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The difference between tofu pudding and monkey protection

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As an upright pollen+tofu pudding rice+fairy queen.

Just want to say

Of course, we must be sure and very sure, and we must be absolutely sure.

There are two people in our family.

Absolute absolute

Not a real king.

This is heaven.

First paradise road

No. 1

Don't listen to those monkey rice nonsense.

What do they know?

Their protection of monkeys is a thing of the past. ...

Yes, they are ancestors.

But they are the past and represent memories.

All the monkey protection meals have a thorough understanding of monkey protection.

99% comes from memories.

And our two treasures and our tofu pudding rice.

But it has a past, a present and a brighter future.

They are crazy with jealousy.

Tofu pudding show hype?

I laughed until I was weak.

I don't even want to scold you anymore.

Poor monkey rice doesn't even know the present situation of its owner.

How can I expect you to know our tofu pudding?

We share joys and sorrows.

The feelings of tofu pudding are not hype or show.

They are all difficult and dangerous all the way, relying on each other and hugging each other.

Seven years, seven years.

How much sorrow, how much blood and tears.

Replacement event

Poisoning incident

Leg injury incident

Parent-child event

Drunk driving incident

There are many unknown n events.

....

....

Think back to the beginning.

When the East first made its debut.

One as the leader of the group

One is the head of the delegation

Xiu Xiu is simple.

One day I love to cry.

Cookie is just a child.

When beancurd meets any problems, it's only the other side.

That feeling is not made, it is real.

Lapierre de la Tente

Wang qishi

People's eyes are the windows of the soul, and they can perform actions, but they can't fool people.

I'm sorry to ask, did you monkeys look at each other so crazy?

If you must ask them together.

Yiyou Monkey and Douhua are both SM-born and have a very large team of kings.

Youer Monkey and Tofu Douhua knew each other before their debut and had a history of cohabitation.

The three-friend monkey and the bean flower have gone through ups and downs, difficulties and obstacles, and come together.

Both Sifu Monkey and Tofu Douhua have said "We are married".

Una monkeys and tofu pudding are always tired of hugging, kissing and touching each other.

Liu You and our Hao Hao belong to the same family.

There are too many differences. Let's pick a few points.

A (by age) to protect monkeys is a big attack and a small defense; Tofu pudding is a big attack

Second, the monkey love resistance is small; Tofu pudding is very resistant to love (if you want to know why, you can often go to Tofu pudding)

Three-friend monkeys love each other like lovers; Tofu pudding loves like a couple.

Four monkeys are past tense; Tofu pudding is in the present continuous tense.

Una monkey rice hurts the brain (because it is often YY); Tofu pudding rice hurts eyes (because of frequent observation)

abstract

If it's lovers, friends, relatives.

therefore

We tofu are husband and wife, close comrades-in-arms, and the most special existence in each other's lives.

Lovers need each other's sweetness and tenderness, but husband and wife have long been integrated. Many times, a look, a small gesture, both sides can get the message. )

Please forward the following words to your friends.

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thank you

Honey, you are absolutely right.

Tofu pudding is really not king.

Wangdao road

It is hype in itself.

It's for the show.

And we beancurd are husband and wife, true love.

Wang Dao's statement

Tofu pudding is not uncommon.

Our tofu pudding rice is even more rare.

If you think monkeys are the ancestors of kings.

Please make yourself at home.

Let's not argue.

Our family's set of flowers said a word:

"Tofu pudding is a real CP, not used on programs. Just standing there is enough to convince people of its authenticity. "