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Afraid of being provoked? How to reply

Afraid of being provoked? How to reply

Reject the ridiculed sentence and reply 1.

"What time is it now?"

"At eight o'clock. 』

"No, this is the starting point of our happiness!"

"I'd rather you were quiet. 』

"Won't you be tired?"

"No."

"But you've been running around in my head all day!"

"Yes, I'm busy running away. 』

"You are very strange today."

"Where? 』

"It's so cute."

"You are also very strange today. Freak. 』

"If you are instant noodles, what do you think you are?"

"Spicy. 』

"Then can I hit on you?"

"No, but I can bombard you. 』

"A place without water is a desert, so do you know where a place without you is?"

"Where? 』

"It's loneliness."

"Where are you, you are indifferent. 』

"This lipstick is for you. Remember to give it back to me every day. "

"good! 』

* * Wipe off lipstick with toilet paper and throw it away! **

"Do you prefer window or aisle?"

"By the window. 』

"Do you know where I like to lean?"

I don't know. 』

"I like to lean on you."

"I like a cup of you. 』

"I think you look like a garbage truck."

"Why? 』

"Because it makes me want to chase you."

"I also think you look like a garbage truck, because I will want to throw garbage at you. 』

"Do you know what day it is today?"

"What day? 』

"Today is the day when you should pay the rent."

"What to pay the rent? 』

"Because you have lived in my heart for a long time."

"No wonder I think the feng shui where I live is not very good. 』

"Can you mind your mouth?"

"Why? 』

"Otherwise I would want to kiss you."

"You also mind your mouth? I'll want to slap you. 』

"If I am 9, you are 3."

"Why? 』

"Because besides you, I am still you."

"Then I am 0, and you are 1. Because when I multiply it by you, it will always be zero. 』

Remember that girls will fight back when they are teased in the future!

Refuse to be provoked. God answers 2

What are the god's answers to refusing people's confession and how to refuse others better?

1, humorous reply

For most adults, they have been interviewed. During the interview, we often hear a reply, that is, "Go back and wait for the news."

In fact, this kind of official reply can also be used in our daily life. When we face the confession of others, we can directly tell the confessor, "I see, go back and wait for the news." Or "give a reply within three working days. If you don't receive a reply, it is not appropriate. "

This method of rejecting others will be very humorous. Many boys have received such a reply when they profess to girls, and they have basically understood the state. Therefore, girls can use this humorous method to refuse others, which will not only hurt the friendship between the two people, but also ease the embarrassing atmosphere when the confession is rejected.

Step 2 answer politely

Many confessions are developed from friendship, because two people will know each other's temperament after contact, and this emotional factor will gradually sublimate. Therefore, the objects of confession are mostly our friends. In the face of such a situation, we can also directly use "I treat you as a friend and you want to hit on me." Reject other people's confessions.

This method of refusal is more suitable for two close friends, because close friends can make jokes. When the confession is rejected, this relaxed tone can calm the other person's heart.

Only after the confession between friends is rejected, the friendship between the two people will basically be in this embarrassing state, so the exchanges between the two sides will be less. So if you are not completely sure, try not to tell your friends who are playing with you.