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No one drinks Meng Po Tang.
It is said that when the baby was born, people panicked and couldn't find scissors to cut the umbilical cord. When the people present were in a hurry, the child suddenly said, "It's covered under the quilt!" " People were startled and all fell silent. The child added, "Under the quilt." Everyone finally saw that it was really a baby. Grandma hurried to find scissors, cut the umbilical cord, wrapped the baby and said, "Baby, why are you talking?" You are too young to talk. " The child stopped making noise.
From then on, children are no different from other children.
But this incident caused quite a stir. An old man said: The child didn't drink Meng Po Tang before he was reborn. There is no other explanation, and everyone can only agree with this statement. Like a gust of wind, there is nothing after blowing.
A few years later, I heard that the child was three years old and still didn't say a word. Once adults took them out to play, and some people praised the children for their good looks. Adults said, "What's the use of being good-looking? I can't even speak. " At this moment, the child suddenly spoke: didn't you let me talk? "Adult said with surprise," son, you can talk later.
After that, the child began to talk again.
Although it is a bit strange, there is no other explanation.
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