Talk about the humor of Double Eleven.

1, last year's clothes don't match my temperament this year, so double 1 1 must be chopped.

2. Double Eleven is coming. I don't know why my husband has put away all the bank cards at home. Is this wool?

After countless times of "I'll chop my hand again", I'm already a thousand-handed Guanyin.

4. Singles Day reminds you of ugliness, and Double Eleven reminds you of poverty.

5. Double Eleven and Three Pains: Watch others buy in buy buy, watch couples show their love, and watch couples show their love while buying in buy buy.

6. Every year I feel like Guanyin with a thousand hands, an inexhaustible hand.

7. In the past, people asked me when to take off the order, but now they ask me if I want to place an order.

8. It will be the Double Eleven soon. 1 1 In the early morning, I turned on my wife's or girlfriend's mobile phone, logged into Alipay, and entered the wrong password for 3I times. Then, the world was quiet. Don't thank me. My name is Lei Feng.

9. It used to be a Christmas New Year's Day party, but now it's a double 1 1 party. The economic level has obviously dropped, so close your eyes and go to sleep!

10, until just now I realized that the original intention of learning online shopping is actually to save money!