Popular Humorous Message Sentences (Selected 5 1 Sentence)

2, kill birds, I am an angel!

3, pick * *, the skirt is easy to pull.

4, rich people, people without money are difficult.

5, impulsive, children and grandchildren crisis!

6. Oh, my God. My clothes have lost weight again.

7. Heaven is in a woman's cave!

I love you, but you have to sleep with me.

9. Either live well or die quickly.

10, China people * * * and China canteen vice minister!

1 1, sometimes, except whether a lie is true or not!

12, contraceptive effect: adult if not successful.

13 benefactor make a b and come to Japan for a chest touch!

14, my id is fake, don't believe that I am a liar.

15, you know what you look like without peeing.

Love is light love; Love is deep love.

17, let me kneel on the washboard and kneel on the electric heater!

18, Peacock tried to open the screen, but it showed its asshole!

19, two birds share the same life, a pair of poor butterflies.

20. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

2 1, in the pigsty, you don't have to pay attention to human etiquette.

22, some simple and interesting information, treat all kinds of unpleasant symptoms.

23. Zhuge Liang did not lead troops before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

24, don't eat the pot in the bowl, just take the pot to eat more worry-free.

25. For me, to live is to compromise with God.

26, the thought of the motherland is not unified, you can't help but want to smoke hellip.

27. Czechoslovakia Jack, my wife always complains about me like this.

After two days of weekend rest, everyone is very tired now.

29. I can't sleep at night. I just want to have fun and have sex. No one is here, and a wild dog is working.

30. Your future depends on your dreams now. Let's get some sleep!

3 1, I really don't want to do it, because the pestle has been ground into an embroidery needle.

32. Women like two kinds of flowers best in their life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

33. Cutting off JJ in order to respect God not only hurts yourself, but also offends God!

34. A woman who says she is smart is less likely to be dated than robbed.

35. A woman with a variety of amorous feelings is a lighter, and a woman without amorous feelings is a fire extinguisher.

36. Look carefully now, because there are too many people who are not men or women!

37. set up a stall hellip to make money hellip Japanese wife hellip is born with hellip big hellip and put another stall!

38. Does it still hurt to see a dime? Throw it directly to the begging buddy and make him depressed, hellip

39. Farrow said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I'll treat you to zongzi, stuffing, people and mommy hellip.

40. When the leader values you, it is the time when the leader uses you! But I am eager to be used by the leaders!

4 1, Handan Agricultural Bank Wan awakened my dream, so let's be honest and don't always think about it all day!

42. Oh yeah! Usually normal, sometimes crazy. Who dares to rob my wife? Hellip, I dug his ancestral grave!

43. Why am I not dead yet? That's because I'm waiting to die! Why did I set the fire? That's because I want to die!

44. Several young people said that a beautiful woman in front had a round ass, only to see this beautiful woman turn around and raise her eyebrows: Do you want to touch it?

45. When you enter a foreign company, I will be a worker, because that day is a day when there are many invigilators. -Sit in front of me!

46. Get up every morning and shout: Fuck Japan. This is not only good for health, but also can cultivate patriotic moral sentiments!

47. Give me your bank account number and I'll pay you back now. When I received this message, I was deeply moved.

48. Theoretically, I have two kinds of smiles: grin, obscene smile, grin and obscene smile. In fact, others say that my smile is extremely obscene.

49. The reason why men are fat and women are thin: men have two bags of fresh milk, a bird's nest and two pieces of abalone every night; Women only eat one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night.

50. There is only one reason to move forward and one hundred reasons to retreat. Many people look for 100 reasons all day to prove that he is not a coward, but there is never any reason to prove that he is a warrior.

5 1, my wife supported me to buy a car for the first time, so I don't have to worry about bringing things when I go to see my mother, and I can bring more things back when I go to see my mother. hellip