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Kua Da Ge's jingle rhymes.

Kua eldest brother's jingle jingle:

1, it doesn't matter if you have a baby. I am afraid that if I buy a house, I will lose everything and earn money to repay the loan.

2, the sky is gray, in the wild, rabbits will also play hooligans.

3. The sky is gray, the ground is gray and the maple leaves are frosty. The lights are bright, the moon is bright and the pen is fragrant.

4, mistook the routine for affection and stepped on the pit with joy. Others laugh at my naivety, and I laugh at others for their deep routines.

5. A little pig is amazing. At eight o'clock every morning, he eats with his mouth instead of bowls and chopsticks. Do you think pigs are stupid? He's still reading text messages.

6, the average boy is generally arrogant, and the average girl is inclined.

7. Make a centenary wish today and celebrate Tanabata together. Swearing is harmful to health, and it becomes dirty when you listen to it with the wind. Digging 3,000 tons of earwax, 100 acres of fertile land became a granary.

8, no manned, no overload, safe riding is not fast.

9. Go to the countryside by jeep and go straight to the township government. My eyes are red with wine, and my stomach is full of drums. Go back and get the subsidy, push.

10, there is a kind of trauma called baldness. There is a kind of gossip called bragging. Don't call two chairs if you have personality.

1 1, the sky is gray, the ground is gray, and the maple leaves are frosty. Daokankan, Tukankan, Acacia is sorrowful.

12, a cobbler, tastes the same.

13, Chili pepper, an Anshun old hen, with a booming mouth.

14, exercise, self-defense, eat more white flour and less rice. Hold your fart, hold your heart, you can't squeeze out fart, exercise.

15, when love is just lonely, pull a beautiful calf.

16, Tianhuiye, you eat grass and I eat sugar.

17, the accuracy of the dish name report, especially the introduction, the dishes are spread in an orderly way and clearly on the dishes.

18, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves before, and every family needs it. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, so you can't be fooled by buying our combs.

19. The leftover women want to marry Gao Fushuai, but they are not picky enough. The woman has the most say, and it is useless to say it when meeting.

20, touch your hair, don't be afraid; Touch the news and be scared for a while; Touch your ears, get scared, touch your hands, and you will never leave.

Praise the benefits of big brother

1, in a good mood: Brother Kua can always tease and praise with his humorous language, which makes people feel happy and the troubles suddenly disappear.

2. Enhance self-confidence: When you praise your strengths and achievements, you will be full of confidence in yourself, realize your own value and inspire positive motivation.

3. Promote friendship: Brother Kua is good at bringing people closer with praise, enhancing friendship and making people more intimate and harmonious.