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Call green tea bitch if you don't swear. Horse's words that hurt people (48 selected sentences)

Boyfriends don't drink green tea.

Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

3. Ride your father, Nima, with a difficulty factor of 8.

You are like a god beast.

5, don't be hypocritical with me, I'm too lazy to perfunctory.

6. Girls don't have to pretend. I want Rick's green tea.

7. Everything is going up in price, but people are getting more and more embarrassed!

8. Are you hitting on my man with big breasts or big ass?

9. You can't do this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?

10, March 8th! ! * * * told you to go home, don't make a fool of yourself here!

1 1, you bastard, a rogue who lives by force.

12, frankly speaking, you can hold up a brothel.

13, don't always treat me like your mother, I have no obligation to educate you.

14, can you stop talking about the amount? I think you can't shit.

15, maybe you are really good, but I may not respect you!

16, I really want to slap you, a dog who can't afford to pretend.

17, put down my lords and go home to play with your eggplant.

18, incense is incense after all, and it won't turn into sweet cake if it is steamed in a pot.

19, I don't want to know that you are sick. Don't be so obvious, okay?

20, long face, wipe your eyes, please see what a face is.

2 1, never seen such a green lotus. It's really muddy but not stained.

22. You reach orgasm much faster than him in one minute. What do you want him to do?

23. Your small temper is nothing more than a big mouth and a light fan.

Goddess Goddess talks about it all day. What do you know about them?

25. If I hit you, would you just look for my boyfriend?

26. What makes my things more useful? Do you want my chewed gum?

I really want to know how far you can go on the road.

28. Why not find a quiet place and count the brain cells by yourself?

29. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean, shameless people are just like you

30. Put Lao Zi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously!

3 1, you go back and wash your face, and I'll give you 10 Jin of perfume to cover your big dregs.

32. My dog won't let me be with a silly fork, even though it knows you are a silly fork.

33. Do you think you are exquisite? Save me the waste of saliva, my saliva counts money!

34. You, snack, don't treat a piece of slag in the sea as a flower by the river.

Your hair turned white when you played with your heart, but didn't it end up in my hands?

36. Who's calling, please? I want to ask her why she has so much courage to give birth to you.

37. Ouch, you think you're awesome, and you're still holding your ass and spitting shit here.

If she is shorter than you, say to her: Please stand up and talk to me! Stand Up!

Don't flatter yourself in front of me. False eyelashes and cosmetic contact lenses have fallen off. I don't think you are so smug!

40. It's my fault that I have no vision. I treat you like a human being. If I knew, I would buy a dog chain around your neck.

4 1, there are more and more animals in society today. I forgive you for doing more animals in order to maintain your noble status as an animal.

42. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you!

43. You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish, and you will always serve the people.

44. If you don't give someone a hug and roll together, you will regret going back for further study and taking you to choose the mode to dream.

45. Do you think you are a plastic bag? You keep packing. You think you are a bus, stop when you say it, and get on when you say it!

46. Every time I pass by the cemetery at night, I will take out my mobile phone and look at your photo, telling myself what is more terrible than you?

47. I am not a schemer who talks sweetly and hypocritically every day, nor a bitch who complains every day. So it's normal for you not to like me.

48. I know that I have been living under a man's crotch all these years. You should stand up straight and be a man. Don't go out and be scolded, because I will feel bad, baby.