (6) should be regarded as a postscript, but I wrote these things two years ago. Because my personal thoughts are changing, I always feel a little inappropriate in retrospect today. I didn't want to post it originally, but posting it made me feel sorry for myself, let alone others. Because (5) is really deceptive. I can't help it. Although the novel is made up, it is attached to the fact. For two years, "I still haven't seen Toad", but Toad's condition is not very good, and I can't bear to write it miserably. Now that I have a blog, my things will not be as heavy as forums. I can see them easily if I have the heart. Here is a postscript and a little supplement.

In a word, no one can say what will happen to toad. Look at his nature.

The postscript was probably written in 2006.