Love humor punch line: a medicine can cure you from giggling when you see a text message!

1. I have been a party member in * * * for 49 years. On the day I was arrested 1, they hit me, but I didn't confess. The next day, I still didn't confess my money. On the third day, they gave it to a girl, and I confessed. On the fourth day, I tried to confess. Damn, I'm liberated.

2. Don't move. Gangland raid! Those who know me stand on the left, and those who don't know me stand on the right! Those who want to laugh stand in the middle and stare at the mobile phone! Yes! Only you! Put the phone down and put your hands on your head! Listen; Happy new year!

When you see this message, I have already left. I will travel all over the world until I find a medicine that can cure your smirk when you see the message!

Wash your hands before and after meals, line up and leave one by one. If you want a girlfriend, shout after reading the text message!

The butterfly said to the bee: You are so stingy. You pretend to be full of sweet words, but you won't give me a word. The bee said, hum, you are talking about me. You have two antennas on your head. Why didn't you send me a message?

6. Are you lonely? If yes, go downstairs and buy a rope and a stick, tie the rope to the stick, and swing the stick on the roof when it is windy. When someone asks you what you are doing, you say, I'm out of my mind!

7. Now, watch CCTV 1. Zhao Benshan was killed and the police blocked the whole northeast. 19 people died, 32 people were injured, 1 1 people were missing, 1 people were fooled! I hear you are very clever. Do you know who I am?

8. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? -Stop dreaming, wash your feet and sleep!

9. Being busy occasionally does not mean forgetting; With the coming of winter, may you feel better; Forgotten greetings, this time together to compensate: all the concerns, condensed this short message, I wish you a merry Christmas!

10, send you a happy flower, keep it in your mobile phone, it will bring you good luck! But remember to pour some water to your mobile phone often, and water the flowers inside!

1 1, lying in bed looking at your letter to me, my heart is full of bitterness. The words in the letter hurt my heart like an ice pick. The letter said: I will pay you back next month!

12, the gods release snowflakes to make you forget your past troubles, and the cold wind closes the window to make you feel warm; I send my best wishes for a smoother coming year and a happy New Year's Day in advance!

13, I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it!

14, I heard that you went to xishuangbanna tourism and were besieged by a group of wild boars. The passengers immediately took out food and money, but the wild boars were unmoved. You took out your unique ID card, and a group of wild boars knelt down and cried, Boss, we found you.

15, you see my infatuation from your eyes, my hospitality from your eyes, my true love from your eyes, and I look into your eyes deeply. Wow! What a big piece of gum!

16, acquaintance is the most precious fate, missing is the most beautiful mood, knowing each other is the tacit understanding, and blessing is the most sincere greeting. Whenever and wherever, stop looking and bring my blessing.

Talking about peerless love: infatuation is a disease.

Although infatuation is a disease, it is easy to be touted as a will or belief by outsiders. Perhaps many people will have the mentality of sympathy for the weak and losers, and it is easy to have some recognition or praise for spoony people. Even if they don't agree, they don't have the heart to hit people when they are down. As the so-called sincerity, the stone opens, infatuation will remain in this environment, and eventually be trapped by the love of life woven by yourself.

Through the girl full of candles, I vaguely saw the Mona Lisa approaching in my dream, floating out of the curling candle and projecting on the girl's innocent and beautiful smiling face. I suddenly had a strange idea that a girl like water must be the embodiment of white snowflakes outside the window. Otherwise, how can a girl like water have such radiant beauty? That moment must be the most gorgeous moment I have ever seen.

The emotional thing is very strange. When you are devoted, the other person is detached. When you are detached, the other person is very involved. Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, because there is expectation, so we will be disappointed, because there is love, there will be expectation, so even if we are disappointed, it is also a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.

If he says he doesn't love you anymore, believe him. At any time, tell yourself that someone who doesn't love you is lucky to leave. I believe you will get better. Be kind to yourself and make your life colorful. Is to make your life more exciting. Not to make someone regret it.

