Little Shenyang, I want to be a star.

Dear villagers, dear fathers.

Here is an advertisement.

Although the village chief did not succeed,

But ideological work still needs to be done.

Open a psychological clinic at home

Give some money, but no money.

Linjiang village damingming psychology clinic

Attending doctor Zhao Dabao

Telephone crank, crank, crank.

Website: www.kengni.w

Good evening, dear family.

Thank you for your applause.

There's a lot to shoot.

The audience who applauded me all went home to play mahjong.

Go back and shoot without clapping your hands.

Applause doesn't count now

You have finished beating the drum.

Thank you all. Qiu expressed his heartfelt thanks.

Friends who take pictures quickly take pictures.

I'm like this once in a hundred years, and generally you can't see it.

Let me talk to you briefly. I definitely don't look good. I'm sorry for the money you spent.

So don't lie to everyone. What should I do?

But I still want to say this.

I arrived in Yantai this afternoon, and my friend invited me to dinner.

I said, let's go to the snack bar.

He refused the hotel.

I said we didn't have enough money to go to the Grand Hotel.

He said, nothing, I spend money.

I say we go.

At the hotel, this person can pretend to be very good.

I went to eat seafood. After that, sit there and order.

Here comes the waiter. He can pretend.

Sitting there, drinking tea (checking)

Actually, what does he mean, you pour me tea

The waiter seriously ignored it.

As soon as you see a group of people coming, check, check.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

pour (out) tea

The lady said, pour tea (check)

8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

Be anxious, stand up and ask others.

What are you counting?

The little girl said, big brother, I am a dog.

You were happy, and then you brought all the foreman's people.

When asked, the little girl said it was a dog's.

There is nothing to say. I said, let's eat and go.

No, this is also a provocation.

Serve a pot of turtle soup

This guy, that spoon, ask someone else

Miss, may I have soup?

Miss said, brother, drink.

Asshole eats soup.

I'm mad at you. You said we lost our chain when we went to Yantai.

I said pay the bill quickly and let's go.

No, I also said to the lady: Miss, come here.

What did the lady say, big brother?

So there's an asshole in my turtle soup.

You take this bastard out and give us a point.

This lady said she was sorry, big brother.

Eight of you and seven assholes can't share.

Ok, I'll give you the title song "Happy Life" of the famous American singer Chen Shui-bian's large-scale TV series "Water Margin". I hope you will like it.

Friends, let's listen to your own opinions.

Song: Happy life

Singer: Bruce Lee

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Be happy every day if you are alive. Have something to say, can't hold back.

Who told us to be rambling and endless? It's too wordy

I won't tell you, at least we are still busy for this society.

There is a skeleton in the cupboard. How can it be called poverty?

My mother has been busy all her life, and now she has to visit her grandson.

Neighbors have some contradictions, don't we have to talk about it?

Wife, children, brothers and sisters are closest.

Can you just say something inside and outside the hospital?

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If I don't say it, you are worried that if I say it, you will be poor.

You said that the daily necessities are bitter, sweet and bitter.

Good things always screw you up.

There are always a few careless words, ah, we are this person.

Plug in the door and wonder for yourself who can be right in this life.

Who makes us feel such a good blessing sometimes?

Spring blossoms and autumn bears fruit. How happy is family happiness?

Be practical, not vain. Good things naturally grind a lot.

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How many bricks are there on the Great Wall? How many raindrops are there in the spring rain?

Sweet and sour, some people are good at pots and pans, no one doubts.

All hutongs are connected with hutong quadrangles, and hutong quadrangles are quadrangles.

Come out and go in. Busy every day. hahaha.

Countless seas and mountains in a lifetime.

Grandpa's head is full of white hair, and grandma has thousands of stitches.

The beauty of the morning, the infinite moment of sunset.

Crowds of pigeons rustle and sing a new day.

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So-and-so, so-and-so.

Playing basketball with a rubber band and crying for a wife.

So-and-so, so-and-so.

A secret that can't be hidden, an unspeakable taste.

So-and-so, so-and-so.

Chopped green onion mixed with tofu is clear and white, and my heart is beautiful.

So-and-so, so-and-so.

Wo Wo Wo Wo, I'm mine. I am who I am. I am who I am. Let's go

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You sing very well. Have another drink.

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I am entertaining myself. Nobody told me to shout.

Next, I want to give you the title song of my new album, a Zhuo Ma from Yadong.

Please tell me with applause if you like.

Song: Zhuo Ma.

Singer: Yadong

Hometown of Zhuo Ma

Yadong

Lyrics: three gold

Grassland wind

Clouds on the grassland

Sheep on the grassland

Flowers on the grassland

Grassland water

Girls on the grassland

Ah, Zhuo Ma.

Ah, Zhuo Ma.

Zhuomala, a girl on the grassland

You have a flower name

Beautiful girl zhuomala

You smile like a flower.

Beautiful girl zhuomala

You are like a free bird.

Sing on the grassland

You are like a butterfly flying in spring.

Shine in the flowers

Ah, Zhuo Ma.

Gesanghua on the grassland

You dedicate your song to the snow-capped mountains.

Raise your snow mountain.

You gave beauty to the grassland.

Raise your grassland

You are like a glass of sweet wine.

Drunk day and drunk moon.

You are like a melodious pastoral song.

Beautiful snow-capped mountains and beautiful grasslands.

Ah, Zhuo Ma.

Gesanghua on the grassland

You dedicate your song to the snow-capped mountains.

Raise your snow mountain.

I'm contestant No.5 Chris Lee, thank you.

Friends, on this warm and romantic night.

Let's have some applause and shouts. How about cooperation?

I wish you all a prosperous career, a healthy body, countless money, no hard work, romance like music and countless happiness in the new year.

The New Year is coming. I wish you all Pepsi, Fanta, Wahaha and Gao Legao every year. You feel like Sprite, always standing out from the crowd.