A few interesting phrases

Couple funny sentences and sentences are the basic expressions of people's daily communication. In life, many people communicate by talking. Sentences can help express our inner thoughts. There are many sentences. The following are funny sentences suitable for couples.

Couple funny phrase 1 1, my life is up to me, and heaven wants to destroy me.

Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a message saying that we are going to break up. Before I was sad, he sent another one. Sorry, it was sent to the wrong person. Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.

Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

4, the body is always moving, and the heart is always static.

5. Women like two kinds of flowers best in their life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

6, red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face, I really miss it!

7, getting up late ruined the morning, getting up early for a stupid day, still not wonderful!

8. Time is always getting old, but it's hard for you to keep all the good things you once had.

9. Life is not only the immediate thing, but also the poems that you can't read and the distant places that you can't reach.

10, I will try to save money to buy an atm.

1 1. Forgive me for smelling like a hooligan instead of your good girl.

12, your appearance and your age have fallen below the issue price.

13, don't argue with people with no quality, because it's like wrestling with pigs. It is not honorable to win, but even more shameful to lose.

14. Good-looking people are cool all year round, but you are only cool in autumn.

15, independent to no one, don't expect warmth except yourself, independent to a person can live better.

16, don't abandon those who accompany you, and don't accompany those who don't like you.

17, life is like anxiety, there is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

18, want to be spoiled, want to be happy, miss you, forget it, ask for money.

19, the road to success is always under construction.

Trust is like a delicate snowflake. Never play with your hands.

2 1, this summer, going out is going into the oven, walking is spicy, sitting is teppanyaki, or don't rain, it will become boiled fish.

22. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

23, please read: lying plum smells flowers, lying branches hurt and hate low. Invited to smell the wet rubble lying in the spring green.

24, do your homework, do it all night, sit all night, and do a page.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

26. I choose kindness, not because I am weak, but because I understand that good and evil will be rewarded.

27. It's okay to drop my mobile phone so many times. Later, I thought it was my height that saved it.

28. Your daughter is incompetent. She will only think of you, but she can't make you admire yourself.

29, rich, do things well, no money, do people well, this is life.

30. The weather is fine today. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

3 1, the headwind direction is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

32, girls who love taking pictures, the mobile phone will not be too bad.

33. Being a good person is hopeless, and being a bad person is not good at it.

34. The boat of life faces the rapids. The weak will choose to escape and give up, and the strong will choose to face and challenge.

35. On the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still delivering food so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

Couple funny short sentence 2 1, let me prove your love with my whole life. I can't cook, but I can wash dishes!

I didn't meet you in the most beautiful years, so the rest of the years are all about you.

3, whoops, I'm so scared, don't go!

4. If you ignore me, I feel that the whole world ignores me; When you care about me, I can't help but ignore the whole world.

5. Changting Road, Cao Fang, Qingyang, it is easy to dump people when you are young. The bell on the first floor struck the fifth watch, and the sadness in my heart was like being sprinkled in the spring rain in March. Ruthless people understand the sufferings of affectionate people, and the melancholy of one inch of acacia has become thousands of strands. Ultima Thule is still far from the end, only the mind is infinitely long, and there is no time. -Yan Shu's Magnolia

6, super super like you, three points in the mouth, very in my heart.

7, accept the fact that love is rare, maybe it will never appear on you.

8. There is a horizon close at hand, an acre of mulberry field called the sea, a bunch of love called till death do us part, and an unforgettable miss. I would like to protect the mulberry field and spread the fruits of missing in your world.

9. I really want to hide you in my chest pocket and melt you warmly so that you can't live without it anymore. From now on, I won't let others think much, just love me.

10, I really really love you.

1 1. People who have tasted love hope that they have never been in love. It turns out that love is just a colorful rainbow, beautiful but suitable for viewing in the distance, and it is short-lived and disappears in an instant. You searched and searched, but it never appeared again.

12, love is like ice cream, you can't enjoy the sweetness if you eat too fast; If you eat too slowly, it will melt naturally. People who love each other should grasp the scale, hold each other's hands and love each other forever!

13, you are my temperate maritime climate, always warm.

14. Why do you forget someone so painfully? Time will make you forget. If time can't make you forget people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

15, I'm used to everything, but I can't get used to not having you.

16, you just surprised me for a few years. From then on, I couldn't live and beg for death.

17, may you both pester each other with love, be considerate and care for each other, * * * cherish this love, and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish you a hundred years of harmony and unity forever!

18, you are the bullet that I can't live in my life. If you watch too much, your heart will soften, and if you hug too much, you will fall.

19, open the old photos, there will always be adult memories, I want to miss too much, except love, I think the best is always at the end.

I hope you can say good morning in my ear every day, and I can say good night in your ear.

2 1, love makes me stupid, but being stupid makes me extremely happy.

I didn't know it was such a beautiful thing until I fell in love with you.

23. Love without love, love without love. We love each other, but we can't be together forever.

24. I love you. We are together. I'm sorry that we met a stranger.

25, my fault, cut your heart, at the same time, my heart is broken. Now, I use my sincere love to mend your wounds and sew up my soul. Please accept my sincerity.