Since it is unacceptable to break up, some people will break up even if they tear their faces. I don't think the reason is important. Persistence is the best part of this relationship. Unless, you still care about the reason; Unless, of course, you are not a persistent person at all. Do you care why? Are you persistent enough?

I can pay for you, I can change for you, I can give up for you, I can do anything you want, I can get rid of bad habits, I can learn from you, I can stop complaining, I can stop being angry, I can stop being self-righteous, I can stop being hypocritical and open the sky for our communication for you. Trust you, love you and depend on you. Love is perfect in the moonlight, and only the love given is beautiful.

How many times have I had the opportunity to confess to you over the years, but I never got up the courage. I dare not confess to you, for fear of disturbing the peace of your world, and for fear that my casual appearance will affect your life. My love finally became popular in the mode of no chance. I can't rely on you all my life, I can only face each other across the sea. For this, I will regret it all my life.

After breaking up, we can't be friends, because we hurt each other and can't be enemies. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers. Knowing that you will be there, knowing that this is a lifelong agreement, in order to get the right circle and make the right circle happy, you may make a promise. Love is an escape process. When you complain too much, you don't love him.

Marriage is when you love this person and then take ta away. If TA loves you, even if the ends of the earth have suffered a lot, she will go with you ... but many people have to look at each other's family background, parents, looks, work and even horoscope. How ridiculous it is to use the constellation to decide whether you love each other. Love is the combination of two people's hearts; Marriage is a combination of values and lifestyle; The rest, it's all outside the body.

The happiest place in life is the emotional network we have been building. Happiness means I'm hungry. Seeing someone holding a meat bun in his hand, he was happier than me. I'm cold. He was happier than me when he saw someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket. I want to go to the toilet. It's just a pit. You are happier than me when you squat there.

Our love, although not as vigorous as in the classics, is enough to touch your heart and mine. I will spend my life with you and care for you wholeheartedly. I will love you forever until the end of time.

When we are young, we will always look into the distance again and again, full of longing for the distant road, although flickering and full of confusion. Sometimes it's like being surrounded by dense fog. Only you can understand the confusion and helplessness. Although I am a little lonely, confused and helpless, I still face it bravely, because this is my youth, not others', only mine.

If every butterfly is the soul of a flower, then every reincarnation is just to find a grateful home in your heart. Then, in the afterlife, let me find you, let my eyes see through your joys and sorrows, and make you a prosperous Tang Dynasty with tears. When we meet again, I just want to smile at each other, say a shallow long time no see, do everything well and sing a long song for each other.

Talk about mood phrases with realistic sad sentences: Missing is an incurable disease.

Since you can't do it, don't force others to do it.

Everyone can't be perfect, and there will be some flaws in others' eyes.

If you love life, life will love you. Life is like this.

Life is so long that we should do something meaningful to spend it.

There was once a true love, the first love, and the first love was always beautiful.

I just want to spend my life with you, even if there will be more ups and downs.

Not before, not now.

I want to say, please don't look at me today with the eyes of the past

Everyone will change and will always change.

You never know, someone has been watching you silently.

We agreed to go together, but you left me first.

I used to be very happy, just because I was always with you.

It's not that I don't want to have love, but I'm afraid of the harm it brings.

Now that you have made a promise, let's spend it happily together.

In my heart, you are my exclusive, and you are my favorite in this life.

I just want to be with you all my life, but you never give me a chance.

Time is the most basic chip of success, and it takes time to see the light of success.

Love is such a wonderful feeling that it is always hidden in my heart.

You just accidentally touched my loneliness, but I thought you would understand me and give me happiness.

You are the only one in my life, and I am afraid to leave you every second.

You are just a passer-by in my life, but you will always exist in my mind.

We loved each other in those years, but love has come to an end.

I want to freeze the time more than once, just to keep the moment with you.

I just want to love one person all my life, and there is only one person in my heart all my life.

