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52 single dog, talk about it

52 single dog said:

1. Are you there? If you want to fall in love with me, deduct 1. If you don't want to, don't breathe.

2. I am a lovely girl and you are lovely.

3. Why is it that someone else's looking for someone is just like calling the police? It takes more than ten minutes to find someone. If I look for someone, it's like solving a case, and there is no clue at all.

4. People who really love you won't say much about loving you, but they will do many things about loving you.

5. An interesting single is better than a marriage.

6. If falling in love is too much trouble, I will trouble you later.

7. It's only when tears come down that we know that separation is another kind of understanding.

8. It's not easy to be a younger brother of single dog. You have to be a brother and a guest boyfriend when necessary, and of course you have to be a grandson at most.

9, promise me, don't take advantage of any boy, and die alone.