26. Women, like flowers, need the nourishment of love. But it's not good to have too much fertilizer. Being lovelorn is conducive to adjusting the absorption of fertilizer, so as to turn it into flower mud to protect flowers when necessary in the future.

27. You are like a clear spring, nourishing my tired life. Only those who know how to cherish love can understand the value of love. My life is wonderful because of you.

Last year, people played with silk with silver candles in the Phoenix Pool at night. -Sadulla's "Little Dry Last Year, People in the Phoenix Pool"

29, the wound is yesterday, happiness is tomorrow.

30. Despite all the gloom, Su E regained his spirits in the evening.

Love is really a kind of unclear thing. If you really want to fall in love with someone and like someone, will you not let go like me, or even love so sincerely and truly, and bury that true love deeply in your heart?

2, the heart is in the eye, the fingers are locked like a warm current, whispering and holding hands, counting the gains and losses of the fleeting time, supporting each other and encouraging refueling, accompanying love and holding hands all the way, always feeling and touching true love. My love, it's good to have you.

I miss you thousands of times every day. Tears are like pearls, and the world has changed because of you. I spread my true love in my heart and plant happiness at your fingertips. When you come back, I will hold your hand and love you is my unchanging belief.

4, the wine of life, blended with sweetness; The journey of life is full of romance; Life is a little bit, and it is integrated into the truth; A day's happiness is brewed with true love; The oath of love is expressed in sincerity: Dear, I love you!

It is true that people trapped by love often value love more than life. Life is precious, but love is more expensive. If you are free, you can throw them away. Life is important. Such people not only see the value of life, but also appreciate the preciousness of love. Once they really fall in love with someone, they will cherish it.

6. If it is true love, you won't regret it. Love is also the most precious wealth in a person's life. When you are too old to walk, believe that the richest person is yourself. Even if the last two people can't hold hands and grow old together, they will give each other sincere wishes. At that time, each other's happiness was their own happiness.

I really only play the piano for you. I really love you, sing for you all my life and write for you all my life, but you are far away in my heart. Although I can't get along with you day and night, I miss you all the time and feel your pulse all the time. I will feel your emotions. I will put my hand on the piano, write down Yao Si, and convey my sincere warmth through the Internet.

8, a promise can be a lifetime, because it is sincere, sincere, true feelings! Occasionally fierce quarrels and the ringing of pots and pans every day have become a common love symphony for two people! Love is not sweet talk, not just flowers and months, true love is simple and true feelings are true!

9. The moment of true love can heal years of heartbreak.

10, what is true love? It feels good at first, but it won't last long!

1 1, sincerely let us know each other, true love makes us fall in love, true love makes us hold hands, who knows, happiness and sweetness will be shared with you today. The wedding will be held on a certain day in a certain year. I hope to join you then. My friend believes that you will definitely come back. Remember!

12, tomorrow, the sun will still rise; True love will still come.

13, there is no true love in this world, but even if it is fake, you should believe it, love it, cherish it, and the fake will become true!

14, I hate this life, I can't bear to be happy, I have lived my true love, I miss you!

15, send you a rose, true love is a dried flower, true feelings are flowers and leaves, true hearts are petals, true hearts are stamens, and on Valentine's Day, hold this flower and make a promise quietly. I would like to hold your hand until I am old. I love you all my life!

16, love doesn't need time, intimacy, romance doesn't need forever, warmth is needed, happiness doesn't need long, enjoyment is needed, true love doesn't need a lifetime, affection is needed, and true love is always accompanied.

17, every girl in love wants true love, not fake love.

18, no matter how far the journey is, the heart is connected. Although the time of gathering is short, the oath of true love has touched the sky. Valentine's day hug, heart-to-heart hug, the blending of family and love, I will always think of you and remember to be happy every day!

19. In every love, there is a person who waits for that love silently forever. Maybe I'm the one. He doesn't expect you to give him a true love, just ask you to live a happy life. He doesn't expect you to think of him when you are bored, but please take good care of yourself!

20, life, soaked in sweetness, more moist; Life, wandering in romance, is becoming more and more cheerful; Live, walk in true love and become happier. Dear, I just want to say to you loudly: I love you!

2 1, everlasting love is in your heart, just like many people often ask whether there is true love in this world, but true love is in your heart, as long as you really pay and pursue it persistently.

22, whether bitter or sweet, let the smile accompany! No matter how close you are, let the blessings overflow! No matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, let true love last forever! Dear, generation after generation, the heart that loves you will never change!

23. Time will not go back, happiness will not last forever, true feelings are precious every day, sweetness remains in my heart, and love will never dissipate. Finally, I will only cherish the present, expand happiness and release true love. I hope that year can give you ten years of happiness.

24, don't complain that there is no true love, it is fate has not yet arrived. Don't think that there is no true love, so your mood will get worse. Don't envy the glory of the star's so-called true love. In fact, you don't know whether it's good or bad behind it. Wait for your fate, find your true love, and believe that the arrow of love will fly to you!

25. The road of feelings is precious only when you walk with your heart. Only when you feel with your heart can you know that the truth is hard to give up. Only when you experience with your heart can you know that true love is hard to leave. Falling in love with you is a happy road.