Missing is a disease, and it is an incurable disease.

After separation, you have become a hurdle for me, and you have always existed in my world.

Falling in love with you makes me bring disgrace to oneself, but I can't get your heart in the end.

Although you don't love me, I believe you will love me one day.

Try to be strong, just to be strong in front of you.

We can't be together after all, maybe our meeting is just a prank of God.

Although I love you very much, I still don't have the courage to say it.

The tighter you hold, the faster you lose. Now I finally understand the truth of this sentence.

If you let go, you won't have to suffer by yourself. If you let go of your feelings, you don't have to remember yesterday.

How much I want to grow old with you carelessly, but you just don't give me a chance.

There were so many obstacles that I thought I couldn't get through, but now it's over after all.

Happiness is accumulated bit by bit and the crystallization of hard work.

Not wanting to go back doesn't mean I don't miss you anymore, just the past.

We once fell in love, just for a moment, just like Sanqiu.

Let go, when he leaves, maybe your life has just begun.

Love has just begun. It's just that happiness is coming to an end.

Time really can't wait, what is lost is forever.

My promise is only for you, and you will be the love of my life.

I thought you would wait for me in the same place, but looking back, you have changed beyond recognition.

Don't wait until my heart is tired to say how much you love me.

As long as you are by my side, everything in front of me will be beautiful.

In those years, we were together and walked the road of happiness together.

Although I can't make everyone trust me, I will try my best to make you trust me.

Even if some words are not said, others will know what they mean.

The most beautiful love story on campus: I have you in every future I imagine.

1, it's hard for me to possess something that tastes right.

People who want to live in their hearts will live at home in the future.

3. Good love is always the effort of two people, not the grievance of one person.

I hope you're just late, not lost to find someone else.

Because I don't know if we will have next life, I will work so hard to give you the best in this life.

6. If I can have super powers, I will light up the dark corner of your heart, beat the monster away, and then sneak some candy in.

7. Love is to find that special person, someone you can always rely on, share happiness and pain, and become a partner, lover and friend.

8. I hope I always like you, love you, be persistent and firm. Then, when you are old, I can't walk any further, and I will tell you with a grin and wrinkles: Look, I like you all my life.

9. What if two people have been together for a long time and have no freshness? Novelty is that two old people experience new things together, not people who have been changing new things.

10, with people who deserve it year after year.

1 1. The person you really love always makes you angry, but you can't find out what he did wrong.

12, I want to hug you from a distance, instead of saying I miss you with my mobile phone.

13, maybe the heart is not love, the heart is, not meeting you at the best time, but meeting you is the best time.

14, not afraid to wait, afraid to wait until the end without you.

15, every future I imagine has you.

16, I just want simple companionship, unconditional trust and visible concern.

17, I can't think of any other words except being lucky to meet you, but being loved is an honor.

18, everyone's view of love is probably to find someone who knows himself.

19, what you like may not be suitable for you, but what is around you is always the best. I hope someone will treat you like before, love you deeply and never let you down.

What matters is not how good he is, but how good he is to you.

2 1, the person who really waits for you, he will always wait sincerely; People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around.

22. May you always be my armor. No matter whether you are stable or drifting, I will feel at ease with you.

23. When you are around, I seem to have turned on the function of automatically shielding others.

24, don't love too hard, two wrong people break up, maybe can create the happiness of four people.

25. Nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

26. Love is not finding the best person, but finding the one that suits you best.

27. I hope that the person you like won't make you cry, let you feel wronged, ignore you, give you a response and like you more.

28. If you are hot, I will score one point, and if you are cold, I will retreat one point. If you are neither salty nor light, I may not be infatuated.

29. Some people teach you to be gentle and mature, but those who really love you will only teach you to be a child again.

30. There will always be someone suitable for you, waiting for you at the right time and place. May we all find the most suitable person to spend our lives with. It is my luck to meet you in the most beautiful years.

3 1, the craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.